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Default THE CHURCH OF THE FAKE MESSI(ah): the biggest conspiracy EVER to attack Christianity in America - 06-24-2023, 08:53 PM

Dear Brothers and Sisters, the biggest threat of all times is coming to America. And this time, if there is no action from everyone of you, I guess is the end.

Of course,I am talking about the fake Messiah that have conquered the World last year. Only the US was immune to his enchantment. So far.

Lionel Andres MESSI(ah) is the name he goes by. After winning something called “the world Cup” he has become the MASTER of most souls in the world. He certainly is the master of each soul in the shithole I live in, way down in South Mexico.

But he was living in France, a place that has already surrendered to the devil (well, they have surrendered to everybody along their history, so no big surprise) Now the plan is him coming to America to play his “sport”. No, it is not Football, nor basket, nor baseball, nor hockey. It is the devilish sport of Soccer.

He is being paid by the devil, no doubt about it. He is going to become the highest paid athlete in the US playing the sport less followed in this country. You are not fooling anyone. It is supposed to be a deal done by the husband of one of the Spice Girls, that group from the 90’s. No, not the African American or the ginger, one of the other ones. This guy, Beckham is his name, does not have the money to pay the sum we are talking about.

Who pays then? Well, he is going to be based in Miami, the land of no one else than Ron De Santis, De Sanctimonius, Little D. He is behind all of this. And we now nothing good comes from this man.

What will happen? You are going to watch this little guy from the third world dominate your fellow American in the field. You are going to fall for his magic, his untouchable skills. And then, you are going to want more and more. You are going to idolize him like it happens in every other place in the world. And this will be your fall.

Please do not surrender to this. Fight with every weapon you have. I know watching the kneeling NFL is hard. I know watching African Americans jump and lose against guys from funny places like Serbia is hard. I know baseball is barely a sport, and hockey is for Russians. But please, please, please, don’t fall in love with this guy. I know what happens next, and is your soul FOREVER devoted to him.


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Default Re: THE CHURCH OF THE FAKE MESSI(ah): the biggest conspiracy EVER to attack Christianity in America - 06-27-2023, 06:58 PM

Mr. Gonzalez,

Is the church you speak about similar to the Igleasias Maradoniana?
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Default Re: THE CHURCH OF THE FAKE MESSI(ah): the biggest conspiracy EVER to attack Christianity in America - 06-28-2023, 12:32 AM

Yes, it is very similar but without the white powder they consider to be sacred.


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Default Re: THE CHURCH OF THE FAKE MESSI(ah): the biggest conspiracy EVER to attack Christianity in America - 06-28-2023, 04:51 PM

MLS star Gareth Bale has laid out the welcome mat for Messi from a Welsh perspective:

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Bale says Messi will enjoy MLS because losing has ‘no consequence’ there

"They accept losing a bit more. There is no consequence. You can’t get relegated over there. When you lose a game you go on to the next one. They accept losing a lot better over there. They know how to lose but they celebrate every win like you have won the championship."
The MLS marketing team will presumably be hoping for more quotes from Gareth to drum up interest in their new expensive acquisition. Let's hope messiah Messi wins the coveted 2024 Participation Trophy. (I would suggest if he wants to find real meaning he should switch to NFL NHL).


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I had never heard of this "Messi" before, conducted a quick Prayer-based study and I must thank Brother Gonzales for his speedy warning. This is Matthew 12:31-level stuff!

Based on the answers I received from Prayers, I also conducted a quick Interwebs-based research project of looking at some of the sordid pictures imaginable. They prove that this "Messi" cult is - as they always are - just a façade to squishy Sodomistic soccer. The people, apparently mostly Mexicans and Brazilians - are cheering for this guy because he blatantly exhibits the innermost cravings of the Sodomite homeysexual gay community. Apparently, this soccer Satan is very interested in seducing young athletes with devilish kisses.



And not only that, he is also being ravished by wealthy brown sugar daddies, such as this unknown old and withered person who is apparently at this very moment pistoning his male parts into the demon-infested intestinal orifices of this false messiah.



The soccer cult has produced many, many abominable false prophets, including Jizz Hornkamp, Rod Fanni, Danni Shittu, Paul Dickov and Milan Fukal. Let us see what Jesus Christ has to say to save us from these men scoring between our unmentionable goalposts!

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And not only that, he is also being ravished by wealthy brown sugar daddies, such as this unknown old and withered person who is apparently at this very moment pistoning his male parts into the demon-infested intestinal orifices of this false messiah.
The sugar daddy appears to be fellow offensive player and rival deity Cristiano Ronaldo. Do not be fooled by his Heavenly first name, this one is presently fighting for the Islamists who are paying him $200m to lead the jihad against The Great Satan (Messi).

“The Saudi league is better than MLS,” Ronaldo said when asked about whether he’d consider a move to the United States like his great rival Lionel Messi.

Zinger! At least the trash talk is interesting, which means somebody is actually putting in some effort. Score 0-0 to Saudis, what now Mary worshippers?


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0-0 to Saudis, what now Mary worshippers?
Brethren and sistern, I give you the moveable goalpost.

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‘‘I watched it so you don't have to.’’

Since the Mariolatry infects brains to much the same extent as moon-idols affect borderline psychotics, any combination of the two will have devastating consequences – as indeed we see in the world around us and in recreational pursuits particularly. The above is an excellent example of what happens when God is disregarded, especially in light of Zephaniah 1:8 and an abundance of princes willing to fund this descent into the spiritual maelstrom.

Nevertheless, those wishing to see this possible future in full may do so here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxd_1Gispk&t=11s but it's not something I'd recommend, although it does include the outdoor heats. So sad.
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Brethren and sistern, I give you the moveable goalpost.

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Wow that is... interesting. I had to watch it twice to be certain but I think I recognized Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch (soccerball stars who were almost good enough to play for the MLS).


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