Welcome Bob! I know that it can be quite shocking indeed to meet True Christians for the first time. You are probably so used to meeting the Christians who lure you in with promises of being "friendly" and free cookies. Know who else meets people by being friendly and offering free candy? Child molesters & Catholics.
Anyways, congratulations on finding your way here. This may be a shock to your system, but around these parts, it is all Jesus all the time! We are here to spread the Word of Jesus to the unwashed masses, and we simply want to be sure that you truly understand the Word. Sometimes we get people who come here assured of their Salvation, only to find that they support gay marriage and voted for Barack Hussein Obama. This is unacceptable, and this is what we hope to stamp out.
Welcome, and we hope that you enjoy your stay