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Default Great news! $700,000 for Landover! - 02-25-2010, 09:13 PM

This was sent to me erroneously by a fine Christian lady who believed that a simple Canadyan was in charge of Landover finances.

Hopefully the proper folks in the finance department can take it from here.

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From Sister(Mrs).Lydie Tanue
Abidjan Ivory Coast West Africa

Dearest in the lord,

I am Mrs. Lydie Tanue, from Sierra Leone . I am married to late Mr. Obere Tanue , who worked with Sierra Leone Embassy in Ivory Coast for Sixteen years before he died in the year 2006,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Eighteen years with a duaghter (Stella) who later died in a motor accident.
Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians(from Muslim to Christianity). And since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home because of the love I have for him .
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (US$700.000) Seven hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank here in Abidjan, Ivory Coast .
Following my ill health, being a victim to cancer , I have decided to donate this fund to a Christain organizations (Church) that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband. I want this fund to be used in Christian Activities like,Orphanages, Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of god and to endeavour that the house of the lord is maintained.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and do not know about this deposit . I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health situation as well the presence of my late husband's relatives around me . I don't want them to know about this development/wish of my late husband hence I want it to be fulfilled . As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan and would introduce you officially to them.
My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life as well commit me into your daily prayers.
Contact me on this email(mrstanue@hosanna.net (http://uk.mc871.mail.yahoo.com/mc/co...ue@hosanna.net)) as soon as possible since any delay in your reply will give me room to source another Church/christian for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply immediately .

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Sister Lydie Tanue.
Avenue 4 Marcory residential
14 bp 211 Abidjan 14
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Default Re: Great news! $700,000 for Landover! - 02-25-2010, 09:15 PM

That is a very similar offer to the one I received from Mr Onjukwu Abelabaye of Lagos. I have invested quite a large amount of money with him. I continue to do so and my retirement income is assured.





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Default Re: Great news! $700,000 for Landover! - 02-25-2010, 09:30 PM

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This was sent to me erroneously by a fine Christian lady who believed that a simple Canadyan was in charge of Landover finances.
What are you waiting for? The LORD is obviously using this woman to bless you with riches. You should email her and let us know how your path to 3/4 of a million is coming along.


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Default Re: Great news! $700,000 for Landover! - 02-27-2010, 06:20 PM

Just look at how much money we can get from the mooselimbs:
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Assalam Aliekum.

Dear Beloved In one United God Allah,
From Mrs Aminatu Hayatu

I am the above named person from Tunisia but now been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and have been in the hospital in England,I know asa human that you will feel for me,but the best thing you can do for me is to help me with this my proposal.

I was married to Dr, Ali hayatu. an Algerian, a crude Oil dealer and lastly worked as Algerian Ambassador in Lome Republic of Togo for years before he died in the year 2006. We were both married for eleven years without children. My illness has defied all forms of Medical treatment, and right now I have about few months to live, according to the medical experts. Having known my condition and believing the doctor I have decided to donate this fund to avoid total loss to less privilege, organizations, individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.
My husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both good Muslims and since his death I decided not to re-marry. My late Husband was wealthy and left properties and cash for me in bank fixed deposit accounts and shares.

I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on this planet earth before anything could happen. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations hear in England, Algeria, Malaysia and also the Tsunami victims. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of, is this huge cash deposit of Two million five hundred thousand united states dollars ($2.5 Million U.S.) Dollars that I have with one local bank in Africa which I will disclose to you later I receive your reply and interest. I would want you to help me Collect this deposit and distribute it to charity organizations in your country. I would want you to keep 20% of the funds to yourself and dispatch the rest to charity organizations.

I am interested to use this last fund for the propagation of Allah work in any form and for charity, like building Clinics, Mosque, school, orphanage, library and drilling of water for the orphans, local community, helping also the widows, Old Aged, and people living with HIV AIDS who can not afford to pay for health, school and foodstuff or otherwise in relation to Allah work.

The Holy Quoran made us to understand that it is more blessed to give than to receive. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are fighting over the properties and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by their greedy attitude.
I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an UNGODLY manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
I am not afraid of death since I am a good believer. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of Allah. The Holy Quoran says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. Please do not fail to spread the funds across the globe.

Yours Mrs Aminatu Hayatu


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Default Re: Great news! $700,000 for Landover! - 02-28-2010, 07:31 PM

This is glorious. The Lord truly does work in mysterious ways.
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Default Re: Great news! $700,000 for Landover! - 03-01-2010, 05:30 PM

I hope the city invests the money well. I would recommend tax free municipal bonds because of the safety and return.

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