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Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-02-2013, 01:15 AM
I want to warn all you young Christians out there about the dangers of the so-called "energy drinks" that are so popular now. As I have long suspected, they are part of a joo plot to get you to worship satan. Exhibit "A":
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-08-2013, 04:06 AM
I always knew there was something up with the brand "monster" energy drink! This is amazing find Pastor Ezekiel and i am glad that i have found this forum to enlighten me to the wicked ways of the Satan worshiping fags who drink not only monster but every other energy drink out there! PRAISE JESUS!
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-08-2013, 04:10 AM
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I always knew there was something up with the brand "monster" energy drink! This is amazing find Pastor Ezekiel and i am glad that i have found this forum to enlighten me to the wicked ways of the Satan worshiping fags who drink not only monster but every other energy drink out there! PRAISE JESUS!
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-08-2013, 04:28 AM
I don't trust energy drinks, people who make them, or people who drink them. It comes as no surprise to me to see the Jews are at the root of this sodomophilia.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-08-2013, 04:58 AM
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-08-2013, 10:54 AM
Exodus 20:3 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Romans 8:35 - Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-08-2013, 11:26 AM
The prostitute knows she is doing wrong. So the first thing to do is to drink this stuff probably with vodka or gin or similar and clunk the next thing she knows is she's out on the street corner or at the disused railway station saying how nice those motorbikes look and isn't that a nice tatoo, is it SATAN?
I can smell it on them. Yes I offer them an alternative but do they listen? No. They think I'm encroaching on their business yet Jesus protects me always and I am happy to witness for Him. But I know this is what they do.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-09-2013, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
The prostitute knows she is doing wrong. So the first thing to do is to drink this stuff probably with vodka or gin or similar and clunk the next thing she knows is she's out on the street corner or at the disused railway station saying how nice those motorbikes look and isn't that a nice tatoo, is it SATAN?
I can smell it on them. Yes I offer them an alternative but do they listen? No. They think I'm encroaching on their business yet Jesus protects me always and I am happy to witness for Him. But I know this is what they do.
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Your poetic writings on the plights and triumphs of a modern Biblical Woman are engaging. I often consider there meaning for long periods. I am glad to know you Sister Mitza.
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-09-2013, 04:41 AM
This is a TV commercial for an energy drink they sell to the slants. The mascot is dressed up like a golden tallywhacker, with balls on his head. They claim that every bottle contains the spooge of 10 cobra snakes. It costs $500 per bottle. Jap women (geishas) are not allowed to buy or possess it. Jap men guzzle the stuff in the hopes of getting their tiny little tallywhackers to sprout. It doesn't work. But the slants are a superstitious bunch.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-14-2013, 04:12 PM
I looked at the picture and the markings used as examples are not entirely similar, so that point is invalid.
And then you have the other ones who are "promoting" terrorism and gay sex, which isn't even remotely the case.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-14-2013, 05:07 PM
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I looked at the picture and the markings used as examples are not entirely similar, so that point is invalid.
And then you have the other ones who are "promoting" terrorism and gay sex, which isn't even remotely the case.
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If you dein to come on a private forum to insert your narrow view, please at least have the decency to make your own thread in the introduction forum
God Bless
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-14-2013, 11:26 PM
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If you dein to come on a private forum to insert your narrow view, please at least have the decency to make your own thread in the introduction forum
God Bless
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Private forums, yet anyone can register and post freely.
Besides, I bet if I posted there I'd get insulted aswell.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-15-2013, 12:28 AM
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Private forums, yet anyone can register and post freely.
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Freely? I think you did not read all of our terms of service, so here it is. Read it again.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/faq.p...vb_faq#faq_tos
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-15-2013, 02:35 AM
Are nuka-cola quantums satanic to? I have quite a few in my crib.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-15-2013, 02:41 AM
I've never heard of that drink but welcome to our friendly forums! Say, why don't you and your little friend introduce yourselfs HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-15-2013, 03:11 AM
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Private forums, yet anyone can register and post freely.
Besides, I bet if I posted there I'd get insulted aswell.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. 
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
08-15-2013, 09:25 AM
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Are nuka-cola quantums satanic to? I have quite a few in my crib.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
05-01-2014, 05:35 AM
NukaCola Quantum? Why are you referencing to the satanic game Fallout 3 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...highlight=Nuka. And sorry I can't link to a more holy site but conservapedia doesn't have any articles written by the Christians of the site. http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola it doesn't have any Holy Scripture, this is insulting to Christians.
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
05-01-2014, 08:15 AM
I drink energy drinks every day, and it is Christ who has inspired me to do so.
PRAISE JESUS AND HIS WISDOM! Energy drinks are a gift sent from Heaven 
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Re: Energy Drinks Are Satanic! -
05-01-2014, 09:44 AM
You're not attending a Mary worshipping papist church are you? 
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