Ken Ham, famous for
putting Bill Nye in his scientific place, and building the world's most inspiring walk-through diorama,
accuses the Godless hoards of jinxing his museum. Well, not jinxing really, but more like inspiring Satan to work his magic to keep people away when otherwise the museum should expect more visitors than a crack-whore's bearded va-jay-jay.
Quote:
Recently, a number of articles in the mainstream media, on blogs, and on well-known secularist group websites have attempted to spread propaganda to brainwash the public into thinking our Ark Encounter attraction is a dismal failure. Sadly, they are influencing business investors and others in such a negative way that they may prevent Grant County, Kentucky, from achieving the economic recovery that its officials and residents have been seeking.
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Christianity Today, clearly not atheist but likely run by hell-bound sinners anyway, also jumped on Satan's Bandwagon, claiming it was
a waste of a $100 million.
Why? Because economically it hasn't panned out to Ham's Spirit-led economic projections. Clearly this is the work of Satan who has brainwashed people to not come because more Christians aren't voicing their praise enough.
Also, who doesn't love the story of Noah and his family escaping the monstrous wrath of an angry and irascible god who killed nearly every living thing on the planet? What more could you want from a hero than to defy all odds and beat death on a global scale? Parents count on this historical event to remind their children the importance of obedience unto the Lord thy God.
Besides, who doesn't love a story about cute animals doing cute things all together?