[handmaiden]

I just want to express my profound gratitude to Our True President™, Donald J. Trump for bringing to light the many misdeeds of Barack Hussein Obama.

What happened to the 30 million pages of documents taken from the White House to Chicago by Barack Hussein Obama?



The FBI clearly isn't doing its job since it is focused on persecuting President Trump and destroying America, and Fox News has time constraints given everything that it has to cover. We needed Donald Trump to personally bring to light the treasonous activities of Obama.



Seriously though, 30 million pages?! How blind and oblivious is the FBI anyway? And why didn't the EPA note all the trees mowed down in the production of all those documents? I thought that the Demoncrats just luuved the environment!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Someone in power needs to crack down on Never Trumpers. They are getting more publicity now than ever. The greatest President in U.S. history and there are Republicans who do not support him?? They need a ticket out of our country.

Longtime GOP insider Cheri Jacobus: America is "not going to recover from Donald Trump" | Salon.com

[handmaiden]

Do we have any lawyers amongst our ranks at Landover Baptist? (Or do we always outsource to Jew lawyers?) I know that we have several excellent doctors and all the best businessmen here in our church community, but right now, Trump needs legal support more than medical services*.

According to some guy named Alan (or is it Allan? Allen? Alain? Alen?) Dershowitz, there are many law firms that don't want to assist Our Best President Ever in his time of need. Of course, this is probably to be expected from people so closely associated with Judas.

What I don't understand is why isn't the government supplying him with the necessary service providers? Even those lying idiots fooled into believing the results of the last election know that Trump was President for four years.

After all those years of 24/7 service at the top levels of our government, a man deserves some perks. A proper pension, Secret Service protection, free health care, an all access parking pass, reimbursement for travel expenses, early notification for any major assassinations undertaken by our military and free legal services--aren't those the sort of things included in his retirement plan? He gets his own library, too, right?





* Of course he doesn't need business advice. He's the go-to source on that subject!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

there are many law firms that don't want to assist Our Best President Ever in his time of need

Sister, I think the time for lawyers is over. The law is completely corrupt anyway, so now it's a simple choice between President Trump or the FBI. Don't THINK! Choose.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Sister, I think the time for lawyers is over. The law is completely corrupt anyway, so now it's a simple choice between President Trump or the FBI. Don't THINK! Choose.

We've been victims long enough. We won't take it any longer. I'm sure there are FBI agents monitoring our site here and parked outside Landover Baptist every Sunday taking pictures of who goes in.

To you FBI agents reading this, we're watching you as well. When Trump returns to office a file on each of you will be turned in.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

We've been victims long enough. We won't take it any longer. I'm sure there are FBI agents monitoring our site here and parked outside Landover Baptist every Sunday taking pictures of who goes in.

To you FBI agents reading this, we're watching you as well. When Trump returns to office a file on each of you will be turned in.

Rumor has it that a fed even tried to infiltrate this website and make it to True Christian™ status. Of course, this man failed miserably because those glowies are so obnoxiously transparent:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

President Trump has come out blazing on all saddles today! His famous TRUTH Social platform clocked 60 posts in an episode starting early Tuesday morning / Monday night. Finally, the shackles are off and we can hear what he has to say without government interference.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

President Trump has come out blazing on all saddles today! His famous TRUTH Social platform clocked 60 posts in an episode starting early Tuesday morning / Monday night. Finally, the shackles are off and we can hear what he has to say without government interference.

Tragically, I just read that Google--the Number One False Idol in the world today-- has banned Our Once and Future President's social media platform.

I can only pray this is fake news. If it is the case, how do we take down Google?

[Mary Etheldreda]

I don't get all the hate for him. I mean, I know the Liberals want a divided nation so it can fall and be taken over by a Communist Revolution which is why they are cozying up to China (whom the President Donald Trump put in their place globally, thankyouverymuch), but he's just such a benign, fatherly figure. He's like a comforting beef balloon you just want to give a warm hug to.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

He's like a comforting beef balloon you just want to give a warm hug to.

Not to mention, if the FBI are to be believed, he still has the nuclear codes.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

He's like a comforting beef balloon you just want to give a warm hug to.

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Not to mention, if the FBI are to be believed, he still has the nuclear codes.

Any soul burdened with the nuclear codes deserves a hug--except Biden, of course, who is a deranged madman. But he is more concerned with destroying us morally than blowing us all to Kingdom (yes, please) Come.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Sister, all he has to do is call the nucular hotline and enter the Presidential digits and liberal cities such as Baltimore, N''Orleans and Fargo North Dakota are toast.

His lawyer, Christina Bobb, according to people familiar with the matter - signed a certification letter swearing that “a diligent search” had been conducted and that all of the classified materials on the property had been turned over. That should end the matter - or what - Trump's lawyer will get thrown under the bus? Laughable

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Sister, all he has to do is call the nucular hotline and enter the Presidential digits and liberal cities such as Baltimore, N''Orleans and Fargo North Dakota are toast.

Oh.


I live outside of Baltimore. . . But I am Saved©, so I guess it's all right.


Praise Jesus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Leave it to the Palace Guard to make a BIG mistake. Donald Trump was kind enough to take time out during a busy visit to England to spend a few minutes with Queen Elizabeth. The Queen must have really appreciated this favor. Trump enjoyed the visit as well and said to many, "The Queen likes me."

Now that she is dead she cannot instruct the palace staff as to which world leaders will be provided a spot at her funeral. You can be sure she made her wishes know there be a prominent chair for President Donald Trump. So far, he has not received an invitation. Ceremonies will go on for several days so it could be the Palace will yet send a plane for President Trump.

Trump thought he had a “special connection to the queen” before getting snubbed from funeral: report | Salon.com

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Leave it to the Palace Guard to make a BIG mistake. Donald Trump was kind enough to take time out during a busy visit to England to spend a few minutes with Queen Elizabeth. The Queen must have really appreciated this favor. Trump enjoyed the visit as well and said to many, "The Queen likes me."

Now that she is dead she cannot instruct the palace staff as to which world leaders will be provided a spot at her funeral. You can be sure she made her wishes know there be a prominent chair for President Donald Trump. So far, he has not received an invitation. Ceremonies will go on for several days so it could be the Palace will yet send a plane for President Trump.

Trump thought he had a “special connection to the queen” before getting snubbed from funeral: report | Salon.com

We know that the election was stolen so Trump, as Head of State, is entitled to an invite, along with his partner. Trump and Ivanka should just show up at The Abbey, and make their way to the front row.


Phil

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Leave it to the Palace Guard to make a BIG mistake. Donald Trump was kind enough to take time out during a busy visit to England to spend a few minutes with Queen Elizabeth. The Queen must have really appreciated this favor. Trump enjoyed the visit as well and said to many, "The Queen likes me."

Now that she is dead she cannot instruct the palace staff as to which world leaders will be provided a spot at her funeral. You can be sure she made her wishes know there be a prominent chair for President Donald Trump. So far, he has not received an invitation. Ceremonies will go on for several days so it could be the Palace will yet send a plane for President Trump.

Trump thought he had a “special connection to the queen” before getting snubbed from funeral: report | Salon.com

The world stage has a new king, King Charles (the first was beheaded, the second ushered in the Black Plague, this one will likely see Christ Return to Smite Sinners, starting probably with the Jews). This king is very much a globalist. He talks about the New World Order with gleeful anticipation. The Queen was a woman and therefore lacked the natural capacity to take authority as needed. King Charles will not suffer from this spiritual deformity. The truest mark of walking with Christ is the Devil himself seeks to thwart his way. If the Palace doesn't send a private Jet for former-and-future President Trump, it can only mean that Satan is flying the plane and will do anything to avoid coming too close to Christ.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Phil Ander

We know that the election was stolen so Trump, as Head of State, is entitled to an invite, along with his partner. Trump and Ivanka should just show up at The Abbey, and make their way to the front row.

Yes! If ever there was a time for Mr. Trump to defend his honor by causing a scene, Queen Elizabeth's funeral is it. The whole world will be watching. It would be the perfect opportunity to denounce the pretender Joe Biden right to his face. Given the severity of Biden's high crimes and misdemeanors, strong language would be warranted, even curse words. Trump could even take a swing at him over the coffin. No one would ever forget.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Yes! If ever there was a time for Mr. Trump to defend his honor by causing a scene, Queen Elizabeth's funeral is it. The whole world will be watching. It would be the perfect opportunity to denounce the pretender Joe Biden right to his face. Given the severity of Biden's high crimes and misdemeanors, strong language would be warranted, even curse words. Trump could even take a swing at him over the coffin. No one would ever forget.

Okay, now that's starting to sound like an Italian funeral, not an English one. Though to be fair, the classic indicator of an Italian funeral is one of the deceased's devoted offspring throwing themselves upon the coffin in a dramatic enactment of "going down with the ship."

I doubt if even the Princess Royal is that overwrought.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm certain King Charles knew Biden would not upstage him--no one will even notice Biden. However, Charles knows Trump will be the center of attention and he, the King, will have to play second fiddle. The King needs to get used to this. Trump is such a renowned figure he upstages every other world leader.

[Johny Joe Hold]

That harlot, the Attorney General in New York, is trying to get the Trump organization to pay a big fine then be banned from doing business in New York.

This is the official invitation to Trump to move his entire operation to Iowa. Hopefully, some of it can be located in Freehold.

Iowa will not be going over your loan applications, President Trump, and arguing this building is worth X dollars but you wrote Y on the application. Trump is very wealthy and will pay back every dollar so long as he is treated with respect and admired.

Michael Cohen: Fraud lawsuit will ‘put an end’ to Trump Organization | The Hill