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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:03 PM

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Lesbians are going to hell.
And so I warn you sinners of your depraved lifestyles.
I'm only trying to save you from hell here, don't be so hostile.

Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart:
Thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
Leviticus 19:17


For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:26

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death,
Not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Like I said. They can believe what they want. If they don't want to hear your bull shit, then leave them alone. Christians always talk shit about gays, when they're the ones worshipping a stupid book.
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:04 PM

You can't be Kestrel, so you must be Icky's older sister who was booted out of school.


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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:12 PM

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The only things that you have for defense are (i) your own say-so as to what you think happened millennia before you were born and (ii) gratuitous insults. If what you say is so true, why do you keep ignoring requests for evidence?

As has repeatedly been pointed out to you, you can't even quote the Bible correctly, and yet you claim to have the definitive answer on whether it's real. That's rich, even coming from you.
Actually, I couldn't stand reading the bible because it's an insulting, ridiculous, sexist piece of literature. I suppose you've never been to public school. Because they teach you all about evolution (which has been proven real). So look it up. I couldn't possibly teach you how the Earth truelly came to be, because you don't listen. Maybe if you stopped and thought once in awhile you would realize that what your 'reciting' is mormonic. Instead you blindly follow some stupid hoax that's passed down for generations. I'm just asking that you be a little more open-minded. I tried to be Christian. I actually listened. I just think it's naive.
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:17 PM

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Actually, I couldn't stand reading the bible because it's an insulting, ridiculous, sexist piece of literature. I suppose you've never been to public school. Because they teach you all about evolution (which has been proven real). So look it up. I couldn't possibly teach you how the Earth truelly came to be, because you don't listen. Maybe if you stopped and thought once in awhile you would realize that what your 'reciting' is mormonic. Instead you blindly follow some stupid hoax that's passed down for generations. I'm just asking that you be a little more open-minded. I tried to be Christian. I actually listened. I just think it's naive.
You keep telling us we are naive because we believe in God.
And because we follow the Bible, which is wisdom several thousands years old.

How is that naive, you think we should rather listen to who.. You?
Some college girl probably not even 18years old yet?

You're the naive one, harlot.
You don't know ANYTHING yet (and probably never will), but you believe you can teach us?
Please, stay inside that shortbus before you hurt yourself.


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Like I said. They can believe what they want. If they don't want to hear your bull shit, then leave them alone. Christians always talk shit about gays, when they're the ones worshipping a stupid book.
We're not worshipping a book, we worship God allmighty.


And I cannot leave them alone, I care too much about their souls to "leave them alone".
Would you walk away if you saw people heading towards eternal torture?
What kind of inconsiderate monster are you?


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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:26 PM

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You keep telling us we are naive because we believe in God.
And because we follow the Bible, which is wisdom several thousands years old.

How is that naive, you think we should rather listen to who.. You?
Some college girl probably not even 18years old yet?

You're the naive one, harlot.
You don't know ANYTHING yet (and probably never will), but you believe you can teach us?
Please, stay inside that shortbus before you hurt yourself.




We're not worshipping a book, we worship God allmighty.


And I cannot leave them alone, I care too much about their souls to "leave them alone".
Would you walk away if you saw people heading towards eternal torture?
What kind of inconsiderate monster are you?
God almighty never existed. His word is real. It was written by humans, not god. All you see is god, god, and more god. Take a look around. This isn't god's creation. He never existed. He was made up, just like the greek gods and goddesses before him. So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:30 PM

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So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
Because it explains everything we see in the world and gives us permission to kill unbelievers like you. But we won't, because the ragheads will do it for us.


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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:32 PM

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God almighty never existed. His word is real. It was written by humans, not god. All you see is god, god, and more god. Take a look around. This isn't god's creation. He never existed. He was made up, just like the greek gods and goddesses before him. So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
Hahahaha..
Like I said, you think anyone sensible would believe what you say over what God says?

Smarter people than you (which there are alot of) believe in God allmighty.
Even Einstein did. (although in the wrong way, so he's burning in hell now.)

Are you claiming to be smarter than him?


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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 09:59 PM

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God almighty never existed. His word is real. It was written by humans, not god. All you see is god, god, and more god. Take a look around. This isn't god's creation. He never existed. He was made up, just like the greek gods and goddesses before him. So what actually makes you think the bible is real? Other that it says so in the bible...
As has already been pointed out to you, not that you ever listen, even one of your high priests of atheism has admitted that you can't disprove God. Yet you come here and tell us with an air of certainty that He never existed.

Thank you so much for proving my point about you.

P.S. When you wake up in hell, you'll wish that you had never existed.


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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 10:49 PM

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Actually, I couldn't stand reading the bible because it's an insulting, ridiculous, sexist piece of literature.
Well, so far, so good....

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I suppose you've never been to public school. Because they teach you all about evolution (which has been proven real). So look it up.
I advise caution here. Public schools, besides being woefully underfunded, have a curriculum that is basically designed to turn students into cogs in the machinery of the corporate plutocracy. Also, once you've taken some classes in postmodern theory, you'll know that what this society calls "science" pretty much serves the same end.
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Well, so far, so good....

I advise caution here. Public schools, besides being woefully underfunded, have a curriculum that is basically designed to turn students into cogs in the machinery of the corporate plutocracy. Also, once you've taken some classes in postmodern theory, you'll know that what this society calls "science" pretty much serves the same end.
Now what have we got here? Are you a communist or something? You sound like one, with your talk of "corporate plutocracy".

I have news for you sir; corporations are the saving grace of the American (and hence the world) economy, hand-in-hand with Jesus. I thank God every day for corporations! Glory! Corporations have written most of the current laws we have on the books in God's chosen country.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

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As has already been pointed out to you, not that you ever listen, even one of your high priests of atheism has admitted that you can't disprove God. Yet you come here and tell us with an air of certainty that He never existed.

Thank you so much for proving my point about you.

P.S. When you wake up in hell, you'll wish that you had never existed.
Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.

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Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
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Friend,

If you do not turn to Jesus before he returns you will be in Satan's army when the time comes to fight the last battle. If you're idea of fighting God is running screaming from Jesus before He cuts your head off with His terrible swift sword you are welcome to it.
Are you the one who edited my post? Ahh...whatever. The point is. If Satan wins. You'll be in Hell with me. And if so many people are evil, nasty, un-christian...then Satan must have a huge army...See you in Hell.
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Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
What a macho, militaristic, chest-thumping thing to say.
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 11:31 PM

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Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
So then why are you here? We are True Christians™, and as such, have harmed no one. Why is it that you insist on persecuting us? If you want to be tortured for eternity in a lake of fire, then off with you. We have tried our best to offer you Christ's message of Salvation. You have rejected it, so we are done with you, harlot, as the Holy Bible commands.

Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 11:32 PM

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Hahaha! But you can't prove that he ever DID exist. Other than that do-do in the bible. I'd rather see Hell than worship 'god'. He's a terrible leader. And if he does exist, then I'll be a follower in Satan's army, to see that god is destroyed.
Just so you know, life isn't one of those video games that you kids* play, and neither is the afterlife.

*Some kids, anyway. I never gave any to my son, and I've told him not to let my grandson have any.


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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 11:33 PM

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What a macho, militaristic, chest-thumping thing to say.
Sorry, I just can't stand these sexist people. Have you read some of these?? They openly admit to beating their wives! And they call me evil...

Who the Hell are you anyway?
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-09-2006, 11:39 PM

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So then why are you here? We are True Christians™, and as such, have harmed no one. Why is it that you insist on persecuting us? If you want to be tortured for eternity in a lake of fire, then off with you. We have tried our best to offer you Christ's message of Salvation. You have rejected it, so we are done with you, harlot, as the Holy Bible commands.

Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
For one: Don't question my motives. I have my reasons to hate God.
Secondly: I want to convince you that being a sexist pig is wrong. You're brainwashing people with contradictory statements and false prophecies. Why don't tell them about the other Christian religions that DON'T promote child and wife beating? And you're the ones who constantly bad-mouth anyone who isn't your religion. So I came here to question it. And you get so offended and threatened by it you talk crap about my every post with your bad grammar and spelling. So if you would stop harassing gays, Jews, Catholics, and so-on about their 'false religions' then maybe there wouldn't be so many people bad-mouthing you.
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-10-2006, 12:03 AM

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Just so you know, life isn't one of those video games that you kids* play, and neither is the afterlife.

*Some kids, anyway. I never gave any to my son, and I've told him not to let my grandson have any.
I don't play video games. You're the ones living in this fantasy-world crap about 'god'.
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Default Re: Atheism for kids - 11-10-2006, 01:14 AM

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For one: Don't question my motives. I have my reasons to hate God.
awwww...did God hurt your feelings little missy wissy bippy-boo? Hmmm?

Have you now become like some whining darkie complaining his centuries old ancestors were slaves and that's why they're allowed to sleep on their porch and steal white people's pies? Is that it? Have you become a victim?

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