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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-26-2022, 11:24 PM

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Olivia Newton-John has died. If she had sung, "I Honestly Love You" to Jesus, she would be in Heaven.

Instead, she sang an anthem to sordid sexual relations entitled, "Physical".
Would the song "Hopelessly devoted to you Jesus" have gotten her into Heaven? I was just thinking about that as I was reading this.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-27-2022, 04:09 AM

Growing up in a convict dump provides an additional obstacle [for anyone] to overcome. What happened next? Swooning over a flying saucer aficionado hardly provides a candle for others to follow. It is so important for leaders in either the legal or entertainment worlds to put God's Law first.

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Those unusual looking charlatans will claim to be conduits for divine energies but what authority do they have? None. For a start they'll waffle on about how gods should be defined or whether there's an actual God or how many avatars any particular god energy may have (trillions, usually) and put this bit of amethyst in your ear and lie under a tree and go to sleep and what you dream is who you really are (such as an ant or a rhinoceros or something) but when you see beams of lights then you've attained godhead & on & on. Flying saucers probably come under the category of "beams" but really something's got stuck in their eye and is pressing on the optic nerve. Jesus put it this way:
Matthew 7:3 Why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
He never mentioned crystal therapy or whatever that guy on the right had for breakfast or mantras and was critical of muttering and putting on a phantasmagorical display. Whether one's fancies are enacted for the screen or worked out in real life, they serve as a beacon for others and where they disagree with Jesus they disagree with God's Just Law.

Over and over again.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-31-2022, 10:47 AM

Mikhail Gorbachev

About time this one went to the fiery pits



He had the mark of the beast on his forehead


Revelation 13:16


58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-31-2022, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Vladimir Lenin
Worshipping any god is ideological necrophilia
He said while carrying a torch for Karl Marx (deceased) the irony gland having atrophied in specimen, evidently.
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Though an atheist himself, during perestroika, Gorbachev let believers perform their rituals and, in 1988, gave his blessing to a nationwide celebration of the millennium of Christianity in Russia. In 1991, the government adopted a new law on religious freedom that did away with all the old Soviet restrictions. A new century was approaching – and with it a new era for Russian Orthodoxy as well.
The mad hatter brigade prevailed against this opportunity for True Christianity to liberate the captive souls of Russia and they reinstated orthodox heresies instead. At least Gorbachev's atheism was a temperature God could appreciate.
Revelation 3
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I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
One of the great three-sixteens in The Bible, lost (it goes without saying) on all heretics. But Gorby was not a heretic. Here he is visiting India - looks like they've had some of the "local produce" in flight. Hell is certain for all communists.

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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-08-2022, 06:09 PM

Queen Elizabeth has finally met her Maker, Christ Jesus, who undoubtedly judged her to be GUILTY and is now getting used to her new home in HELL. As the self-declared head of her own personal church, she denied Christ and led millions to their eternal damnation. God will not be mocked. His vengeance is assured, even if it takes many decades for His Divine Plan to come to fruition, He will have the last laugh (Psalms 2:4).


Queen Elizabeth, the Longest-Reigning British Monarch, Dies at 96






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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-08-2022, 06:24 PM

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Queen Elizabeth has finally met her Maker, Christ Jesus, who undoubtedly judged her to be GUILTY and is now getting used to her new home in HELL. As the self-declared head of her own personal church, she denied Christ and led millions to their eternal damnation. God will not be mocked. His vengeance is assured, even if it takes many decades for His Divine Plan to come to fruition, He will have the last laugh (Psalms 2:4).
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Watermelon Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-09-2022, 02:49 AM

Today is a day for giving thanks to God. A wretched blight at long last has departed the earth. I've made no secret of what I thought about old Queen Elizabeth, but all there's left to say is this: Hell isn't hot enough for her. The celebration here in Podunk will be extending into tomorrow and on through the weekend. Thank you so much for this Jesus.


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Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-10-2022, 12:55 PM

If there is one thing the Queen can be credited for is that she lived long enough to ensure the reign of her successor son to the throne will be deemed mercifully short. Welcome to doddering King Charles III and his second wife - the Duchess of Cornholio.

Prince Charles was widely ridiculed for his habit of talking to plants. This prompted the BBC to produce a program with Sir David Attenborough who declared that not only was Prince Charles right to talk to plants, but he was correct to listen to them as well.

Not only will Charles become the head of the Church of England, but he has been courting the mooselimbs for years as he sees himself representing all religions. Charles declares that all the beheadings are really only "symbolic" and that they really don't want to chop people's heads off.

As to the rest of the British "Commonwealth", the tendencies of Monarchs to produce lummox offspring quickly inspires the rise of vegetable leaders like Turdeau in Canada, or for amusement Jacinda Ardern in New Zealand.

Jesus' swift judgment can't come soon enough.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-13-2022, 02:38 PM

I see that Godless French film director Jean-Luc Godard has made a one-way trip to Switzerland to be voluntarily murdered. He is now ŕ bout de souffle.


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I see that Godless French film director Jean-Luc Godard has made a one-way trip to Switzerland to be voluntarily murdered. He is now ŕ bout de souffle.
Thank God for that. I couldn't stand his fake English accent and the make-believe. No Trekkies, Jedi is not a real religion.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-22-2022, 04:50 PM

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I see that Godless French film director Jean-Luc Godard has made a one-way trip to Switzerland to be voluntarily murdered. He is now ŕ bout de souffle.
Why do they have to go to Switzerland? Couldn't they just shoot themselves? And if they're broke, the risk of prosecution after breaking into a gun shop and stealing one must extremely low.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-22-2022, 06:19 PM

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Why do they have to go to Switzerland?
Sister, I think the sense of deep despair one feels in Europe makes the procedure easier to bear. I can't think of anyone that would want to off themselves in happy, pro life place such as Indiana for example.


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Why do they have to go to Switzerland? Couldn't they just shoot themselves?
Well it would certainly avoid the language problem. I mean, who speaks Swiss?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 09-25-2022, 02:15 AM



Nobody's ever seen a wormhole and Bajorans are not real. Hell on the other hand is and having represented the push for secular values, enshrined in the Trekkie universe (honestly, have you ever met one?) Louise Fletcher will be staying longer than the one week.
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