[Levi Jones]

Brother Ted, I know you are a reader of our forum. Your PR people are decent, but you should hire my firm to handle you.
Landover's reach and power could have you rocket straight to the top.
I'm pretty sure you agree with us, anyway.

Now, here's your wife admitting that you like to do the meth and pound sweaty man ass.

It's good to hear you're all better now. I'm sure you'll be back on the GOP lemonparty speaking tour in no time.

[Godfly]

We all owe Brother Ted a debt of graditude for proving once and for all, that homosexuallity is a choice. Because Ted was brave enough to get down on his knees and take one for the team, then stand up, wash his face, and embrace Christian values once again, homers all over the world will see that they can do it too.