[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Ladies -

I received a link in my email to a story in a women's magazine. I don't normally read such magazines, but I couldn't turn down this title:

Setting Your Gay Daughter Straight

So you never had the time to socialize your daughter with boys and your husband took her on a few too many hunting trips. You saw her mature into a young woman, throw out all her pink clothes behind your back, dump her middle school boyfriends week after week, and try out for the girl’s basketball team. It may tear you up to think about it, but it isn’t too late to bring her back, or at least, stop her from going butch.

There are a number of effective strategies for setting your gay daughter straight that have been developed over the years. We here at the Ladies’ Monthly bring you the three most effective that we have encountered.

1. Moral Pressure

Remind your daughter of the moral atrocity she is committing, as well as the ramifications of her decisions to her God. Explain how gay sex cannot produce children, and how gay marriage still remains illegal. If she is not far gone, simply mentioning her family commitments may be enough to snap her out of it.

2. Doll Her Up

In middle stages it can be more work to influence your daughter’s lifestyle choices. Shower her with gifts like makeup and new girls’ clothes to replace her baggy blue jeans and hockey jerseys. Redecorate her room and transform it into an inviting boudoir for any potential male suitors, but keep it girly to deter any homosexual use. Buy her movies like Snow White, The Princess Bride, and Cinderella, along with music by artists like Dolly Parton, Neil Young, and Britney Spears. Avoid new artists like Lady Gaga or you may have a prissy glamor lesbian on your hands before you can say “Alejandro.”

3. The Bait and Switch

Our last, but most effective strategy. The Bait and Switch should be your last resort. However, it is a very powerful tool, and you are not likely to be disappointed. Wait until an important event, like Homecoming or Prom. Knowing your daughter, she won’t have a date, so it’s your job to set her up with a nice boy. Since at this late stage she will surely refuse, you’ll need to outwit her. Set her up with an attractive young lady. She’ll see your actions as a motion of respect and acceptance of who she is, and she will most surely agree. What she won’t know is that her elegant suitor is actually a transvestite. He will use his skills to seduce her as a woman, maybe even making her fall in love. After the dresses come off, she’ll be given the surprise of a lifetime, a night she will not soon forget.

Many Godless and hate-filled people have been leaving vile comments on this site. It saddens me to see how heathen our nation has become!

There appear to be other wonderful stories, such as "Rape can be SO embarassing" and "The Seven Deadly Sins of Atheists".

I highly recommend having a look at this magazine.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

That 'nan' woman with a lezbean daughter needs to read this, though it's a little late for her now. Perhaps one of the sisters will be able to pass it on to her.

[BelieverInGod]

As good as that magazine looks, I don't really care for the name

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

As good as that magazine looks, I don't really care for the name

I don't understand. It's a magazine, it is issued monthly. For ladies.

[James Dewitt]

Rev, I am disgusted! WHY did you not warn us? I opened the link and what did I see? Two lesbos swapping spit! My eyes my eyes, thats twice in one month some one posted Homer porn. The first person was banned!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

One must wade through filth and vileness to save souls Brother Dewitt, think of the relief from embarrassment that not having a lezbean in the house might bring.

I delved deeper into the magazine and came across this, "Cocked and Loaded Firearm Tips for the Discerning Female Gun Owner"another excellent piece.

I have signed Mrs Bathfire up to a year's subscription. Thank you very much Rev Rodimer.

[Lisa H]

I have read this article and find problems with it.

Using Britney Spears as role model. She is a slutty tart who flashes her ladybits at any opportunity, and has had many lesbian relationships.

Having a transvestite seduce the daughter. Paying a cross dressing homer to have sex with you daughter.


1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


I read some of the other feature articles and was not very impressed.

Encouraging bestiality.
Zoophilia: Not as Embarrassing as You Think

Encouraging exposing your body at airports TSA for sex
Ladies Nationwide Capitalizing on New TSA Patdown Procedures

Fornicating with relatives;
Flowers in the Attic: Your Guide to Flirting at Family Reunions

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

One must wade through filth and vileness to save souls Brother Dewitt, think of the relief from embarrassment that not having a lezbean in the house might bring.

I delved deeper into the magazine and came across this, "Cocked and Loaded Firearm Tips for the Discerning Female Gun Owner"another excellent piece.

I have signed Mrs Bathfire up to a year's subscription. Thank you very much Rev Rodimer.

Brother Bathfire, I guess I should not jump to a conclusion based solely on a picture of two females kissing. But it still freaks me out to see it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Brother Bathfire, I guess I should not jump to a conclusion based solely on a picture of two females kissing. But it still freaks me out to see it.

I should have provided a warning. It's a secular magazine trying to promote Godly ideals; you know what they have to do to draw people in!