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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 07-11-2011, 09:37 PM

Hahahaha. Forgive me judge but I'm no athlete. Although I would be honoured if the Nigerian Olympic Committee would ask me to join them. As long as there are enough atheist running in the field, I might even throw a new personal record.

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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 07-18-2011, 02:42 AM

Thank you for bringing this to my attention Brother Hutchins!

Although I have heard of the threat from Di-Hydrogen Monoxide before, I wrote it off as atheist fear mongering and a way to con honest people into consumerism. Hearing it again from an honourable and most importantly knowledgeable Christian like yourself made me realise that it is indeed a huge threat to our Christian brothers and sisters.
I shall speak to my Reverend over here as well because this is a problem which has to be tackled on a large scale to ensure a successful outcome for us followers of the word of Christ!


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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-07-2011, 09:38 PM

I enjoy drinking a cold glass of DHMO after a hard days work building houses. Actually have a couple of bottles just for the stuff when I go hiking, skiing, or golfing. I also have trays that I full and put in the freezer. Also some sweet tea poured over frozen DHMO cubes is really refreshing.


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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-08-2011, 12:35 AM

A most intriguing essay Mr. Hutchins, DHMO is invaluable to genetic research because of it's ability to damage alter DNA.



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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-08-2011, 08:02 AM

believing that DHMO is dangerous and needs special warnings/labels or even banned shows me how scientifically ignorant you are. Let's break it down shall we... the di prefix means 2. so dihydrogen means 2 hydrogen. the prefix mono means 1. Monoxide means there is 1 oxygen. You're probably used to seeing Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) written H2O. Hope I was able to ease some fear.


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Atheists are so clever. They'd never be so dumb as to not see the world clearly and rush in mocking those more in tune with why the glory of True Christianity and Biblical reality must be shouted from the rooftops.

When you've finally read your Bible properly and achieved true understanding of the nature of God therein and the importance of the whole message of the Bible in understanding God's message to His people you are going to do such an epic facepalm.



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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-08-2011, 08:36 AM

James, I am a little concerned for your safety. Is it safe to have that much Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide in one place. That's and awful lot of Hydrogen. It sounds extremely flammable too me. Remember what happened to the Hindenburg!

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James, I am a little concerned for your safety. Is it safe to have that much Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide in one place. That's and awful lot of Hydrogen. It sounds extremely flammable too me. Remember what happened to the Hindenburg!

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I bow to your superior knowledge of the foul science that seeks to surpass God's word. However I do recall that scientists say that oxygen causes fire to happen by its very presence and that fire does not happen if it is lacking.

Can you confirm just how much this Godmocker is recklessly endangering himself with his meddling?



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I bow to your superior knowledge of the foul science that seeks to surpass God's word. However I do recall that scientists say that oxygen causes fire to happen by its very presence and that fire does not happen if it is lacking.

Can you confirm just how much this Godmocker is recklessly endangering himself with his meddling?
Yes you are correct. Oxygen fuels a fire. Hydrogen with Oxygen sounds like an explosive mixture to me. I am sure that James has thought this through, he is an educated man.

Does Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide show up in airport scanners? Your average muslim would be very happy to take a plane out with some of this stuff. Worrying.

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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-08-2011, 09:04 AM

Thank you, Jack.

It just goes to show how scientific meddling with things best left to God to sort out endangers us all at every turn.

Not for nothing is it said, "Canst thou by searching find out God? canst thou find out the Almighty unto perfection?" Job 11:7

Typical of scientists to take that as a temptation rather than a warning.



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Thanks for the warning. So sometimes they try to disguise this foul substance by giving it the name H2O? I will keep an eye out for it, thanks.

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Now I am convinced that either this is a fake page or... the true christians on this page have no more than a fifth grade education. Hoping for the first and not the latter. Didn't think anyone was so daft as to not to be able to figure out, DHMO=H2O= water. But what can I expect from a group that takes the Bible literally.


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I refer you to my earlier post about how much of an ass you are making of yourself by not understanding the true importance of the work we do here in your rabid zeal to mock your betters.



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Does Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide show up in airport scanners? Your average muslim would be very happy to take a plane out with some of this stuff. Worrying.

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Your post recalls to me a worrying incident. I was passing through airport security a year or two ago and quite clearly drinking from a bottle of water. There was only water in the bottle, and even the most stupid of people would be able to see that I was happy to drink copiously from it. However, I was asked to put it in the bin by the security fellow as if it were a dangerous substance. It was clear he would not let me through so I drained as much as I could stomach and discarded the rest.

Could the water have been contaminated by this dangerous DHMO stuff and was that what he was looking out for? Why aren't these scientists giving us the full facts about this creation of theirs?

I'm not now dangerously explosive, am I?



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Thanks for the warning. So sometimes they try to disguise this foul substance by giving it the name H2O? I will keep an eye out for it, thanks.

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Now I am convinced that either this is a fake page or... the true christians on this page have no more than a fifth grade education. Hoping for the first and not the latter. Didn't think anyone was so daft as to not to be able to figure out, DHMO=H2O= water. Although it shouldn't surprise me after reading some posts on a couple other "science" threads. The Bible has some good moral teachings but a book of science it is not.


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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-08-2011, 01:52 PM

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The Bible has some good moral teachings but a book of science it is not.
The Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611, is the most accurate and advanced science book ever written. How do I know? It says so in the Bible!
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
But how do I know the Bible is telling the truth? Because it is the word of God! And why am I so sure of that? Because it says so in the Bible!
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Not only does this tell us that the Bible is the word of God, it also tells us that the Bible is infallible. So, who should I believe? God or a bunch of monkey-worshiping scientists?


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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-08-2011, 07:44 PM

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believing that DHMO is dangerous and needs special warnings/labels or even banned shows me how scientifically ignorant you are. Let's break it down shall we... the di prefix means 2. so dihydrogen means 2 hydrogen. the prefix mono means 1. Monoxide means there is 1 oxygen. You're probably used to seeing Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) written H2O. Hope I was able to ease some fear.
Idiot! Everybody knows H2O is just the chemical name for water. Are you seriously trying to suggest that christians are stupid and dont know what water is? Why would you try mocking us and saying we thought water was a dangerous chemical? Anyone who has read the very first verse in the bible will know water is good. Try reading this, Genesis 1:10 before leaping to your wild and ridiculous assumptions.

DHMO is a completely different chemical. I have searched my copy of the Bible from cover to cover and can not find one single entry, which means it was not made by God but probably an evil concoction, conjured up by the Devil to lure sinners and those that turn their face from God.
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Idiot! Everybody knows H2O is just the chemical name for water. Are you seriously trying to suggest that christians are stupid and dont know what water is? Why would you try mocking us and saying we thought water was a dangerous chemical? Anyone who has read the very first verse in the bible will know water is good. Try reading this, Genesis 1:10 before leaping to your wild and ridiculous assumptions.

DHMO is a completely different chemical. I have searched my copy of the Bible from cover to cover and can not find one single entry, which means it was not made by God but probably an evil concoction, conjured up by the Devil to lure sinners and those that turn their face from God.
Not saying all christians are stupid and don't know H2O is water. saying that the you don't understand basic chemistry.
I could say the same for H2O written anywhere in the bible also. It does mention water but never written specifically H2O.


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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-09-2011, 01:53 AM

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Not saying all christians are stupid and don't know H2O is water. saying that the you don't understand basic chemistry.
I could say the same for H2O written anywhere in the bible also. It does mention water but never written specifically H2O.
"H2O" is just seccular scientifical jibberish for one of God's greatest creations. Without water we'd all die. Any fool knows that.


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Exclamation Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-09-2011, 06:29 AM

i hope you know that your di-hydrogen molecule that you loath so much also takes the form of a common compound known ad di-hydrogen oxide, H2O water

which is -
  • used in photosynthesis, when plants turn carbon dioxide into oxygen
  • in your blood
  • 80-90% of your body

also, burning the di-hydrogen monoxide is a terrible idea, it just releases it straight into the atmosphere which promotes global warming, one of the reasons you want to do it. Please get your facts straight before you demand money, this religion thing is becoming more and more like an ignorant cult.
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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-09-2011, 07:10 AM

Again it is comforting to know that we have astute atheist kiddies out there to chide and correct us and lead us into fully understanding that which they read. Such shining lights of comprehension of every nuance of the written word reassures me that the world will be in good hands.

Suddenly it's clear to me that all the things they believe because other people insist that it's true and have a book written by other people to back them up that things they can't possibly see or ever witness have got to be true. Of course science has got it all right and God who made everything in just six days and then deftly micro managed mankind for thousands of years is wrong. What were we thinking? Where's a monkey so I can worship it.

Thanks for being so clearly so very much smarter than us, kiddie atheist. Your clear insight is exemplary as to the nature of earnest, God-hating teenage blowhards.

PS I may just heed your advice not to burn water. Thanks for that. the consequences of me burning water or there being burnt water in the air sound too terrible to imagine.



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