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Rebuke Donald Trump Brutally Raped and Murdered in "South Park" Anime - 09-26-2015, 10:50 AM

The atheist-Catholic/Muslim lobby does not hesitate to use all means available to soil the good name of the Donald! The US-based anime called "South Park" depicted a couple of days ago the brutal homersexual rape and murder of Mr. Donald Trump, Jesus' Bestest Friend!

Proverbs 27:10
Thine own friend, and thy father's friend, forsake not; neither go into thy brother's house in the day of thy calamity: for better is a neighbour that is near than a brother far off.
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In the episode Garrison goes on to cross the border illegally via Niagara Falls, and then wanders an apocalyptic Canada until he finds himself in Trump’s penthouse office, where the two wrestle. Garrison then rapes Trump to death.


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This is one of the most devious schemes EVER. It is easy to see, how every red-blooded Caucasian Real American Man would find the Donald's pictoreque physique attractive and irresistible. From that, it is but a short step to thoughts of fornication. The South Park screenwriters have audaciously abused this existing lust in order to sabotage the campaing machinery of the Donald.

It will not work. Donald knows persecution. Jesus knows it, as well!


Matthew 5:10
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 5:12

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


Jesus will punish the creators of this anime show most severely. I am certain that all the vile things depicted in this travesty of a show will be paid back to its creators ad infinitum. They will receive all the alien anal probes, imaginative forms of death and exposure to Canadian entertainment for eternity. They will also see the Donald victorious after the elections. In the footsteps of Jesus, he will ban the godless entertainment industry and once again Biblical Law will govern the nation.





Brethren, this show is disgusting and vile but it will all be for the ultimate good. The Donald WILL win and lead the nation to God's Glory.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Brutally Raped and Murdered in "South Park" Anime - 09-26-2015, 11:33 PM

I had never heard of the South Park before this. When I went to investigate, I caught the first episode by mistake. I was elated to see such an accurate depiction of Political Correctness in a television show made for children. The thuggish bullying and inhumane intolerance displayed by the PC People was spot-on. I thought Jesus finally had a friend in the Jew-run media.

Then I realized there was a second episode, and was dismayed to see such a petty, inaccurate caricature of The Donald. Satan must have infested the bowels of the creators of the South Park between episodes one and two. How else could you explain the 100% accurate depiction of the enemies of America in one episode and such a gross, misleading mockery of The Donald in the next?


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Default Re: Donald Trump Brutally Raped and Murdered in "South Park" Anime - 09-27-2015, 03:56 AM

I'm not surprised a liberal propaganda TV show would be named after a park. As I've mentioned a number of times, this whole concept of "public parks" is pure Marxism. That's why they got a bunch of parks over there in socialist Europe.

I can't help but wonder: Why would anyone want to take good land - especially in urban areas - and make it into a park? Just think of the lost real estate investment opportunities! New York City's Central Park - you got any idea how much my company could earn by building condos there? Instead, the only "housing" in that park is some homeless people sleeping in cardboard boxes, but we can't even charge them rent and the cops chase them away.

Don't misunderstand me - I'm not insensitive to the needs of the poor. But we already got lots of comfortable places where they can live for free or nearly free.


No leak roof!


Rent to own - financing available!


Even heated (a little) in winter!

And then you got rural scenic areas like the Grand Canyon which would have been perfect for building a dam and a big reservoir, but we can't now because of that socialist "national park!" You got Redwoods (Communist woods!) National Park, where all that good lumber goes to waste. You got Yellowstone National Park which would have ideal for hunting, logging, geothermal development and methane fracking, but instead we can only earn a pittance from selling our made-in-China souvenirs to tourists. Ironically, these days more and more of our tourists are Chinks, since Americans can no longer afford to take vacations.


Yellowstone National Park Duty-Free Shop - souvenirs for Chinks, by Chinks!

The good news is that we have at least made some progress at privatizing a few national parks, and once we get rid of Obama we're going to privatize all of them! In New York, there's this little island national park that my company recently purchased - we plan to build a 50-story hotel-casino, as soon as we demolish that useless 129-year-old obsolete building.


Useless old building slated for demolition

Well, as soon as we get Obama out of office and replace him with a good conservative Republican, this whole national park nightmare is going to be history. I look forward to the day when little kids will ask, "Mommy, what is a national park?"

The thought just brings tears (of joy) to my eyes!


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Default Re: Donald Trump Brutally Raped and Murdered in "South Park" Anime - 09-27-2015, 04:28 AM

Damn those national parks! It is sickening, really, that our own government is the biggest obstacle in the War on Timber.


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Damn those national parks! It is sickening, really, that our own government is the biggest obstacle in the War on Timber.
Amen, Brother Des! Forests provide shelter for a whole Pandora Box of horrors - insects, snakes, bats and bears. Plus these creatures fornicate right out there in the open, where children can see it!

Remember, our Freedom™ is at stake! The War on Timber is a war we can't afford to lose! Without a doubt, it is our Christian duty to eliminate the forests, before it is too late. For the children.


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Amen, Brother Des! Forests provide shelter for a whole Pandora Box of horrors - insects, snakes, bats and bears. Plus these creatures fornicate right out there in the open, where children can see it!

Remember, our Freedom™ is at stake! The War on Timber is a war we can't afford to lose! Without a doubt, it is our Christian duty to eliminate the forests, before it is too late. For the children.

A win-win for our planet and our children!
Brother Fred,

The War on Timber is not going well, the trees are actually taking over and more numerous than ever!



We can only hope that the Donald will get a new boost from these trespasses against his very person and his chastity and once in office the national socialist park scheme will be finally terminated for good.

Psalms 104:20
Thou makest darkness, and it is night: wherein all the beasts of the forest do creep forth
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Urgent message from Jesus!

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


I was approached by some false Christians claiming that 'nothing really happened' when the South Park animists raped the Donald. I have a message for you: Jesus disagrees.

Because these people have looked at the Donald with lust, they have already committed adultery. Desired fornication = actual homer-rape of Mr. Trump. In addition, because this show has been seen by billions, there are now hundreds of millions of men who have looked on the Donald to lust after him. He is by now probably the most violated rape victim ever.

He needs out prayers and votes more than ever and, because of this, the Nation and Jesus need HIM more than ever.



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Amen, Brother Des! Forests provide shelter for a whole Pandora Box of horrors - insects, snakes, bats and bears. Plus these creatures fornicate right out there in the open, where children can see it!

Remember, our Freedom™ is at stake! The War on Timber is a war we can't afford to lose! Without a doubt, it is our Christian duty to eliminate the forests, before it is too late. For the children.


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When it comes to the dangers posed to mankind by trees, don't forget the immortal words of President Ronald Reagan:

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When it comes to the dangers posed to mankind by trees, don't forget the immortal words of President Ronald Reagan:

Amen, Brother M. Trees have killed more people than all the plagues in history! Before the US military got taken over by homos, it used to be routine policy to eliminate forests so that the enemy couldn't hide. This is why my company proudly manufactured Agent Orange during the Vietnam War - by spraying Godly herbicide, we eliminated the jungle, food crops and peasants all in one go. If it hadn't been for Agent Orange, we would have never won that war.

Speaking of war, you ever heard of Dutch Elm Disease? That's right, we're talking about germ warfare here, infiltrating our porous national borders at the behest of tree-hugging Euroweenies!

And don't get me started on forest fires, which threaten expensive drilling and fracking equipment that my company has installed in the national forests. If we didn't have forests, we wouldn't have forest fires - any idiot can figure that out. Of course, the leftist environwackos try to pretend that we need forests for flood control, recreation, etc, but any True Christian can see their real motive - they just want a covert location for growing marijuana and filming outdoor porno movies.

Now don't get me wrong - I realize that people think trees are real pretty. Despite what some liberal haters say about me, I do in fact recognize the beauty of nature. That's why my company manufactures millions of artificial trees every year at our factory in Shanghai, China. These beautiful trees require no water, never get eaten by termites, and can be optionally equipped with hidden video cameras to protect national security.


Indistinguishable from "real" trees

In short, "reforestation" is the worst communist/terrorist plot since water fluoridation!


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Default Re: Donald Trump Brutally Raped and Murdered in "South Park" Anime - 09-28-2015, 03:15 PM

if only trump worked for the anime makers

then he could fire those terrible people
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