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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-14-2019, 12:07 AM

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Not for self interest but for research to provide to a certain televangelist I work for.
So, "Mr. Televangelist" sent you here to learn about theology and provide what you have learned to him?? We are not here to provide sermons to competitors. If you want to leave "Mr. Televangelist" and join Landover Baptist we might entertain the thought of approving you.

In the meantime, please note this site is copyrighted material.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-14-2019, 03:21 PM

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So, "Mr. Televangelist" sent you here to learn about theology and provide what you have learned to him?? We are not here to provide sermons to competitors. If you want to leave "Mr. Televangelist" and join Landover Baptist we might entertain the thought of approving you.

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Hear, hear, Brother Mayor! Isn't it sad, that a televangelist prefers to resort to scouring the internet about what the Bible says, rather than read the Good Book himself? Verily, strange times we are living in!
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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-14-2019, 04:18 PM

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Hear, hear, Brother Mayor! Isn't it sad, that a televangelist prefers to resort to scouring the internet about what the Bible says, rather than read the Good Book himself? Verily, strange times we are living in!
Oh, how very true this is, dear Sister Basilissa. Heavenly days, I haven't had a good feeling about this Benson fellow since he arrived on the shores of . For one thing, there is that rather strange claim that he made, "From the day I was conceived, I have been a Christian." Plus, all of his offers to help us (and did we ask for his help?) seem like an excuse to get into the financial management business of .

And, his photo, as dear Sister Dana has so kindly noted, is very much like that of Wes Goodman, a politician from Ohio, disgraced by his secret homersexualistic activities, all whilst pretending to be a good, -fearing believer of the . Here is an article about that, complete with a photo -- you'll see for yourself!

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...not-so-n823056

We can't be too careful, you know. The dear does warn us of such things:

I Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

I do so hope that all of our friends here at will be ever-so-careful when considering offers from such unsavory persons.

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-14-2019, 04:28 PM

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And, his photo, as dear Sister Dana has so kindly noted, is very much like that of Wes Goodman, a politician from Ohio, disgraced by his secret homersexualistic activities, all whilst pretending to be a good, -fearing believer of the . Here is an article about that, complete with a photo -- you'll see for yourself!

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...not-so-n823056

We can't be too careful, you know. The dear does warn us of such things:

I Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.
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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-14-2019, 05:00 PM

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Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.
Oh, yes, dear Sister Basilissa, I'm afraid that this is true, and our blessed warns of this, here:

I Peter 5:8 " Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

II Corinthians 11:14 "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."

We can't be too careful, you know. For all we know, that Benson person may very well be a bound, ring-kissing Cathyolick!

A blessed day to you, Dear,
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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-15-2019, 02:44 AM

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We can't be too careful, you know. For all we know, that Benson person may very well be a bound, ring-kissing Cathyolick!
A blessed day to you, Dear,
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The world out there is a jungle. There are people pretending to be whom they are not. I am so thankful our admin staff does not tolerate that here at Landover Baptist.


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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-15-2019, 02:08 PM

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Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.
That is terrifying indeed.


That is why I don't engage with people labeled "unsaved trash" or "forum member". Or people talking about themselves.


I only engage in serious Bible talks, and I read everything that warns me about Satan's work.


Posts starting with "I was the other day..." or similar, I don't care at all.


I remember a member talking about a pig farm all day. Who cares? And another, talking about her "pa". My pa this, my pa that. Boring.


I hope Mr Benson here is different.


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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-15-2019, 03:10 PM

Greetings!

I have noticed that some of the Sistren have become suspicious of Mr. Benson Miller and they seem to believe he is a homosexual who has come with provocations. I myself lack the necessary overstanding of white people to make such a determination but I think it would be useful to point out that in my home country which is Jamaica we like to catch homosexuals and set them on fire. They make a nice cheery blaze because they tend to be obese from eating too much.

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Default Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! - 10-17-2019, 11:30 AM

Prosperity theology, you say?

I say rubbish!


God is not a multilevel marketing program, and I do not serve Him out of a desire to get rich.


Indeed, God's reward for serving Him might be unspeakable privation and horror. Why, look at what Job endured.


Do you think the Lord would have been well pleased with Job if the man had gone around greedily rubbing his hands and demanding financial blessing the way you prosperity gospel preachers do?


Are you sure you're not Jewish, boy?


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