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RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 12:51 PM
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I've been seeing more and more people getting sucked into this whole 'recycling' nonsense.
I don't know ... to me, having different colored trash-cans for different types of garbage seems a little gay.
Just what is the point of it all??
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 12:55 PM
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I've been seeing more and more people getting sucked into this whole 'recycling' nonsense.
I don't know ... to me, having different colored trash-cans for different types of garbage seems a little gay.
Just what is the point of it all??
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The point of it all is not to waste natural resources. It really isn't a difficult concept.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 01:00 PM
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The point of it all is not to waste natural resources. It really isn't a difficult concept.
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I still don't see the point of it all. Can you explain it a little better? Why wouldn't we want to waste them? Surely in this day and age when we're all doing everything humanly possible to try and speed-up Global warming, using up all our natural resources wouldn't be such a bad idea?
Sorry Lady, I just can't get my head around it. What's it for??
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
Friends,
I've been seeing more and more people getting sucked into this whole 'recycling' nonsense.
I don't know ... to me, having different colored trash-cans for different types of garbage seems a little gay.
Just what is the point of it all??
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Brother Percy, setting aside OIC’s irrelevancies, yours is a question which Landover needs to address. It comes at a good time as I’m just off to dump 50 gallons of used engine oil, a load of scrap lead, 20 cans of old paint and some asbestos in a hole in the woods.
This recycling thing made its way, like the AIDS plague, across this fair land from Californication (the natural habitat of the homer.) It is designed by gays for women and other gays. This is because gays have the same brain as a woman.
It is my mind that women like trivia like cooking, washing, ironing, shopping, embroidery, and sorting things out for recycling because their brains are small and would get filled up with one big question.
Now assume that you tell your servants to fill the truck with garbage – you expect to see them throwing things in the back until the sweat glistens on their black skins. You don’t expect them to be considering every last piece saying things like, “Oooo, I think this plastic is recyclable” or “Do we put cardboard in with the wood shavings?” or “What’s the metal composition of these cans?”
Now the point is a woman would and a gay would! So I’m with you on this one, recycling is gay and no heterosexual Christian man would consider such a thing.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 01:24 PM
I concur Brother Bathfire. Although I have more respect for a female True Christian™ than I do for any sodomite.
I refer all interested parties to THIS informative piece on why True Christians™ should do everything in our power to HASTEN global warming. Praise Jesus!
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 02:15 PM
God gave us this earth to use, and by turning down His gift, we are slapping the Almighty in the face. God originally told mankind:
Gen. 1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
In short, we were created to be the masters of creation. By recycling, we are acting as its servants and thus turning God's holy plan of creation on its head.
Unsaved liberal trash may object that we need to plan for the future. Not according to Jesus, we don't. Instead of presuming against God Almighty by planning for the future on our own, we should place complete trust in Him and focus our attention on Him:
Matt. 6:31-34: Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day [is] the evil thereof.
Finally, by recycling instead of trusting God, we are worshiping and serving the creature more than the Creator. If you wonder what kind of person does that, just read Romans chapter 1.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 02:43 PM
The problem here lies with the liberal elites and their control over garbage collection. In some places they won't even pick up the trash until its separated.
Of course, it would be easier to just dump that oil and paint down the drain, but you already have to pay for the garbage removal, so it makes sense to use it. Let them figure out what to do with it.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 02:49 PM
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I still don't see the point of it all. Can you explain it a little better? Why wouldn't we want to waste them? Surely in this day and age when we're all doing everything humanly possible to try and speed-up Global warming, using up all our natural resources wouldn't be such a bad idea?
Sorry Lady, I just can't get my head around it. What's it for??
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Not everyone believes in your silly rapture. Most people would like to preserve as much of the planet as possible for future generations.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 03:00 PM
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The problem here lies with the liberal elites and their control over garbage collection. In some places they won't even pick up the trash until its separated.
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Huh??? What sort of pansy-assed World are we living in? Where trash-collectors get to pick and choose what kind of garbage they pick up or not??? So does that mean that if we don't put the 'correct type of garbage' in the 'right color of bin', they won't even take it away????!!!
Don't know what this sounds like to you, but to me it sounds like there are far too many fags, queers and weirdos working in garbage these days.
What next? Will they be wanting us to spray sissy perfume in our garbage?? Have frilly gay lids on our bins??? Where will it stop??? I'm up for protesting this nonsense RIGHT NOW!
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 03:13 PM
What I don't like is the amount that I have to pay. Some weeks my trash bin is empty, but I still have to pay for the service. If I have a little too much trash next week, they want to charge me for the 'trouble'.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 03:19 PM
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Not everyone believes in your silly rapture. Most people would like to preserve as much of the planet as possible for future generations.
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Not everyone believes in your silly environment-worship. You do things your way, and we'll do things the Lord's way.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 03:31 PM
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Not everyone believes in your silly environment-worship. You do things your way, and we'll do things the Lord's way.
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I believe your book says that mankind was charged with dressing and keeping the earth - that doesn't mean wasting it.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 04:27 PM
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I believe your book says that mankind was charged with dressing and keeping the earth - that doesn't mean wasting it.
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It says we have dominion over everything on it. Get it right!
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 05:18 PM
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I believe your book says that mankind was charged with dressing and keeping the earth - that doesn't mean wasting it.
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You're making the same mistake that other unsaved trash with no spiritual discernment have made. Holy Scripture never contradicts itself; therefore, if your interpretation of the Bible makes it seem self-contradictory, then it's your interpretation that's wrong.
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 06:11 PM
And all these new faggy "containers" are PLASTIC, and in a rainbow of colors. Blue, green, purple, red! Since when are trash cans the colors of the queer flag? Trash cans are supposed to be metal, with a metal lid, and they are supposed to be picked up BY HAND, not by some robot truck where the "sanitation engineer" never even gets out of the truck!
The nigras and the mexicants have gotten so uppity that even the crappy jobs are now cushy jobs! Those sodomite LIEberals make me so MAD!!!
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 06:22 PM
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Trash cans are supposed to be metal, with a metal lid, and they are supposed to be picked up BY HAND, not by some robot truck where the "sanitation engineer" never even gets out of the truck!!!
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Exactly Brother Portway, why are these 'queer engineers' so terrified of getting their hands dirty anyways??? It's not like they live particularly clean lives, what with all the filthy shit-eating they do! Disgusting!
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 07:17 PM
I know the son of a man who OWNs the garbage co. in his town. Talk about SPOILED!! (Although, to be fair, a lot of the cool stuff he got came for free from the dump.)
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 07:20 PM
Jesus loves landfills, & it pleases Him to see them filled with aluminum cans, plastics, & used motor oil...
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-23-2008, 09:05 PM
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Huh??? What sort of pansy-assed World are we living in?
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The same kind of world that promotes homosexuality, liberalism, atheism, free thinking, and the rejection of traditional Christian values as "old fashioned". It's sick, isn't it...
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Re: RECYCLING - IS IT FOR HOMOS ??? -
10-25-2008, 01:12 AM
Ok, before you go deleting this post because i'm disagreeing with you stop, and hear me out! When was it that having a more organized trash system coded by colours gay?! how does it make it gay?! It makes no sense! Here's an example, if you had a calender showing all your religious events etc, and they were coded by colours, would that be gay?! colors cannot be gay! pink isn't gay, it is mearly just a color! red isn't evil because it is the color of satan?! satan did not spawn the color red? well atleast it doesn't say that in the bible! when did colours become gay, just because some colours are more popular in the homesexual community doesn't make them evil or gay!
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