[Prissy]

Greetings in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

My name is Prissy, and I am here mainly to find a good husband that will love me the way Christ loved the Church . . . which means dying for me, hopefully BEFORE I must fulfill my martial duty but AFTER the incredibly expensive wedding in which I will take center stage. I do not plan on having children, as I am interested only in the sword of the Spirit, God's Holy Word, and not the sword of man, which I prefer to stay fully sheathed and out of my sight.

I was saved at age four after being told I would burn for eternity in hell thanks to my worthless, evil soul, (Praise JESUS!) and since that time I have been saved approximately twice yearly since. I went to private Christian Evangelical grade and high school, then on to five years of Bible College, a brief stint smuggling Bibles into Communist China, and of course I converted several classrooms full of heathen Chinese students who spoke no English using the 4 Spiritual Laws translated into Cantonese.

My favorite Bible verse and honest intention is to love all of you in the Spirit of Jude 1:23, hating even the clothing stained by your corrupted flesh. My church is too exclusive to mention, we practice a CLOSED communion, as here in Oregon the endless un-Churched masses are constantly plotting against the faithful.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Prissy

*** something that's supposed to shock us, I guess ***

Hello Percy!

When do you plan on grunting out some sons for Jesus? We want to get to know you!

(Genesis 3:16) "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Talitha]

I do not plan on having children, as I am interested only in the sword of the Spirit, God's Holy Word, and not the sword of man, which I prefer to stay fully sheathed and out of my sight.

Lesbian!!!!!!!!!!

It's God's plan that you suffer the burdens of childbirth even if it kills you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Prissy

I do not plan on having children, as I am interested only in the sword of the Spirit, God's Holy Word, and not the sword of man, which I prefer to stay fully sheathed and out of my sight.

1 Timothy 2:13-15: For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Have fun in hell, sinner.

[James Hutchins]

Welcome Prissy. As you may know, I have a son, Ralph, looking for a wife. Are you 100% Biblically correct?

[Little Donkey]

You're not half chinky are you? Something about spending all that time in China smells very fishy. A lesbian mongreloid is the last thing we need around here

[Faith_Machine]

Hey Prissy, I'm really glad you're here, but...

You wouldn't be jerking our chain, would you?

I'm really naive and trusting, you see, and one of my greatest weaknesses is that I can never tell whether new people here are being sincere.

I sure hope you're being genuine with us when you tell us you're saved, but I'm going to assume you're just kidding when you say you don't want to have lots of babies.

Tell us, ideally, how many babies would you like to have?

[Deaner]

I wouldn't fuck you with my worst enemies dick. Your cooter's probably like a venus fly trap.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Tell us, ideally, how many babies would you like to have?

Cool it Brother Faith. You'd probably have better looking babies coming out my ass.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Deaner

I wouldn't fuck you with my worst enemies dick, Your cooter's probably like a venus fly trap.

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