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Default Re: An Apology from Landover - 12-26-2011, 11:39 PM

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And now that that clarification is out of the way, I fear I have even more questions. This one is a scientific one:

I was given to understand that tiny homunculi are present in human sperm, and that this is how a sperm grows into a baby. Am I mistaken in this assumption? And is it safe to assume that the homunculi with which Landover battled in the forest were an entirely different kind of thing?

That is to say, can the term "homunculi" refer to two very different types of being? I hardly think that a human baby could have its origins in the wretched creatures described in this story we're discussing.
Although there would have been homunculi abroad during the early days of Landover, I read that the cohort of gossips observed by Brother Abednego transpired to have been dwarves (themselves cursed Lev. 21:20)

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(It was only later that it transpired that the homunculi were in fact midgets taking a break from a travelling freak show.)
An homunculus might be a type of pre-Adamite BUT I DON'T KNOW and will stand to be corrected, naturally by the Pastoral team if my suggestions are out of order. I had always understood that any "pre-Adamites" would not be human, and have suggested elsewhere that hippopotamuses predate Adam the man who himself of course predates the unnamed woman (who later on did get a name, eventually) and so pre-Adamites would all be animals?
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Default Re: An Apology from Landover - 12-26-2011, 11:49 PM

Apparently some homunculi can fly, and take their orders from wizards!



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Default Re: An Apology from Landover - 12-27-2011, 02:14 AM

Thank you for this highly informative post, Brother Bathfire.

I realize you must have looked long and hard to find something for which Landover should apologize, but I'm glad you did. Now, when those God-mockers and liberal fake Christians claim Landover is 'shameless' and unwilling to admit error, we can simply point them to this thread where error is admitted and blame accepted!

I, like Brother Temperance, must apologize for not seeing this quite some time ago.


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Default Re: An Apology from Landover - 12-27-2011, 07:22 AM

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Apparently some homunculi
This is just off the top of my head and unsupported with links [the source material is probably not on the internet but interested persons might be able to find something].

There could be 2 types of homunculi (loosely related I suppose): one being the "embryo" you referred to [The Bible does not support that model of conception, by the way] the other being a thing produced by wizards and alchemists, which would obey them. The thing was produced by complex procedures involving uhzna srznyr zrafgehny syhvq naq znyr frzra gbtrgure jvgu ubefr znaher naq qviref bgure vgrzf rvgure zvkrq gbtrgure be pbzovarq naq ohvyg vagb n fbeg bs bira urngrq ol vgf bja srezragngvba gb vaphongr gur uhzna fbheprq zngrevny, guhf pnhfvat gur guvat gb tebj gb nobhg gur fvmr bs jung jnf cbegenlrq va the youtube clip.

It is possible that fb-pnyyrq sbhaqyvat onovrf jrer, va ernyvgl, cebqhprq hfvat eribygvat nagvpf va jvmneqf' ynvef naq fhofrdhragyl qrcbfvgrq ba qbbefgrcf jurer gurl xarj gurl'q or sbhaq gb yrtvgvzvfr gurve znahsnpgherq frzra/zrafrf guvat, juvpu gurl pbhyq gura "nqbcg" naq rkcybvg gb gurve rivy raq. Fhpu n perngher jbhyq abg tebj haqrsbezrq, be rira tebj zhpu ng nyy, naq pbhyq or genvarq va pregnva phaavat fghagf bs gur oynpx zntvp &/be frk creireg inevrgl jvgu pbzcyrgr qvfertneq sbe gur guvat'f fbhy fvapr vg cebonoyl qbrfa'g unir bar (subject to Pastoral approval).


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The Bible refers to humans as growing from the father's seed there's some references from KJV site

I won't dwell on the homuncular demon unnecessarily though. The above is just an impression I'd gleaned from some stuff I once read.
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Default Re: An Apology from Landover - 12-27-2011, 12:58 PM

Mitza, that is chilling information! I'm glad you used a cypher to obscure it from the more sensitive eyes here.


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