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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-09-2011, 07:11 AM

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Default Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide - 09-09-2011, 11:01 AM

My "friends" I hear your concerns about Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide, this is a substance that I have some experience of so as a gestue of good will I am going to share some information with you that will help reduce your intake of Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide and also help you purge it from your body.

Due to long term high exposure to Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide I have developed a good tolerance to it so I do not personally follow the precautions below but I hear the concerns you have voiced and understand that you may feel that you do not want to take the path I have trodden.

There is a wonderful subsantce that can help you reduce youe Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide intake ans also purge the Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide that has found its way into your boby, what is this substance you ask well you need look no further then your special book to find it Leviticus 2:13 yes "Brothers and Sisters" SALT that is what is going to help you, and your special book tells you to use it.

Due to the invasive nature of Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide in the modern world ALL your food, even that you have grown, reared or cooked yourself will contain it but with the correct use of salt you can reduce your intake and purge it from your body.

Take a large vessel, say an old bath fill it with salt, slice ALL your food so that as much of it as possible comes into contact with the salt and bury it in the bath. Leave it in the salt for several days. When you remove from the salt you will find that its Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide content has been dratically reduced and you can now consume it.

ALL you drinks will contain large quantity of Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide and the above method is not a suitable way to reduce it but salt can still help you. Add a good tablespoon of salt to each drink this will help purge Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide from your body.

Stick to the above method of treating EVERYTHING you eat and drink and in no time at all you will no-longer have a problem with Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide.


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