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Exclamation Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 05:06 AM

I wrote out some index cards and posted them provocatively inside some of the local news-boxes that promote yoga and meditation:

I don't even know what God Yoda worships, but I'm pretty sure it's not Jesus.


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 05:12 AM

Amen brother! And don't fall for that "Christian Yoga" nonsense either! Yoga is an invitation to satan!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 05:44 AM

yoga be so satanick, Mr.Nobar! here be a yoga man, an he be so evils that he make devil horns wiv his hole entire body, not just wiv his hands, like how other folks do

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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 11:38 AM

I know something was wrong with Yoga. Only someone possessed could make their body do those strange things


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 11:44 AM

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I hear one of the exercises is to make your head spin all the way around!


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 01:06 PM

I see that the Muslims are in agreement with you on this one.


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 02:39 PM

I agree, yoga is evil.


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 02:55 PM

Of course yoga is evil. It was invented by the dothead Hindoos for their satanic rituals.
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Look at these heathens. Yoga is also a favorite pastime of the homers.


And I can only image that this vile sinners hand's are red because he had them in places unmentionable.



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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 03:55 PM

Here is another yogurt dothead.

You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!
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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-09-2010, 04:05 PM

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I hear one of the exercises is to make your head spin all the way around!
I have nothing to say to you .. wtf is wrong with you. Go out more. See what the world has to offer.


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I have nothing to say to you .. wtf is wrong with you. Go out more. See what the world has to offer.
Don't tell him to that, the world is very happy with him staying just where his, out of the way.


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Wow, if that man isn't possessed, I don't know what is. Just look at his eyes.


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-18-2010, 09:40 AM

WHY !!!!!



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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-18-2010, 11:34 AM

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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-20-2010, 09:10 PM

you people are retarded. and you think that catholics are a false religion? considering modern christianity came from Catholicism. dumbpiffles.
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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-20-2010, 09:31 PM

@AtheistPride:
Why are you proud of being an atheist? You should be ashamed of that. You are ignorant of God, while other people know there is a God. Why would you be proud of being ignorant?


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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-20-2010, 10:12 PM

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
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Default Re: Yoga is Satanic! - 07-20-2010, 10:34 PM

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I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
Them's some fantastic rhetorical skills you learned at that college. I bet they're glowing with pride to have you as an alumnus.


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