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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.98%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.41%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,555 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 8 0.03%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-02-2021, 04:16 AM

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I didn't know Justin Trudeau was a YouTube personality or that he was a member of the Russian Orthodox false church.


I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
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But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 06-24-2022, 11:28 AM

All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 06-24-2022, 02:15 PM

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All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
Who are you? Would you care to introduce yourself?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 06-24-2022, 02:48 PM

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All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
Karl? Is that the new crackpot religion?

Landover is not based on "religion(s)" but on simple historical facts. Maybe you're thinking of Carl Jung – but he's not middle eastern. He's Swiss. Here's some Swiss music.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 06-24-2022, 03:04 PM

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All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
It's Carl, with a C.




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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 06-24-2022, 03:33 PM

We've already covered Carl with a C. Please try to keep up. Perhaps some more Swiss music is necessary?

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-21-2022, 02:25 PM

No Asatru , Rodnovery, Romuva ect?

Those are the best "false religions"
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-21-2022, 04:10 PM

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No Asatru , Rodnovery, Romuva ect?

Those are the best "false religions"
We're actually looking for THE WORST false religions.
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