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Finally, the evil reign of the evolutionary theory has come to its END. All over the world, previously atheist scientists are admitting that the 6-day recent Creation is the only theory that
  • explains the current lifeforms as Created Kinds.
  • predicts the imminent End of Times and the New Jerusalem.
And the Creature that changed history and made all these repulsive biologists repent is the lowly serpent of the Created Serpent Kind. Based on new data about snake biology, the most prestigious forum for rigorous, peer-reviewed science ever, "Popular Science", now admits that evolution lacks explanatory power!
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EVOLUTION DIDN'T ROB SNAKES OF THEIR LIMBS
This illuminating article is based on a new study that was originally written for the science magazine "Nature".

Briefly, the genes involved in other Created Kinds in hind limbs and hands take care of totally different things in snakes, they direct the development of the snake tallywhacker (the technical name for this organ is the "penis").
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Researchers examined snake genomes, and found that snakes retain a recognizably similar limb-building elements present in mammals. This raised the question of what they were doing in limbless creatures. ..
The transgenic mice were used to test the ability of the mouse, lizard, and snake enhancers to drive expression of a reporter gene in hindlimbs and/or genitalia. What they showed is that the mouse enhancer has activity in both locations, but the snake enhancer has only retained the ability to control genital expression of Tbx4.
Now, this is highly technical but bear with me. This means that the genes that the original snakes immediately after Creation would have used to grow hands and feet are now used to grow tallywhackers. Let us combine these findings and the pending question that the writers of "Popular Science" were afraid to answer in plain American:
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EVOLUTION DIDN'T ROB SNAKES OF THEIR LIMBS
If evolution did not do it, who did?! We know.

GOD DID IT!

As the evolutionary theory cannot answer this question, only one answer is possible: God. God did it! AND Creation Science has the proof. It is in the Bible!



Genesis 3:13-14
And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:



In this snake embryo we can see these genes in the area of the future tallywhacker.

We have seen this before. The snake has become the most pivotal animal when it comes to the Creation vs. Evolution debate! Verily, some scholars found the remains of the original snake WITH FOUR LEGS from Brazil only recently!


Here is the original snake from Eden!

Now we can reconstruct the sequence of events not only historically but also genetically.
  1. God Created the World (Genesis 1:1).
  2. He Created all animals including the four-legged serpent (Genesis 1:24; Genesis 2:19).
  3. The serpent - originally with four legs and the capacity to talk - seduced the woman (Genesis 3:1-2).
  4. As a punishment of these hideous crimes, God DID ROB SNAKES OF THEIR LIMBS (Genesis 3:14).
  5. God recycled the limb genes of the snake to produce tallywhackers. This is fitting, as the Creature was now stained with sin (Romans 8:22) and some more sin in the form of fornication would not have affected it much.
Due to genetic entropy, the snake gradually lost also its ability to speak, etc., but it still has TWO tallywhackers as a reminder of its former glory as a limbed Creature.
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The research reveals that, in reptiles, the penis grows from the tissues that will become hind legs (or in snakes, used to become legs), so two penises form. But in mammals and birds the penis comes from tissue that will eventually become a tail, so only one penis forms.
God is ingenious. The ammunition that is the Mighty Bible hits its target every time. Now millions of atheists are finally seeing the light that is the Truth™ that is JESUS!

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

  • Jesus is the Way. By reading the Bible the mystery of snake limbs and tallywhackers has been unraveled.
  • Jesus is the Truth™. Only Creation can explain these genetic abnormalities. This is the Creation Sensation. Evolutionary theory has collapsed.
  • Jesus is the Life. The intricacies of Life including the inexplicable genome find their solutions in Jesus.



Jesus has crushed the reign of the evolutionary serpent as His Father crushed the snake genome millennia ago. After these revelations, our world is a safer, better and much less biased place for Christian Life. Regardless, I'm waiting for the Rapture any day now.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Bible Re: CREATION SENSATION: "EVOLUTION DIDN'T ROB SNAKES OF THEIR LIMBS"!! - 10-14-2015, 03:05 AM

What wonderful research you have been doing to discover that they discovered this, Brother Elmer! The Glory belongs to Christ and to you for your hard work in finding it before they tried to hide it away with their numerous other science lies (e.g. gravity or germs).

I can also scientifically confirm your findings by showing off my biggest snake's tally whacker at the next TrueChristian™ Petting Zoo™ and Snake™ Extravaganza™. When you behold the intelligently designed snake-shafts that our Lord God Himself so meticulously hand-crafted upon each serpent, you will be truly whelmed by the intelligence of Christ! Praise Jesus and thank God for Biblical Science!


Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus,
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Default Re: CREATION SENSATION: "EVOLUTION DIDN'T ROB SNAKES OF THEIR LIMBS"!! - 10-14-2015, 03:22 AM

Fantastic research, Dr. White. I don't know why you haven't gotten that Nobel Prize yet.
It must be dog eat dog in the world of science outside of Liberty University and Oral Roberts University.


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