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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 05-01-2011, 01:12 PM

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If they've commited many crimes alot why doesnt Jesus that cooter die for their sins? Oh wait! He doesnt exist!
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! You are the 5 millionth witless dolt to tell us Jesus doesn't exist! We're sending Mecha-Godzilla to your fishing village with a special prize!



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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 05-02-2011, 09:20 AM

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CONGRATULATIONS
! You are the 5 millionth witless dolt to tell us Jesus doesn't exist! We're sending Mecha-Godzilla to your fishing village with a special prize!



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Worthless dolt? Im not the one spending my life talking about a pifflewit who got himself drilled to a piffleing cross... I dont even live in a piffleing fishing village. And Godzilla doesnt exist, just like Jesus piffleing christ
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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 05-02-2011, 11:29 AM

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Worthless dolt? Im not the one spending my life talking about a pifflewit who got himself drilled to a piffleing cross... I dont even live in a piffleing fishing village. And Godzilla doesnt exist, just like Jesus piffleing christ
Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Is it because they generally don't go to church as children (or pay attention if they did go), or is it they had horrible parents, or both?

It's sad, really. Sometimes I feel bad about what's going to happen to them.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 05-03-2011, 08:36 AM

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Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Is it because they generally don't go to church as children (or pay attention if they did go), or is it they had horrible parents, or both?

It's sad, really. Sometimes I feel bad about what's going to happen to them.
Mostly it is horrible parents combined with a special blend of mental retardation that is a result of the sins of their horrible parents. It is a long and convoluted loop of idiocy and sin between the parents and the atheist.


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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 06-11-2011, 02:16 PM

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Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Is it because they generally don't go to church as children (or pay attention if they did go), or is it they had horrible parents, or both?

It's sad, really. Sometimes I feel bad about what's going to happen to them.
You (Christians), Just celebrated the deaths of thousands of innocent (innocent meaning kind and good-willed, rather than a god-fearing sadist) and then mocked the deaths of said innocents, I think i would rather be branded as a rude and hateful atheist than a crazed, genocidist christian.

To clarify, I still respect most christian disciplines and teachings but this is too far an extreme. As someone has said before me morality IS in the eye of the beholder and i can see that most people on this forum have no morals at all. You just do as you're told to and follow without question. When does faith cross the line into stupidity with a cause?

God didn't kill all those people, a freakin' tsunami did.

Show a little respect.
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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 06-11-2011, 03:18 PM

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You (Christians), Just celebrated the deaths of thousands of innocent (innocent meaning kind and good-willed, rather than a god-fearing sadist) and then mocked the deaths of said innocents, I think i would rather be branded as a rude and hateful atheist than a crazed, genocidist christian.

To clarify, I still respect most christian disciplines and teachings but this is too far an extreme. As someone has said before me morality IS in the eye of the beholder and i can see that most people on this forum have no morals at all. You just do as you're told to and follow without question. When does faith cross the line into stupidity with a cause?

God didn't kill all those people, a freakin' tsunami did.

Show a little respect.
Why are you so racist against Christians? Were you molested by Cathylicking Mary worshiper as a youngster?

I don't know where you acquired the misapprehension that Christians have no morals, but it couldn't have been from a True Christian™ like me and my brothers and sisters here at Landover. It must have been from some butt raping Papist.

Even so, there is no excuse for your racism. We Christians are a patient folk, but you are crossing the line.

Also, stop spreading homosexuality across the internet. Normal people aren't interested in having sex with retards. Go to one of your fag forums please.


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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 06-12-2011, 04:34 PM

Those ungodly Japs deserved every little pint of heavenly judgement they got!
Even the "Christian" population of Japan mostly consists of Catholics and such undercover Satanists!


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Default Re: Japs get their due! - 06-19-2011, 02:24 PM

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me morality IS in the eye of the beholder and i can see that most people on this forum have no morals at all.
If I was playing Satan worshiping games, I would not talk about morals. Shame on you



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