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Default Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 05:09 AM

We've warned for many years that using Apple products will make you gay. Apple products have always been marketed to soy eaters, and their WIMP (Windows, Icons, Mice, and Pull downs) technology is for wimps.

As an aside, WIMP technology had its roots at Xerox, the developers of the first practical office copier where all you had to do is sit naked on top of a glass to produce ready made photos encouraging anal sex. It was Apple that stole these ideas from Xerox from their research facility in, where else, Palo Alto, Californicia.

Russia is one of the few remaining countries on earth that has been resisting the homer agenda, and the image of a true manly man comes from their leader Putin riding bare chested on a horse is an inspiration to everyone. It is no surprise that this lawsuit against Apple should arise from Russia, and also that the Democrats are trying to impeach Trump for "Russian Collusion".

One more thing - who ever heard of anyone named Jobs?

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Russian man sues Apple ‘because iPhone app made him gay’
‘Now I have a boyfriend,’ complainant tells court. ‘And I do not know how to explain this to my parents’
Colin Drury - @colin__drury

A Russian man has filed a lawsuit against Apple, claiming an iPhone app turned him gay, it has been reported.

The claimant, named only as D Razumilov, has demanded one million rubles (£12,600) in compensation for moral harm and says he was “manipulated” into getting a boyfriend – who he is still with.

He says that he felt compelled to dabble with homosexuality after receiving an app payment in a cryptocurrency called GayCoin. “Don’t judge until you try,” a note that came with the money allegedly said.

“I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying?” the complainant wrote in his court submission. “I decided to try same-sex relationships.

“Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents … My life has been changed for the worse and will never become normal again.

“Apple pushed me towards homosexuality through manipulation. The changes have caused me moral and mental harm.”

The suit was filed in Moscow on 20 September and the court will now hear the complaint on 17 October, the AFP news agency reported.

Asked if the case was genuine, lawyer Sapizhat Gusnieva insisted it was, saying her client was “scared” and had “suffered”.

She said the US technology giant “has a responsibility for their programmes” despite the alleged cryptocurrency exchange taking place on an unidentified third-party app.

Apple’s representatives in Russia have not responded to request for comment.

Homophobia is widespread in the country where reports of rights violations and attacks on LGBT+ people are common.

In 2013, Moscow introduced a law against so-called gay propaganda, which banned the “promotion of non-traditional lifestyles to minors”.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a9142651.html


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 12:05 PM

This happened more than once to ex-gays in this forum. But with our ex-gay program, you will be free of temptation. And free of Apple products as well.


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 02:02 PM

There can be no doubt iPhones are spreading homerism. I slip into a back booth at Starbucks occasionally to take notes on what homers are doing these days.

I've notices a suspicious practice. Customers show the face of their Apple iPhones to the clerk. The clerk zaps the iPhone with a laser.

What is that all about? My guess is the iPhone has homer porn and the clerk is recording and spreading it.


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Default Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-06-2019, 05:26 PM

My, this really should come as no surprise, dear Brother. I mean, it's all so obvious and crystal-clear to me. We must remember that it was the apple that led to Eve's temptation, and which led to our dear having to be crucified to pay for the sins of the world, as started by her! Once the devil has found a way to infiltrate lives and to put people onto the ruinous road to , he will use the same tried-and-true method over and over again!

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Jesus Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay - 10-10-2019, 02:32 PM

I pray for that young man, forced by seemingly innocent technology to adopt a lifestyle that surely will result in hell’s flames consuming his eternal soul. Gay things are dangerous to dabble with and only the most experienced people should try to engage them.

When I get my new iPhone each time one is released, I anoint it with oil and put a protective case on it to keep out the demons. Jesus Christ has protected me from the homo germs as proven by my uber hetero attributes. I can even download apps (notice how close that term is to “apple”) like Squirt, Grindr, Scruff, Growlr, etc and use them only for witnessing to the gaywise. Glory!


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

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