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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 01-31-2011, 04:09 AM

Our God™ exists because if He didn't, the real god in charge would get angry and appear on Earth to tear up our Bibles, flatten our good churches, etc. (PERISH THE THOUGHT!)

So we know there's no other god, because that hasn't happened.
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 01-31-2011, 02:50 PM

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I would quote the Bible verse that PROVES God is real, but oh wait, THE WHOLE BIBLE PROVES IT! Just read the first SENTENCE and it says God is real. As we know, and has been proven time and again by creation scientists, the Bible is 100 percent accurate. There's your proof.
Right. The Bible says that God is real. It does not say that Zeus, Krishna, or Huitzilopochtli is real. Case closed.


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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 01-31-2011, 07:25 PM

Why is everyone so anxious to find proof? I mean.. who needs proof if we have our faith?
I believe in God and I don't need no evidence, because I feel The Lord's presents with me all day, every day, and that proofs it for me . And if that won't do the trick for you buddy, well then you shall just burn and burn until you're even more roasted then Nelson Mandela himself!


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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 02-01-2011, 03:44 AM

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Why is everyone so anxious to find proof? I mean.. who needs proof if we have our faith?
I believe in God and I don't need no evidence, because I feel The Lord's presents with me all day, every day, and that proofs it for me . And if that won't do the trick for you buddy, well then you shall just burn and burn until you're even more roasted then Nelson Mandela himself!
Amen! Jesus touches me every day (spiritually, not in the same way the pope touches children). There is no possible way I am wrong about this! And if HEATHENS are wrong, they get to burn in hell. If I am wrong (which I am NOT) nothing happens. No skin off my back.
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 02-01-2011, 08:17 PM

Amen to you aswell Brother, Amen!


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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 02-16-2011, 04:36 AM

We know God exists every time we gaze at the ocean, walk in the forest, or gaze into the heavens. It is not a question of proof for the very proof of God is within yourself, for you are his Creation and everything you experience is part of that divinity.
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 02-16-2011, 10:39 AM

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We know God exists every time we gaze at the ocean, walk in the forest, or gaze into the heavens. It is not a question of proof for the very proof of God is within yourself, for you are his Creation and everything you experience is part of that divinity.
....And you follow the Bible. All of it.
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 02-16-2011, 09:47 PM

This common "What if" argument imposed by Atheists never ceases to give me a good chuckle. There are no "what ifs" when dealing with the ultimate truth of God. It is, and can never be conceived otherwise.

Try harder, Atheist heathen! You can never outsmart those with the Holy Spirit flaming in their stomachs!
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 02-16-2011, 09:59 PM

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This common "What if" argument imposed by Atheists never ceases to give me a good chuckle. There are no "what ifs" when dealing with the ultimate truth of God. It is, and can never be conceived otherwise.

Try harder, Atheist heathen! You can never outsmart those with the Holy Spirit flaming in their stomachs!
So... A bunch of drunks could have written this book that you worship and you give no thought to it? A book isn't proof, especially one in which the events happened 2011 years ago.
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So... A bunch of drunks could have written this book that you worship and you give no thought to it? A book isn't proof, especially one in which the events happened 2011 years ago.
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So... A bunch of drunks could have written this book that you worship and you give no thought to it? A book isn't proof, especially one in which the events happened 2011 years ago.
LIES!

We have thought about it; The Bible is a confusing, random and appears contradictory at times. This is EXACTLY what we would expect from an all powerful, all knowing being. The Bible was written by mearly humans it would be logical and to the point, like Origin of the Species (AKA the Secularist Bible)

Reason tells us the creator of the Universe would be illogical, God is illogical in The Bible, therefor God exists. END OF DISCUSSION.



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So... A bunch of drunks could have written this book that you worship and you give no thought to it? A book isn't proof, especially one in which the events happened 2011 years ago.

Scripture comes straight from the plump lips of the Lord himself.


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So... A bunch of drunks could have written this book that you worship and you give no thought to it? A book isn't proof, especially one in which the events happened 2011 years ago.
God tells us:

ECCLESIASTES 1 9-10
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The thing that hath beene, it is that which shall be: and that which is done, is that which shall be done; and there is no new thing vnder the sunne.
10 Is there any thing, whereof it may be sayd, See, this is new? it hath beene already of olde time, which was before vs.
©1611

You probably think you're being "witty" or "shocking" or something by suggesting that God's word is the result of Delirium tremens but you are neither. Tiresome and unoriginal would be a better description. God mentioned your sort in this hisrorical passage:


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And suddenly there came a sound from heauen as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3 And there appeared vnto them clouen tongues, like as of fire, and it sate vpon each of them.
4 And they were all filled with the holy Ghost, and began to speake with other tongues, as the spirit gaue them vtterance.
5 And there were dwelling at Hierusalem Iewes, deuout men, out of euery nation vnder heauen.
6 Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that euery man heard them speake in his owne language...


12 And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?
13 Others mocking said, These men are full of new wine.
14 But Peter standing vp with the eleuen, lift vp his voyce, and said vnto them, Ye men of Iudea, & all ye that dwell at Hierusalem, be this knowen vnto you, and hearken to my words:
15 For these are not drunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but the third houre of the day.
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Drunk people do not spontaneously start speaking foreign languages (unless they are foreign, perhaps) of which they have no prior knowledge and which others can understand.

These people were accused of drunkenness. They were not drunk but inspired.
You suggest that The Bible could have been composed by drunk people. It could not. The Bible is inspired by God which is why it is accurate - bearing any examination - and in it He tells us about His wonderful plan for the world He created, and tells us about you.

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You people do not worship God or jessus you worship a book written by men 6,000 years ago and if you dare shout bible verses at me I will tell you can take your bible and ***removed potty insult*** with it you immoral unethical lowly evolved badgers. Oh and if you say I'm gonna go to hell I'll say hi to you when I get there.

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You people do not worship God or jessus you worship a book written by men 6,000 years ago and if you dare shout bible verses at me I will tell you can take your bible and screw yourselves with it you immoral unethical lowly evolved badgers. Oh and if you say I'm gonna go to hell I'll say hi to you when I get there.


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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 01-24-2015, 01:16 AM

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You people do not worship God or jessus you worship a book written by men 6,000 years ago and if you dare shout bible verses at me I will tell you can take your bible and screw yourselves with it you immoral unethical lowly evolved badgers. Oh and if you say I'm gonna go to hell I'll say hi to you when I get there.
My dear, confused, poor little soul.

I have just one question for you: if you reject the Bible (which, btw, was not written 6000 years ago - this is just when the world was created), then what other evidence do you have for the existence of God and Jesus?
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You people do not worship God or jessus you worship a book written by men 6,000 years ago and if you dare shout bible verses at me I will tell you can take your bible and ***removed potty insult*** with it you immoral unethical lowly evolved badgers. Oh and if you say I'm gonna go to hell I'll say hi to you when I get there.
Although I disagree with you since you're blatantly wrong, I have faith you'll rescind your misplaced denunciations and realize just how much of a fool you really are. How do I know all of this? Because The Bible tells me so.

1 Peter 3:16- Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.


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And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown.
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 01-24-2015, 05:36 PM

There may not be proof he really does exist, but are you willing to take the risk for some simple sinning?

At one point many people will question His existence, but for what? Surely you must know that the biblical rules are merely what is right. If you would disobey them, that makes you a wrong person whether you call it a sin or a lawful crime.

The only difference between a sin and a crime is that imprisonment will end at one point, but the Hellfire is for all eternity.
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There may not be proof he really does exist, but are you willing to take the risk for some simple sinning?

At one point many people will question His existence, but for what? Surely you must know that the biblical rules are merely what is right. If you would disobey them, that makes you a wrong person whether you call it a sin or a lawful crime.

The only difference between a sin and a crime is that imprisonment will end at one point, but the Hellfire is for all eternity.
Indeed, my dear. It is quite unfortunate, that modern laws do not follow the Biblical rules, which, as you correctly stated, show us what is right and what is not. Unfortunately, modern laws do not allow us to slay enemies of Jesus (Luke 19:27), or bash heathen kids' heads against the stones (Psalms 137:9), or even enslave people (see a thread about that).

Anyway, we would love to get to know you better, would it be possible for you to hop to the Introduction Forum and create and introduction thread? And please, please, please follow the rules listed on the top of that page. Thank you.
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