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Jesus' eternal love Recommended Posts - for unsaved trash to read first - 01-06-2019, 02:56 PM

In no particular order. Comments are anonymous for whatever reasons secret ballots are used (I never understood that). Check back for regular updates.

(EDIT: I forgot, I already started this project previously, but a certain weirdo derailed the thread with his sexy Afghan girl pics. New Rule: No SEXY AFGHAN GIRL PICS!)
"Jeb's form reply, and its immediate use."
"The one where you guys really, really, really rebuke that sinner. You know the one."
"This is great and needs no explanation http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...09#post1237319"
" : https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...91#post1237791The "peer reviewed" thing has led me to think that the Bible is peer reviewed.
Written by God, inspired by the Holy Ghost and corrected by Jesus (e.g. the Laws of the Tabernacle) there is no superior peer reviewing than that."
"The one about how God hates my country. That was the one that brought me to Jesus!"
"Sister Mitza's post about Mansa Musa is very special."
"Kudos to everyone in the Zaranith thread, especially Elmer, Mary, and Hutchins. That is True Patience™! "
"MitzaLizalor in the "Is possible to begin to believe?" thread. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...78#post1241227"
"The one about sinful harlots and their skimpy clothing, before the mods ruined it by deleting all the pictures."
"https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...php?p=1241286#"
"i like Jeb's beard"
"Mitza's solution to present the gospel in mime"
"Mary did such a great rebuking with post! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...?p=1243801#top"
"http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114323!!!!!!!!!!1"
"This stupendous effort, by Doctor Brother White. (Or is it "Brother Doctor"?)"
"http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...41#post1231141 "The True Christians™ just wish that you'd stop rebelling and accept that you'll never be happy, deny everything you are, and accept Christ. Then you'll be happy.""
ARGUMENT FROM VERBOSITY: This is when atheists think they've won a debate because they've flooded you with more arguments than you can reasonably be expected to address, while simultaneously ignoring the evidence you've presented from the Bible, nature, creation science, flood geology, archaeology, church history, fulfilled prophecy, miracles, answered prayer and personal testimony.
You promised me a PS3! I still haven't gotten it, and I know it's obsolete by now, but I've been waiting years and you promised to [EDIT: wrong place to complain about the US Postal service, friend]
I appreciate the line, "We have guns and you don't."
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114848 and https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...68#post1234268 and https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114863 and [EDIT: Three is all you get. You can't just choose everything]
The atheists have no documentation to prove their claims. I don't want to be crude here, but there's a great saying about people like atheists, "The have $hit-for-brains." If they have a document written by God that says something different than the Bible, they should show us. If the don't they should just disappear.
Pim's take on "my pronouns" with declension and his own, personal verb conjugation has made me spend a whole lot of time wondering how you'd negate (with the customary suffix of n't or just 't) int, waint, willint, oughtint and cannint. I can see this as a dangerous breeding ground for redundant apostrophes. I wonder if [EDIT: nobody likes a grammar Nazis].
I'm struggling to remember to drink enough water each day and this pic always helps make me thirsty: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...04#post1244304
My favorite is [No, no no just NO. I'm losing patience here. Y'all have been warned.]


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Default Re: Recommended Posts - for unsaved trash to read first - 12-06-2019, 08:32 PM

The Nobel Prize thread is great!
I loved how y'all replied to socialist constrictor's "divisiveness stratagem" here.
Lots of good stuff here. First time I've ever read Instagram which from the comments seems even more saccharine than those catholic [profanity deleted] thanking saints for answered prayers.

Big thank-you to Mary for always relevant contributions coz I have no idea how Popes and Cardinals filter down their stuff about Hell and Purgatory (or Limbo) but saw the ¢$£ frittered away for no apparent benefit, upset by their later denial of Limbo, which got me interested.
Is this the tech support for BibleCoin? There seems to be a problem with both my Biblecoins, they claim to have a value of 0.2 cents, but I spent about $6012 to buy them. Do I need to reboot? [Yes, and if it doesn't work, you didn't reboot hard enough. -Jeb]
I got sick of trying to memorize LGBTQHJWX or whatever it is, so could I just congratulate whoever it was who put buttluster in this thread title. Thank you.
Bathfire is on fire!
A shout-out to everyone in the Iowa needs Beto thread.
I like the one with the pretty pictures.
MEth gives a perfect explanation of God's Love.
Lovely piece about extinction. From its being a pack of lies then straight down to the extinction of fish in Hosea 4:3.
Bro Gonz made my day.
Pim Pendergast reminds us: "we're not racist, God is."
I still like Jeb's Beard.
CLASSY!
The Sexy Afghan girl pic [Oh No you don't - Jeb]
Brother Gonz does God's work here, politely, with great calm and True Christian logic.
Basilissa:"Who is inherently illogical, are people who claim to be Christians, yet ignore and/or deny what the Bible says, and instead construe an image of what they would like the Bible to say (and by extension, what they would like God to be). They are torn trying to live between two paradigms: the "God is real and the Bible is His Word" paradigm and the modern sciences/modern ethics paradigm.
If you read the Bible, you will realize that it is impossible to reconcile these two paradigms. The Bible makes statements about the world which under modern science paradigm are false; the Bible also makes statements which from modern ethics point of view are unethical. At the same time, the Bible is the only evidence of God's existence and the only evidence of His Will, so there is no reason to believe in God if you reject even the tiniest parts of the Bible (because if parts of the Bible are lies, all of it could be a lie).
At Landover, we choose the Biblical paradigm, and we laugh at the other self-proclaimed Christians who have chosen the modern science/ethics paradigm, and thus deny the Truth™. These people, yes, they are inherently illogical, as they live their lives ignoring the fact that the Bible contradicts modern science/ethics. You cannot have it both ways - either (a) the Bible is the inerrant Word of God, or (b) the Bible is a collection of fables and rants composed by schizophrenics. There is no third logical solution - yet millions of self-proclaimed Christians live under the delusion of having reconciled the Absolute Truth™ of the Bible with the contradictory evidence of modern science." [Is that all? -Jeb]
Thank Sister Mitza for this post. The footnotes are the icing on the cake. MMM, cake. MMM, feet.[REPENT YOU SICKO -Jeb]
I like this emoji:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...73#post1245673
Every time I think Diddy is about to get banned, he redeems himself with an insight like this: "You have to view salvation as much like a Presidential pardon, in that you have to admit that you are guilty in order to take advantage of the "get out of Hell free" card. If you're not guilty of anything, why did Christ die for you? "
Pim Pendergrast is back and with his guns fully loaded (or blazing or whatever the correct idiom is):

What the Bible Says About Welfare: The Biblical Safety Net

Big Bang Theory Blows Up in Scientists' Faces

Also thisin the Easy Salvation™ thread.


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An especially moving prayer from WWJDNow. It was this that moved me to tears: "If, in thy Infinite Wisdom, thou must recall a Trump unto thy Holy Bosom, we ask thee to take Eric or Baron or, especially, Tiffany."Poor Tiffany. I feel genuinely sorry for her.
All encompassing riposte to suspected catholic (or at least Rome-curious) poster. Only Jesus Saves®
Our Mayor has won the county fair pie competition with Auntie Annie. She is the perfect example of how a Christian should come at sinners with a smile.
This post hits the nail trying to explain Christianity to a failed troll. It's a clear case of throwing pearls before the swine if you ask me, but it is still beautiful. (Get it? "Hits the nail"? Crucifixion? Never mind).
What to Do if You Think You Have COVID and Surgeons, Stop Wearing Masks Now!
Thank you, The Rev. Dwight Williams for this, on the sadly neglected "humane proposal to bomb the Chinese, Italians, Koreans and Iranians" thread.
Excellent toilet paper information by Brother Alvin.
Great line from a fun book and a beautiful example of Christ's love for the whole world. An inspiring reminder of how spiritual leaders deserve earthly power.
Unsaved Trash Martha Chung turned a boring story about human kindness into the kind of thing that we True Christians are commanded to support here.
I love Virginia's list of potential 2024 GOP candidates. The cons for each one are sobering. Will bring this up on New Years Eve.
The new Roper Crossburn album announcement. Jesus is once again bigger than the Beatles! "Every Roper Crossburn album is buoyed by an underlying message of hope" - music to my ears.
To all of you enduring persecution by the troll named "Santa Claus", well done! Such forgiveness and forbearance. I would have banned him at the bit about the pet cassowary.



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Jesus' eternal love Re: Recommended Posts - for unsaved trash to read first - 12-05-2020, 04:42 AM

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To all of you enduring persecution by the troll named "Santa Claus", well done! Such forgiveness and forbearance. I would have banned him at the bit about the pet cassowary.
Jebbie-Debbie darling boy! I know what you're trying to get for Christmas but no, you're not going to get a cassowary this season. A flock of them run away at the Pole and decimated the elf population by ripping their guts out. As it turns out, cassowaries can also swallow elfs whole which is awesome.



I'm still safe and the work to replace the shredded plastic toys continues. Because of all this, I'm considering, if it would be best to cancel the Holiday Season. An urgent warning: the last I heard, the feral cassowaries had reached Labrador and they're breeding like rabid rabbits. You ain't seen nuthin' yet. To conclude, please place your exuberant gift orders on the registry elsewhere on this confusing forum and perhaps, just perhaps, you'll hear some footsteps within your chimney in due course.


Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everyone!!
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(EDIT: I forgot, I already started this project previously, but a certain weirdo derailed the thread with his sexy Afghan girl pics.
Thank you Brother Jeb! Please don't worry about repetition. The more instructions we can provide the Unsaved Trash the less likely they are to sound like an ass when they write their first post.


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