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Default New forum member introduction - 08-18-2019, 04:07 PM

Hello fellow christans,




By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.




favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-18-2019, 04:49 PM

Hello Mr. Cleveland, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, how did you find Jesus in this dark and wicked world? What do you find the most successful for rebuking sinners in His Name? I have a large leather tote bag that carries heavy, solid stones in it myself, but I know men don't carry handbags. Do you put them in the pockets of your cargo shorts?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-18-2019, 07:44 PM

Hello, Mr. Cleveland, and to at . We are pleased that you have found your way to our friendly church, and we look forward to fellowship with you as we study the together. You will find that we are a group of servants of the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity because of your wretched sins:

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

If I might ask, I'm wondering how you came to find as your and ; how long you have been saved; and, what you do to fight oppression to the servants of in your church. It's not that I'm being nosy; heavens, no -- I just like to share the concerns of true servants of the .

We look forward to getting to know you here, at our cordial .

Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-18-2019, 08:07 PM

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By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland.
Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?


Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-18-2019, 09:06 PM

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I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression.
Sounds like a fluffy bunny liberal church to me, son. You can't be following very much of the Bible if you're fighting Christian oppression. The Lord commands Christians to oppress such peoples as women (Ephesians 5:22, 1 Timothy 2:12), blacks (Genesis 9:25, Ephesians 6:5), and homosexuals (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13). If you don't, you will go to Hell (James 2:10).

I pray that you will be receptive to our rebukes and enable us to steer you onto the righteous path.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-18-2019, 11:14 PM

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Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?


Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.
It's a strange thing when a person can't spell their own name. But welcome Isaac/Issac Cleveland/Clevland. Do you have other names that you go by?


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: New forum member introduction - 08-19-2019, 12:36 PM

Isaac, thank you for not trolling and attacking us.

It's such a blessing to meet a man like you.


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