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Default Far right or gay? - 07-05-2022, 06:21 PM

At the Landover July 4th celebration yesterday I noticed there was some confusion about appropriate attire. We all like to see everyone dressed up nicely for the occasion but there is something of a fine line between looking smart and looking a bit h*mo. I've constructed a brief guide to prospective attendees to help avoid marching in the wrong parade.

1. First one is easy to get us up to speed. They look like decent, well-dressed males quietly enjoying eachother's company, but the hand-holding is a giveaway. Gay.




2. Here is another example - at first glance nice looking boys wrestling... or is it hand-holding? Further inspection reveals a bulldyke on the left, a ginger haired lesbian on the right and some type of suffocation/ballgag/fantasy cosplay going on. Gay.




3. The next one is trickier. This gentleman is well dressed and manicured so you might imagine he is a prominent business conservative or intellectual. Or he could be a cissy. In this case the "tell" is his Euro-weenie name - most Americans don't realize that 90+% of European men are gay.




4. Next up is another easy one, a group of marching flight attendants. Obviously incredibly gay - especially the one on the right.




5. Last up is our friends the bikers. They certainly have a "colorful" wardrobe (if you don't mind black leather and crotchless chaps) leaving them at risk of miscategorization. However, these boys are straight as a bosun's whistle. That's just how men are when the feminazi oppression is lifted.




I hope this short tutorial helps Church members make appropriate clothing choices next year to avoid potentially embarrassing mix-ups that sometimes occur with Republican senators. Of course, this just scratches the surface and everyone is encouraged to do their own research, under supervision of a male in the case of children and women.


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Default Re: Far right or gay? - 07-06-2022, 08:02 AM

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What's with the masks? Afraid Jesus in not going to protect you from the Covid?

The black masks - Antifa (funded by George Soros).

The one on the right is a Fed plant (corrupt FBI from Biden administration).


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You're right - a Euro Weenie, part of the New World Order (Klaus Schwab).


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The one on the left - ear rings. The second from the left - angry bull dyke ready, willing and able to make your day unpleasant, and no peanuts for you - enjoy your flight.


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We need these dudes to guard those ballot drop boxes to make sure the next election doesn't get stolen.


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Default Re: Far right or gay? - 07-06-2022, 09:22 AM

Sometimes the only way to tell is to have them hold a crucifix. When gays hold crosses, their hands burn.


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Default Re: Far right or gay? - 07-06-2022, 02:05 PM

They infiltrated St. Patrick's Day parades, Macy's and now the sacred 4th. The most Godless in our country and they are in our faces everywhere.

If you see homers in a parade throwing candy to kids, don't let them touch it.


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They infiltrated St. Patrick's Day parades, Macy's and now the sacred 4th. The most Godless in our country and they are in our faces everywhere.

If you see homers in a parade throwing candy to kids, don't let them touch it.
Well, it seems like things are getting much worse with that crowd of perverts. It's like I've said so often: the more rights and freedoms that they get, then the more they grab. We must do our very best to protect our innocent children from these groomers, and to keep the kiddies safe from such ungodly filth! And, that is getting to be such a difficult thing to do, because perversion seems to be so commonplace!

I Kings 14:24 "And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the cast out before the children of Israel."

Now, then, we would never let our little ones be around this sort of situation, tempted with candy by a dangerous person:



So, with that in mind, why would we let the children anywhere near these other depraved, immoral predators?
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