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View Poll Results: What kind of gun should I buy for my nephew's seventh birthday?
.44 Magnum Revolver 0 0%
Double Barrelled Pump-Action Shotgun 0 0%
Sniper Rifle 0 0%
Uzi Submachine Gun 1 25.00%
AK-47 Assault Rifle 1 25.00%
Assault Rifle With M-203 Grenade Launcher 0 0%
Browning .50 cal Heavy Machine Gun 1 25.00%
Something Even Better (post in comment please) 1 25.00%
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Default Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-14-2022, 07:49 PM

My nephew Paul turns seven in a couple of weeks, which means that he'll be old enough to attend the pee-wee section of the Landover Baptist Church Vacation Bible Gun Camp next summer. He's really looking forward to this because he'll get to meet his heroine, guest firearms instructor Rep. Lauren Boebert. He loves the way she's not afraid to take a stand against the Jews.

Paul already has a great Bible, of course. I'd like for him to have an outstanding gun to match. Here are a few of my ideas, but I'm open to suggestions.

.44 Magnum Revolver



Pros: Heavy hitting to bring down the toughest target. Sounds amazing when fired. Easy to conceal in a pocket or school backpack. Cons: Limited capacity revolver, so fast reload skills are a must. Recoil could kick a child back several dozen yards.

Double Barrelled Pump-Action Shotgun



Pros: Can take out multiple targets in one shot if closely spaced. Does not require perfect aim. Great for home defense. Bolt action sounds really cool. Cons: Only two shots loaded at a time. Long barrel can be awkward in tiny arms of a seven-year old.

Sniper Rifle



Pros: Extremely accurate even at long distances from a concealed position. Cons: Single-shot weapon. Requires a lot of fussing with range finder. Calculations for adjusting for wind, temperature, and relative humidity are a bit difficult for a seven-year old.

Uzi Submachine Gun



Pros: Rapid fire to take out multiple targets at close range. Reloading magazine is a snap. Smaller barrel easy for children to hold. Lots of firepower deployable in tight spaces, so highly effective when raiding U.S. government buildings. Cons: Not accurate for distant targets.

AK-47 Assault Rifle



Pros: A classic, easy to use, easy to maintain, great for bringing down that buck (dear or drug-addled negro) even without having great aim. Cons: Uses a lot of bullets to take down the target, so costs can mount rapidly. Common weapon for children, so doesn't stand out in a crowd.

Assault Rifle With M-203 Grenade Launcher



Pros: Highly versatile: Lay down a smoke screen, burn 'em with white phosphorous, choke 'em with tear gas, drop a fragmentation grenade on them, mark them with colored smoke for a napalm attack from the air, and shoot 'em when they get close. Can take out multiple targets at a distance, so great for self-protection during Black Lives Matter protests. Not commonly owned, so the child stands out in a crowd. Everybody loves a grenadier. Cons: Grenades are expensive to purchase and hard to make at home.

.50 Caliber Browning Machine Gun



Pros: Can wipe out a race riot single-handedly. Can take down a herd of elephants in a quarter of a second. Easily defeats personal armor. Can fell large trees without using a chainsaw. Cons: Requires set-up before shooting, so not good for quick personal defense. Weighs more than the small child who's carrying it. Best operated with a friend to feed the ammo belts, so not ideal for unsupervised play time.


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Default Re: Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-14-2022, 08:37 PM

The Armalite Rifle 15-- or the AR-15 as it is know colloquially-- is the best selling fire arm in the Great U.S. of A. for a reason.

Why would you want your innocent nephew to stand out like a sore thumb among his peers?


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Default Re: Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-14-2022, 09:08 PM

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The Armalite Rifle 15-- or the AR-15 as it is know colloquially-- is the best selling fire arm in the Great U.S. of A. for a reason.

Why would you want your innocent nephew to stand out like a sore thumb among his peers?
The reason I'm leaning toward a more distinctive gun is that Paul is a very intelligent boy and the Holy Spirit burns bright in him. We're grooming him for leadership position in the Church. His grandfather is a Deacon, after all, and his mom was the youngest girl ever to take the purity pledge as a baby, at the age of nine days. (Yes, as a mere dentist, I'm the underachiever in our family.) Paul's already been named the Junior Deacon of his first-grade homeroom, responsible for snitching on all of his classmates, and he's the anti-masturbation coordinator of his Sunday school class. We think he might start preaching against sin at tent revivals before he's ten! So I'm not sure that "fitting in" makes sense; he's more of a "standing out" kind of kid.

Nevertheless, the AR-15 is a great choice. Accurate, highly modular to adapt to any mission set and grow with the child, easy to convert to full automatic operation. It practically screams, "Don't mess with me--I have a prayer tower and I know how to use it." I'm sure little Paul would love it. Yes, well worth considering. Thanks for the suggestion!


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Guns Re: Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-15-2022, 12:27 AM

First off no commie or joo guns in the Hutchin's house.
No girly guns either. Recoil builds character.
I an a firm believer in Jesus and one shot, blown out lungs or head removed.
So a .500 is a good starter gun.

No belt feed, kids will run off a five hundred round belt without letting the barrel cool and ruin it. One five round mag per child. Reloading gives then good callouses.
Too many parents coddle kids. Not me.


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Default Re: Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-15-2022, 02:22 AM

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The Armalite Rifle 15-- or the AR-15 as it is know colloquially-- is the best selling fire arm in the Great U.S. of A. for a reason.

Why would you want your innocent nephew to stand out like a sore thumb among his peers?
This. I'm offended that the commie designed AK-47 (Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947), favored gun of Arabs and Africans, is even on this list. AR-15 all the way baby.


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Default Re: Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-15-2022, 11:59 AM

AR-15 all the way.Kyle Rittenhouse signature limited edition firearm would be the one for me. A family heirloom in the years to come.


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Guns Re: Best Gun for a Seven Year Old? - 08-16-2022, 07:45 PM

IDK, an AR, while it can 'look scary' does not pack the punch needed to blow a lung out. At best, it 'might' be able to sever an arm. A mans gun needs to have the stopping power of Jesus.

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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