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Default Hello! - 09-20-2019, 01:08 AM

Greetings!



I am uewsh.


I've signed up here to hopefully better myself as God has always wanted me to. I was a chronic sinner before I found God and made the executive decision to change my ways for good.


I hope to become a great member of this community!
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Default Re: Hello! - 09-20-2019, 04:39 AM

You're certainly not off to a great start as you didn't tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


Also, that is an unusual name. Are you foreign?




Psalm 62:5-7 KJV
My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Hello! - 09-20-2019, 10:15 AM

Hello there, Uewsh! It's nice to meet you. I'm not Christian myself, and I'm much more of an observer here [or nuisance, depends on who you ask], but if you need any help please let me know!


◦I need God to guide me, I will be my own.◦
◦If I am a breast in your eyes, so be it.◦
◦As long as I'm still kind.◦

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Messican Re: Hello! - 09-20-2019, 11:32 AM

Welcome Unwash. Have you read the forum rules or asked an adult to do it for you?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello! - 09-20-2019, 11:49 AM

Interesting choice of username, how do we call you? Can we call you Uewi?

Please, let us know your Bible preferences and your walk with Jesus. Your intro wasn't as bad as others I have seen, but still lack some o f the quintessential questions we need to know about you before engaging.


Thanks for your understanding.


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Default Re: Hello! - 09-21-2019, 02:44 AM

Greetings in ' Name to you, Miss Euwsh, and to . I wonder if I might ask you to provide one of your favorite verses from the , as it's always nice to share what the good has been teaching us. One of my favorites is Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." It is my hope and prayer that you will repent of your wretched sins before you are tossed onto the flames of -- which you so surely deserve.

Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Hello! - 09-28-2019, 04:52 AM

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……executive decision……
Hello and welcome to the forum. All executive decisions in Christian lives come from God.


Jesus is the vine. In the same way that grapes or leaves do not themselves choose which vine they'll attach to but are are produced by the vine and grow because the vine nourishes them, Christian lives develop as part of Christ.

I Peter 1:18-28 Ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; but with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: Who verily was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last times for you.
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We exist in time, temporarily, but God sees through time. You know those old "stereoscopes" where you put in a card with two photos to produce a 3D effect? Each eye gets a slightly different view, a waterfall in my example, but imagine if you could see the picture from every possible angle – and not only from every angle in space but in time as well? It's difficult to imagine what that would be like, impossible probably, but the concept is easy enough to grasp. Here is the waterfall.
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God sees waterfalls form every perspective in time and space simultaneously. He knows when they will freeze and when they will run dry. Similarly plants. From the moment of their creation He knew which ones would have fruit and which ones would have grains for the animals to eat – once He'd created the animals. Finally He created us. Knowing as He did that Redemption would be necessary because no-one took the hint when He smote us with The Flood and just kept on sinning anyway, even before the foundation of the world God ordained that suitable blood would be available to drain out onto the world so that Redemption could be effected. It was a terrible price to pay.

Something else happened before the foundation of the world. Not only could God see all the plants and animals, He could also see you. He knew all about you and everything you did and everywhere you went and whether you would be adopted in love through Jesus Christ. You could think of this as ultrascopic vision. It's not for me to speculate how many minimum units of time exist in the universe or whether they're a necessary by-product of quantum gravity because however many there are, that's how many eyepieces there for God to use when observing the wonderful world He created and how it's ruined by sin.

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EVERYTHING YOU THINK
EVERYTHING YOU ARE


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Ephesians 1:3-5 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ: according as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will.

Whether we flutter like leaves or swell like fruits upon His vine is not determined by any executive action from us. Who we are and what we become was determined before the world was created, perhaps like the trajectory of a droplet of water seen frozen in time—for a moment in a picture—which although we know what the trajectory will be in no way has the forces acting upon it diminished. We are free to choose. We can choose God's Perfect Love or choose to fry. But like the fruit on a vine, whether we grow or wither is not determined by us. It comes from the sap in the stem.


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Default Re: Hello! - 09-28-2019, 02:31 PM

Greetings uewsh!

I am Trevor McGregor late of Kingston and recently returned from the Motherland which is Africa to resume my studies in the field of medicine after having been cruelly deported by white men who were working on behalf of Donald Trump who is an old white man and President of Babylon. I bid you welcome to this forum.

You have an unusual name if I might say and I am wondering if you are a native Indian person. I have been to Wisconsin and Florida and here in Georgetown since I have come to Babylon but I have not yet been out west to see the white nationalist cowboys and the Indians they are oppressing. Do you know the Lone Ranger? His movies are very popular in Jamaica which is my home.

I hope that we will be great friends!
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Default Re: Hello! - 09-30-2019, 12:35 PM

Hello Uwesch! I assume you're Jewish?

Are you ready to be perfected in Christ?


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Default Re: Hello! - 09-30-2019, 01:19 PM

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It's actually Day 11 since the intro if you take the 20th as Day 0. I trust all is well with our new poster.
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