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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 07-29-2011, 02:13 PM

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I suspect he is trying to trick her into mowing his lawn so he can skip out of doing his chores and go fishing instead.
Yeah I agree. That's probably the reason, I don't think that your daughter would be friends with someone who would do drugs since she's in the care of someone like you.
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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 07-29-2011, 05:49 PM

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o really we are just here to mow your lawn that is gross cause mow your lawn means shave your pubic area and if you have mexicans do that you are nasty
i am half mexican and i am pround and being half white is a desgrace cause of people like you
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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 07-29-2011, 06:56 PM

Ooh, this is a tricky subject. He sounds like a strapping young lad, but you really must be careful nowadays to watch out for the dangers of what heathens like to call "smoking the queefer," or sometimes "blazing up a doober," they're both terms for one thing, one very sinful thing: Using products made of industrial hemp! This sinful practice leads kids down the dark and unspeakably blasphemous road of liberalism, and potentially, if he's not quickly mentored on the dangers of using hemp fiber, he may even turn down the road towards becoming a hippie!

Be very careful if he mentions her mowing her lawn again, or especially if he talks about her "bush," as this is referring to her own personal cannabis plant, which will then be used with other kids' plants to weave hemp clothing, probably all while they're giggling and watching disgusting pornographic children's cartoons and indulging in gluttonous amounts of snack foods. Disgusting. You must be vigilant! If you're not careful, he could be snatched up into the tight, wet canyon of SIN!
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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 08-27-2011, 01:35 AM

Mari, how is your lawn looking now? I know you've been away for a month or so , so I imagine you've let it go--probably a wild unkempt scragglly mess I guess .
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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 09-10-2011, 04:16 AM

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I don't mow my own lawn. I pay someone to do it for me. He keeps the edges nice and trim.

No female should mow her own lawn. That's what's Messican'ts are for.
Dosen't it bother you that mexicans are always touching your lawn. Do men or women mow your lawn? Could a woman even handle mowing a lawn?
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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 09-11-2011, 12:04 AM

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Luckily it hasn't got any of these symptoms yet but i have noticed some bald patches appearing so i was thinking about getting some of it re-seeded but i will have to give it a good rake through to rid it of all the dead thatch .
And fertilzer. It probably need to be fertilized a lot if is in a so bad estate.

I always get mine fertilized when necesary.
Does it have to be plowed first?


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Exclamation Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 11-14-2011, 08:22 PM

[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;778199]That's revolting. God hates a race-traitor.

what are you trying to say????? i am not being a race traitor i am proud of my race
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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 11-14-2011, 10:37 PM

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That's revolting. God hates a race-traitor.

what are you trying to say????? i am not being a race traitor i am proud of my race


How curious you didn't mention what race you are.

Since you didn't mention the white race, that must make you a coon, spic, wop, kraut, joo, or something else equally loathsome, like maybe, french.



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How curious you didn't mention what race you are.

Since you didn't mention the white race, that must make you a coon, spic, wop, kraut, joo, or something else equally loathsome, like maybe, french.



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Not wishing to question my betters, but the French are equally loathsome? I always thought they were hideously loathsome.
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Not wishing to question my betters, but the French are equally loathsome? I always thought they were hideously loathsome.
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That's revolting. God hates a race-traitor.

what are you trying to say????? i am not being a race traitor i am proud of my race
Are you sassing me young lady?


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Default Re: Daughter asked if she "mows the lawn" - 11-17-2011, 01:47 AM

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Are you sassing me young lady?
I am just telling you the truth I am sorry if it sounds like I am sassing I have to work on that
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