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Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 07:06 AM
Strongly inspired by BibleThumpinBlondes wonderful thread ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!I found myself wondering how many famous and well known people have actually earned their ticket to Heaven by now.
It's very hard to find any "stars" who have lived a perfect Christian life, but I guess some gets close enough.
I am very curious to hear your opinion on this subject, so I hope that you will ad your favorite Heaven Bound "Star" in this thread.
Personal I believe that Governor Sarah Palin will find a place next to Jesus when she leave this world. Remember, she is the one who made this very true and poetic statement:
"The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too."
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 07:27 AM
John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)
Those two are off the top of my head.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 07:32 AM
From what I've been reading on here, there may not be very many "famous" people in Heaven, but I am fairly new to this wonderful site, so I may not be the most knowledgable when it comes to certain topics.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 09:00 AM
Mr.Kirk Cameron not be in heavens yet but he be heavens on earth, an he gonna go to heavens when he die cuz of his services to creationisms
here be a pickture of him whens he were a young scientists, but before he began studyings them bananas an stuff
an here be a pickture of him learnin folk all abouts the crocoduck, an how the crocoduck prove that evolutions not be true, yay!
when i get to heavens an be a angels, i gonna ask lord Jesus to autograff one wings, an Mr.Kirk to autograff the other wings
that Mr.Kirk ---> <---that me
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 09:53 AM
I care not who I meet in Heaven.
For all who are there are Stars in the eyes of the Lord.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:49 AM
i hope Randy Blythe is there that would be awesome
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
09-25-2023, 08:47 PM
Definitely Ennio Morricone. He was an Heavenly composer and I'm pretty sure he is being appreciated right where he is now!
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
01-08-2024, 05:36 PM
I have no doubt that we shall see the talented stars in the following video clip in Heaven — and what a tremendous blessing that will be! Oh, I realize that the singer is missing a few words here and there, but his heart is in the right place, and the pianist is top-notch. Just imagine the delight for all when she plays for 's choir beyond the pearly gates!
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)
Those two are off the top of my head.
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Boy, you have that right about Nancy! Her dabbling in witchcraft and trying to destroy her Godly husbands Holy work is going to get her burned, and burned bad, in the fiery bowels of HELL! Joan Quigley nearly succeeded in putting Satan right there in the Oval Office with Ron Reagan!
Did you know there was an evil Catholic senorita that kept John Wayne from enlisting in the military in World War 2? Seems like Satan sends these slatterns and trollops and Wiccans to subvert the good works of many Godly men.
We must remain vigilant.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 05:51 PM
How about this young American Patriot®? I know Bill O'Reilly isn't perfect, among other things he had the nerve to criticise Westboro Baptist Church in one of his programs. But I believe the sum of his work would add up to a place in heaven.
You've been more than fair to the funny-bunny lefties!!!
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:41 PM
Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
Also, she is quite beautiful.
Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 08:49 PM
Victoria Jackson is a shoe in along with Michelle Bachman, Sharon Angle, and of course Sister Sarah.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
12-09-2010, 10:00 PM
Need I say more?
If heaven needed a president and vice president it would be Jerry and John.
Bombing Gooks and bringing souls to Jesus.
Jesus loves Dick
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
04-05-2015, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Christina
Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
Also, she is quite beautiful.
Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.
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Yes and her soul is so beautiful too .
JHL
In the name of our Lord.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:41 PM
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.
Praise Christ!
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.
Praise Christ!
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First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!
I am also loooking forward to meeting Kirk Cameron. He has been my idol since I was a boy. What I admire most about him is his intelligence.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
11-02-2015, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.
Praise Christ!
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Some of us have been meeting up with Mr Hovind in a rented conference room in the sky. It's a place supplied by the Baby Jesus for everyone who, like Kent and myself, already have a personal relationship with Our Lord. We are discussing the Rapture. It was meant to be last week because the bastard dry cleaners managed to misplace my Rapture gown and have only just now located it. I am picking it up tomorrow, so the modified date for the Rapture begins next Thursday. I hope you people are right with your creator.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
05-05-2018, 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.
Praise Christ!
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Amen, God bless Kent Hovind!
About universalism, it's not true. Otherwise John 3:36 was not part of the King James Bible. He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
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07-21-2020, 12:39 PM
I can't think of anything to say.
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