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Default Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants - 09-21-2019, 02:40 PM

One of the fake Christian seminaries, Union Theological Seminary in New York City, so liberal it only mentions Jesus when the janitor hits his thumb with a hammer, conducted a session where students confessed to plants they had harmed the environment. Apparently, they asked the plants for forgiveness.

Does anyone else think liberal tree huggers have gone bonkers? It's time for the white jacket crew to carry them to a mental hospital.

https://www.christianpost.com/voice/...to-plants.html


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Default Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants - 09-21-2019, 02:58 PM

Greetings white people!

Mr. Mayor I have very often been mystified by the antics of white people. This is a very fine example of the strange things they do. I don't know why they feel they have to apologize to the plants. They should be eating them instead. Jah has given us these plants for our food but we are not supposed to feel guilty about eating them and we should not feel that plants are superior to us and need an apology. Why do white people think these things? It is a wonder to me.

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Greetings white people!

Mr. Mayor I have very often been mystified by the antics of white people. This is a very fine example of the strange things they do. I don't know why they feel they have to apologize to the plants. They should be eating them instead. Jah has given us these plants for our food but we are not supposed to feel guilty about eating them and we should not feel that plants are superior to us and need an apology. Why do white people think these things? It is a wonder to me.

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Dear Mr. Darkie Rastafari: Can you please explain how your rambling response pertains to white people? No? I didn't think so! And if I were you, I would be very careful of making such accusations, considering what the says about the appearance of our and :

Revelation 1:14 " His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire".

What makes you think that a nigra would not be involved in the situation that our dear Mayor Hold has mentioned? Might I suggest that rather than frittering your time by making such foolish statements, that you look into your own DARK neighborhoods to see multitudinous examples of truly bizarre behavior?

Sincerely, Isabella W.


P.S. Apart from causing aesthetic damages to the environment, in a most particularly gross manner, just what are these thugs doing? Helping themselves to a motor in broad daylight? And you have the nerve to talk about white people!



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Greetings white people!

Mr. Mayor I have very often been mystified by the antics of white people. This is a very fine example of the strange things they do. I don't know why they feel they have to apologize to the plants. They should be eating them instead. Jah has given us these plants for our food but we are not supposed to feel guilty about eating them and we should not feel that plants are superior to us and need an apology. Why do white people think these things? It is a wonder to me.
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I Man, you have touched on the problem but come to the wrong conclusion. If you look at the link below you will learn that Union Theological Seminary has all but turned its back to the race native to the United States of American, the Nordic White Race. Barely half of the student body is white, the rest are of races foreign to the United States.

There can be no doubt the notion of confessing sins to plants came from the non white races who get religious ideas after smoking what is called "weed." Once "weed" takes over one's life it is easy to see why it is worshiped and why students ask it for forgiveness.

https://utsnyc.edu/about/glance/


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Revelation 1:14 " His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire".

And you have the nerve to talk about white people!
Thank you Sistren and might I continue with the next verse?

And His feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace...-Revelation 1:15.

You see People of Color know that Jesus was a Black man and this is one of the verses that give us this information. It is Black men who have wooly hair and if they get a fright it may turn white. Also it is Black people who have skin like brass because we really aren't black. We are more of a high yellow/brown.

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Thank you Sistren and might I continue with the next verse?

And His feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace...-Revelation 1:15.

You see People of Color know that Jesus was a Black man and this is one of the verses that give us this information. It is Black men who have wooly hair and if they get a fright it may turn white. Also it is Black people who have skin like brass because we really aren't black. We are more of a high yellow/brown.

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Dear Mr. Rastafari: I notice that you have chosen, rather conveniently, to ignore the photo of those two nigras who were stealing car parts whilst dressed inappropriately. Instead, you've turned this into a rant about the blessed , , being of dark skin. You can rest assured, dear lost soul, that He is not black, not at all, as you will see from the attachment that I am so graciously including for your benefit.

Now, then, think of that wondrous verse about feet being like brass as a metaphor, meaning: He is the foundation of all that is righteous, the basis of Creation and of Salvation and of an eternal home in Heaven -- the Beginning and the End, forevermore. The is the foundation of the eternal security of beloved servants here at . Just as brass is hard metal, then so does the Church of Almighty have a very strong foundation.

Revelation 22:13 "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."

Revelation 1:18 "I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

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Sincerely, Isabella W.
Thank you, Sister Isabella, for correcting this fellow who drifts in and out of our forum spreading misinformation. They say "One picture is worth a thousand words" and certainly it is true here. The picture you provided shows so clearly Jesus is a white man. How could anyone doubt after seeing this?


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Thank you, Sister Isabella, for correcting this fellow who drifts in and out of our forum spreading misinformation. They say "One picture is worth a thousand words" and certainly it is true here. The picture you provided shows so clearly Jesus is a white man. How could anyone doubt after seeing this?
Oh, you are very assuredly most welcome, dear Brother Mayor Hold. We must be ever vigilant -- on guard -- to ensure that such unsaved trash is accountable for the grievous things that they attempt to use against . And you are so correct that "one picture is worth a thousand words". I shall post another such photo, this time as a rebuke to the sinner who seeks to clutter our blessed forums with his dreary drivel. Mr. Rastafari, this is for YOU:


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One of the fake Christian seminaries, Union Theological Seminary in New York City, so liberal it only mentions Jesus when the janitor hits his thumb with a hammer, conducted a session where students confessed to plants they had harmed the environment. Apparently, they asked the plants for forgiveness.

Does anyone else think liberal tree huggers have gone bonkers? It's time for the white jacket crew to carry them to a mental hospital.

https://www.christianpost.com/voice/...to-plants.html
Pfft! You just know that some bratty kid is going to use this as an excuse not to eat his broccoli.


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Every photo I have ever seen of our Lord and Saviour shows him to be a beautiful white man with flowing brunette locks and blue eyes.





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I don't know if confessing your sin to a plant is good. In my opinion the priority order goes to:
  1. Confessing your sins to a priest, a bishop, a monk, a cardinal, a patriarch or the Pope himself.
  2. Confessing your sins to a nun.
  3. Confessing your sins to a family member.
  4. Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
  5. Confessing your sins to God directly.
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I don't know if confessing your sin to a plant is good. In my opinion the priority order goes to:
  1. Confessing your sins to a priest, a bishop, a monk, a cardinal, a patriarch or the Pope himself.
  2. Confessing your sins to a nun.
  3. Confessing your sins to a family member.
  4. Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
  5. Confessing your sins to God directly.
Very clever "Monsignor" Rovagnati. That is how all of you padres get away with your mischief. The first three are confessing sins to those who also sin. Their response is, "Gosh, I've done that too. It's OK if you do it."

The last two are done in secret where we don't know if you fessed up to your sins or not.

Sins need to be owned up to right here at Landover Baptist Church. We are experts at passing judgments on sin and correcting those who engage in it. We have saved countless souls here by requiring people to tell us of their sins and condemning them.

Your list is all about hiding sin. I suspect you drew it up so you could hide your own. We here at LBC are ready to hear your sins and put you on a better path.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
Mr. Rovagnati: I'll just leave this here. Kindly do let us know if you can see the importance here.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."



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I don't know if confessing your sin to a plant is good. In my opinion the priority order goes to:
  1. Confessing your sins to a priest, a bishop, a monk, a cardinal, a patriarch or the Pope himself.
  2. Confessing your sins to a nun.
  3. Confessing your sins to a family member.
  4. Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
  5. Confessing your sins to God directly.
Sister Isabella has already pointed out the most serious fallacy in your thinking, my dear Romeo. However, I'd like to also point out that this little list of yours really shows your priorities.

For you, this is the hierarchy:
  1. You consider your church male officials to be the most important thing in the world.
  2. You consider your church female officials to be the second most important thing in the world.
  3. You consider your own family to be the third most important thing in the world.
  4. You consider graven images and other material things to be the fourth most important thing in the world.
  5. You consider God to be less important than people (including both church officials and own family) and material things.
Very telling indeed. Your true colors are finally showing. The only thing that surprises me on your priorities list, I thought that your lust for material things would go above your lust for people.

I continue to pray (1 Thess 5:17) for your soul, Romeo. I still have hope one day you will leave that pagan cult of yours, accept Jesus as your Savior, and became a Born Again True Christian™. A girl can dream - with that pretty face of yours, you will be quite a catch, once you become available!
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Very telling indeed. Your true colors are finally showing. The only thing that surprises me on your priorities list, I thought that your lust for material things would go above your lust for people.

I continue to pray (1 Thess 5:17) for your soul, Romeo. I still have hope one day you will leave that pagan cult of yours, accept Jesus as your Savior, and became a Born Again True Christian™.
My goodness, you have said it all so very nicely, dear Sister Basilissa, but I'm afraid that this, most likely, will be lost on Mr. Rovagnati. Those Cathyolicks are very stubborn people. They will insist that their religion is "the mother church of all churches", or they will say that their pope is a continuation of when the told Peter that He () would build church.

Matthew 16:18 "And I also say to you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it."

I'm afraid I don't see how this means that a wealthy monarchy was to be established, but I'm sure there are Cathyolicks who will very gladly explain their gobblygook and allegiance to me.

Now, what I do know is that this passage from Psalm 115:4-8 sheds a great deal of light and truth on the sad situation within that organization of rapists:

4 Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men's hands.
5 They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:
6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:
7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.
8 They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.

Like you, I do pray for the lost soul of Mr. Rovagnati, but until he admits that he is in the clutches of the devil, then all we can do is wait upon the .

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My goodness, you have said it all so very nicely, dear Sister Basilissa, but I'm afraid that this, most likely, will be lost on Mr. Rovagnati. Those Cathyolicks are very stubborn people. They will insist that their religion is "the mother church of all churches"
I know, right - a funny thing to say for a rogue sect that broke off the Eastern Orthodox Church! Because if we were to rank churches historically, the five original dioceses (Jerusalem, Antiochia, Alexandria, Rome, and Constantinople) were equals - and the idea that the bishop of Rome could be considered as somehow higher in the hierarchy, did not arise until the Great Schism! The Orthodox Church has rightfully recognized that idea as preposterous, but the bishop of Rome decided to break off the church anyway, thus ending the unity of the Christian church. Ending the unity, because before that, any sects that tried to separate, such as Nestorians, Arians, etc, were rightfully recognized as not really Christian and persuaded to abandon their wicked ways - with fire and sword. Since the Orthodox had no means to persuade Catholics to abandon their wicked ways, the schism persisted.

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Indeed. He's like an alcoholic, and we cannot help him sober up until he himself realizes that he has an addiction problem.

Let us pray for the immortal soul of Romeo Rovagnati. It would be a shame to have such a nice fellow wasted in the pits of !
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Let us pray for the immortal soul of Romeo Rovagnati. It would be a shame to have such a nice fellow wasted in the pits of !
Oh, how I agree so wholeheartedly, dear Sister Basilissa! I think that praying is about all we can do, to see the perishing soul of Mr. Rovagnati rescued from the brink, from which he shall fall into the flames that so eagerly await his arrival. I do so hope that our young friend will see the error of his way, and also accept that we, the servants of the , are here for his benefit. And I am more than certain that he, like so many other Cathyolicks, might resent us for being righteous instruments of Almighty, but he shall one day see, very clearly, that we are merely doing the work of the .

I Corinthians 6:2,3:
2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

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