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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 06-08-2015, 10:33 PM

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Indeed, Mr. Roland. Jesus also appreciates badgers for their wonderful utility in accessories to worship!

Numbers 4:25
And they shall bear the curtains of the tabernacle, and the tabernacle of the congregation, his covering, and the covering of the badgers' skins that is above upon it, and the hanging for the door of the tabernacle of the congregation,

Ezekiel 16:10
I clothed thee also with broidered work, and shod thee with badgers' skin, and I girded thee about with fine linen, and I covered thee with silk.

God designed badgers to give their skins as high-quality material for coverings and clothing. He knows the best use for everything. Badger skin is at the level of silk when it comes to God's fashion industry.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


I am horrified. This is clearly wrong! Don’t go to Hell just because you want a Badger fur coat.

The badger is unclean and not for you to touch.


Leviticus11:27
And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts thatgo on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shallbe unclean until the even.



Christ is our True Lord.
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Love Jesus Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 06-08-2015, 10:56 PM

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I am horrified. This is clearly wrong! Don’t go to Hell just because you want a Badger fur coat.

The badger is unclean and not for you to touch.


Leviticus11:27
And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts thatgo on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shallbe unclean until the even.

Christ is our True Lord.
JHL
...which is why it is good to read not just the OT, but also the NT as well:

Acts 10:9-16
9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

I hope that was helpful.
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 06-09-2015, 05:28 AM

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I am horrified. This is clearly wrong! Don’t go to Hell just because you want a Badger fur coat.

The badger is unclean and not for you to touch.


Leviticus11:27
And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts thatgo on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shallbe unclean until the even.



Christ is our True Lord.
JHL
Don't use that "bible". We believe that KJV 1611 is the only Bible that is true.

See the following verse about what you referred to:

"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." Genesis 1:26-27


Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson


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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 06-09-2015, 07:44 AM

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...which is why it is good to read not just the OT, but also the NT as well:

Acts 10:9-16
9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

I hope that was helpful.
Thank you. My mind is at rest now.

Praise the Lord.
JHL.


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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 06-04-2016, 06:04 PM

You can't prove something by using this something (in this case the Bible). That's the so called Second Incompleteness-Theory of Gödel. If you want to prove the Bible, you have to use something else than the words from the Bible
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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 06-04-2016, 08:48 PM

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You can't prove something by using this something (in this case the Bible). That's the so called Second Incompleteness-Theory of Gödel. If you want to prove the Bible, you have to use something else than the words from the Bible
Our society focuses too much on evidence. We look for "proof" of every little thing, and end up missing the Big Picture. If you were to open your heart, really open it up to the possibility of Jesus' love, you would find evidence of it everywhere. Every time you smile at a baby, it's evidence that Jesus exists. Every time you get chills watching a sunset, it's evidence that Jesus exists. Every time you share the pleasure in watching a young, heterosexual couple get married and promise to have lots of babies, it's evidence that Jesus exists. The Holy Bible is His Love Letter to you! That's evidence He exists! Who writes a Love Letter unless He actually exists? That's an absurd question because it's a ridiculous idea.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: What if god doesn't exist ? - 07-07-2016, 10:39 AM

At least the True ***insults removed*** ™ would follow their bible off the Yosemite falls. Or not. I tried it, once, but the lazy ***more insults removed*** demanded that I go down and get it for him. I mean, the trip only takes a few seconds...
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