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Mormons are not Christians! -
04-10-2013, 09:42 AM
During last year's elections the question of Romney's Christian status came up and many claimed him and his cult to be Christians.
But here is what Mormons believe:
They believe that God the Father has a wife!!!
They believe that Jesus and Satan are brothers!!!
They believe that certain men who have been "exalted" get their own planet and become gods!!!
Does that sound Christian to you? NO!!!!
It is heretical!
I pray that Americaland is protected from the wrath the True God shall unleash upon the Mormins for their sinful heresy!
YIC,
Jon
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-10-2013, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Alterboy
During last year's elections the question of Romney's Christian status came up and many claimed him and his cult to be Christians.
But here is what Mormons believe:
They believe that God the Father has a wife!!!
They believe that Jesus and Satan are brothers!!!
They believe that certain men who have been "exalted" get their own planet and become gods!!!
Does that sound Christian to you? NO!!!!
It is heretical!
I pray that Americaland is protected from the wrath the True God shall unleash upon the Mormins for their sinful heresy!
YIC,
Jon
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What can you expect from a so called 'religion' that is based off the 1978 original script for Battlestar Galactica (itself based on Star Wars, itself based on some chink legend).
Talk about mixing your metaphors
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-10-2013, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
What can you expect from a so called 'religion' that is based off the 1978 original script for Battlestar Galactica (itself based on Star Wars, itself based on some chink legend).
Talk about mixing your metaphors
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It is all a bit science fictiony to me!
They appear to be closested scientologists!
Soon Tom Cruiser will be a mormon.
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-10-2013, 02:46 PM
The Bible even warns us against the Book of Mormon.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-10-2013, 02:47 PM
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Glory!
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-11-2013, 12:42 AM
Here is a song about Mormon beliefs. It's written by potty-mouthed atheists and performed by an effeminate sodomite, so women and children should get permission from their True Christian™ male head of household to view, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-12-2013, 05:23 PM
mormons are christian theirs 2 branchs types of mormons christian and non christian im a true christian and was called to preach (atm a mormon preist was baptized but they wont let me out)
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-12-2013, 05:37 PM
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mormons are christian theirs 2 branchs types of mormons christian and non christian im a true christian and was called to preach (atm a mormon preist was baptized but they wont let me out)
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Friend, there is only one type of mormon. That is the kind that will eventually fuel the flames of Hell!
I mean really, did you think God was going to ignore the whole "We have magic underwear so we can be like gods" routine?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-16-2013, 06:13 AM
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Friend, there is only one type of mormon. That is the kind that will eventually fuel the flames of Hell!
I mean really, did you think God was going to ignore the whole "We have magic underwear so we can be like gods" routine?
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not all follow that rule like i said two branches utah freaks and southern followers of christ
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-16-2013, 06:53 AM
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not all follow that rule like i said two branches utah freaks and southern followers of christ
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Mormons don't follow Jesus. They follow a failed water diviner who was chased out of every place he tried to hawk his hocum and was eventually "taken care of" by a group of friendly Christians.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-16-2013, 11:00 AM
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...was eventually "taken care of" by a group of friendly Christians.
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This, like much of what is posted here at turnip truck central, is neither factual or remotely accurate.
Mr. Smith was shown the door to Kolob by his very own followers. He tried to use his connections to the Masons (see: Mormon temple rituals) to attract help at the last minute but to no avail. He had cheated so many over so many years and married so many followers wives, daughters and livestock that even the rubes who bought his golden plated baloney could take no more.
He makes your Pastors Al (imprisoned and not allowed near a computer) and Zeke (he's seen more pillow cases than Hilton chambermaid) look like amateur hucksters by comparison.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-17-2013, 04:11 AM
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This, like much of what is posted here at turnip truck central, is neither factual or remotely accurate.
Mr. Smith was shown the door to Kolob by his very own followers. He tried to use his connections to the Masons (see: Mormon temple rituals) to attract help at the last minute but to no avail. He had cheated so many over so many years and married so many followers wives, daughters and livestock that even the rubes who bought his golden plated baloney could take no more.
He makes your Pastors Al (imprisoned and not allowed near a computer) and Zeke (he's seen more pillow cases than Hilton chambermaid) look like amateur hucksters by comparison.
Bless you, My Swiss Family Robinson retread,
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Hey! Did you just insult me?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-17-2013, 04:17 AM
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...Zeke (he's seen more pillow cases than Hilton chambermaid)...
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Hey! Did you just insult me?
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Only if you take it that way.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
04-17-2013, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
He makes your Pastors Al (imprisoned and not allowed near a computer) and Zeke (he's seen more pillow cases than Hilton chambermaid) look like amateur hucksters by comparison.
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Now listen hear you filthy catlicker all of are pastors are Godly and manly i am in a possition to know just how Godly and manly Pastor Zeke is.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
06-20-2022, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
What can you expect from a so called 'religion' that is based off the 1978 original script for Battlestar Galactica (itself based on Star Wars, itself based on some chink legend).
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
06-20-2022, 08:34 PM
Mormonism is basically Islam. Guy pretends he hears God and gets a bunch of gullible people to follow him by pretending to talk to God.
Honestly you'd have to be so stupid to believe that.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
06-21-2022, 12:04 PM
Vatican gobbledygook is the icing on that particular cake. Mostly the others have some crackpot (or mental case) (or crook) propose the most obviously inept garbage imaginable so that the few who believe it are almost guaranteed to believe anything served up subsequently.
They'll be persecuted [their word for it] or mocked [everyone else] and a few might fall away but the residue breeds up usually quite quickly and before long a full-scale brainwashing and/or murder campaign can get underway. Popes take it one stage further. Instead of interpreting the founder's words, they pretend they are in direct contact with an infallible source themselves. Imams and Mormon elders at least don't do that but I think they have a prophet. If he believes what he says he's insane; if he doesn't he's a crook. Quite possibly he's both. There's a lot in common with the flying saucer religion wanting to build a swastika-shaped "embassy" for the aliens in Israel. Earlier I mentioned "the most obviously inept garbage imaginable" but could anyone other than a free love racing car driver Frenchman dream up that? The latter day saints extend it to a couple of non-existent orbs they'll be able to fly to eventually when they're dead. As a result it's easy to say they're not any sort of Christian.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
06-21-2022, 11:38 PM
I feel bad for the Mormons. The want to love Jesus, but they simply don't know how because they got taken in by conman Joseph Smith. Now they believe that they will be gods one day, just like God! If they'd put down those stupid Books of Mormon and start reading the Bible, they'd come to see the truth, that only baptist Christians (and perhaps a few of the less outlandish Pentacostals) are getting into Heaven.
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Re: Mormons are not Christians! -
06-22-2022, 01:23 AM
Mormons are basically Muslims. They both have their own sequel to the Bible, live in the desert, are polygamist, and have a tendency towards violence.
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