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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-24-2022, 07:26 PM
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Power Rangers actor, Jason David Frank, died a few days ago.
He was known to having been the Green, the White, the Red and the Black Ranger all at the same time. How could he play so many roles in just one season?
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Well glory be, I'm glad to hear it. But once again your priestly knowledge of nerd culture aimed at young boys leaves me more than a little disturbed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2022, 11:48 AM
Mr. Ratzinger, the man (?) previously known as the Pope is DEAD!
Mr. Ratzinger, who used the alias "Benedict XVI" kicked the bucket at the unnatural age of 95. Why would he die so soon after the "Queen" Elizabeth died? No-one knows but it cannot have been a coincidence. Mr. Benedict exemplified the nauseating aspects of the Catlick cult, the organization that has for millennia concentrated on reaching the masses of altar boys with sturdy, homosexual sodomistic male copulatory organs. In addition , they have dismissed Jesus as the only and one and only Way to Eternal Enjoyment! In fact, the popes have for decades taught us that Christ is unnecessary, as stated in the evil catechism:
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The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Muslims; these profess to hold the faith of Abraham, and together with us they adore the one, merciful God, mankind's judge on the last day.
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Obviously, Jesus disagrees:
John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Everyone knows that Ratzinger was the model for the worst movie franchise ever, the "Star Wars" heresy, where he modelled the Emperor Palpating.
Jesus must be rejoicing and laughing in earnest joy as He is RIGHT NOW watching Mr. Benedict receive his first tungsten enemas in terrible but well-deserved agony in Hell! Great days for us, and for Catholics a fitting ending to their Anus horribilis 2022. Personally, I think that they are all horrible but it tells us a lot about the Catholics that they find all anuses inspiring and alluring.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2022, 12:04 PM
…………………………………………so-o-o, how many popes is that now?
Frank Liar =1 (he lies when he says The Bible does not prohibit what he does)
Coptic Pope = 2 (recently bumped up from 3rd place)
Sedevacantist Pope = 3 (no idea who this is but there could be more than one contender)
Wasn't Frank going to retire? That would create an opening for a fourth again, again. It's difficult to think of a more despicable position to apply for. What's really needed is a Baptist pope.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2022, 05:10 PM
Barbara Walters died. She was a news reporter or something. She was very old which means that she was one of the first women in her field. That means that she was instrumental in leading young women down a dark path to gainful employment and engagement into the sphere of public discourse. Conclusion: She is in Hell.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-01-2023, 01:16 AM
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leading young women down a dark path to gainful employment
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It's creeping communism at its worst. Everything going along nicely, houses and gardens well cared for, a nice roast dinner served with salad or roast vegetables and a proper cigar waiting with the port for later when the breadwinner returns home. Suddenly the same amount of work (incidentally during a period producing the biggest growth in history in manufacturing, financial services, agriculture, recreation, transport, medicine and so on) gets to be done by twice the number of people. Result? Half the pay in real terms so whether you want to or not, every household needs to be double income just to stand still. Essentially though, still the same number of jobs or less probably due to automation. Quick! Enrol your daughters in the university of tractor maintenance now!
Stalin has nothing ..nothing on wretches like this. At least he said what his vision was. I suppose popes do too, not that it needs much elucidation. The three of them can have a nice chat now in between the incinerations promised by Jesus.
Matthew 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-01-2023, 08:20 AM
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What's really needed is a Baptist pope.
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Yes, Sister. Or at least one that's willing to stand by his True Christian principles and not go around apologizing.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-01-2023, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (in the other thread)
"I must confess that I hoped in my heart, even though I didn't let it out in writing, that the very serious difficulties could be overcome and that the reply of the Teacher, who speaks with a special charism and in the name of the Lord, might coincide with the hopes raised in so many couples, especially after the establishment of a special pontifical commission to examine the issue."
Do Catholics actually know what he's talking about?
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I was a little concerned that the papists came across as too sympathetic in the tract. But on one point it was quite accurate, history reveals.
I guess we'll find out about the candles on Thursday.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-13-2023, 02:04 AM
Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of that horrid singer Elvis, finally died. I have no doubt that she and her father are having a very unpleasant reunion in Hell.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-13-2023, 04:32 AM
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Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of that horrid singer Elvis, finally died. I have no doubt that she and her father are having a very unpleasant reunion in Hell.
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Rock n Roll, they were both part of that sinful music that goes on and on.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-13-2023, 06:14 AM
Ratzinger (honestly, who makes up these names?) Cardinal Pell & Liza Marie together in a basement. Sounds like the concert from Hell!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-13-2023, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Ratzinger (honestly, who makes up these names?) Cardinal Pell & Liza Marie together in a basement. Sounds like the concert from Hell!
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along with Meatloaf "Bat out of Hell" on vocals and Jeff Beck on guitar. A sulfurous supergroup
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2023, 02:44 PM
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2023, 03:09 PM
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Well, thank the dear above for tender mercies, dear Brother Mayor Hold! It's about high time that this disgusting "performer" realizes the fate that awaits. Why, Dame Edna was absolutely revolting, and she did many disgusting, sickening, obscene, gruesome things on TV, such as you shall see in the following video clip.
Now, then, can we please all pray that Almighty will not take as long to take out that equally-creepy Caitlyn Jenner?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2023, 03:46 PM
He'll have to have one of those broken column gravestones. If only he'd listened to Christ's message of perfect love and compassion, just think what he could have achieved?
Genesis 6:3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2023, 11:26 AM
As with all atheists and God-mockers, Humphries knew that there was a God but, for a fortune here in this life, he forewent Life Eternal.
I say this as one of his famous quotes was
“I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”
which is obviously him quoting God:
Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2023, 02:57 PM
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As with all atheists and God-mockers, Humphries knew that there was a God but, for a fortune here in this life, he forewent Life Eternal.
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I'm thinking a man standing at Heaven's Gate wearing lipstick has no chance.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2023, 06:18 PM
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I'm thinking a man standing at Heaven's Gate wearing lipstick has no chance.
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Oh, how very true, dear Brother Mayor Hold! Lipstick on a man is one thing, but how about the rest of that get-up outfit? We can rest assured that the dear will have no part of that nonsense mincing around on the streets of gold in Heaven!
I Corinthians 6:9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of ? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of .
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2023, 07:25 PM
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We can rest assured that the dear will have no part of that nonsense mincing around on the streets of gold in Heaven!
I Corinthians 6:9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of ? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of .
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Everywhere he appeared as a she it carried the label, SIN.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-25-2023, 09:32 AM
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Is that Harsha Shah on the right? Looks like she's "on" something.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-25-2023, 09:54 AM
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Is that Harsha Shah on the right? Looks like she's "on" something.
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Yes, Mrs. Lizalor, it is I Harsha Shah and I am answering you. Yes. I am hoping that I am not offending you but while I am doing oriental dance as a hobby, that person who is dancing is not I. Yes, no, I am apologising. Yes, Mr. Barry Humphries was a very funny man who was bringing laughter and joy to many people yes. I am certain that his rebirth because of h is good karma is going to be a nice one. Yes, I am thinking that he will be being born again as an elephant perhaps, yes. I am certain that Mr. Humphries will be living as a funny elephant and perhaps he will be performing in a nice circus and the people will be blindfolded trying to guess what he is, and one will be thinking that he is a hall with columns and one will be feeling his ears thinking that he is a parasol. Yes, it is like the story of the blind men and the elephant, yes? Are you familiar with that story, Mrs. Lizalor? Yes?
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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