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View Poll Results: Why are Juggalos all retarded?
Clown makeup rots the brain. 7 8.86%
Juggalosers consume large volumes of lead paint from trailer interiors. 17 21.52%
Excessive huffing of jenkem has destroyed any sense they may have had. 8 10.13%
Headbanging at Slipknot concerts. 2 2.53%
Smoking all that reefer. 9 11.39%
It's their stupid parents' fault. 5 6.33%
More than one of the above, or other (please explain). 31 39.24%
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-27-2010, 02:42 PM

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I am a Juggalo because I choose to be one.
Why do you choose to hate Jesus?


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-27-2010, 07:43 PM

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I don't hate Jesus. Why do you assume things about others?
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-27-2010, 07:55 PM

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Thank you Brother Portway for reminding me what I was trying to argue with. I am casting pearls before swine.
Comparing Juggalos to swine is an insult to pigs.




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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-27-2010, 08:01 PM

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Thank you Brother Portway for reminding me what I was trying to argue with. I am casting pearls before swine.

Even most Heathen parents do not attach themselves to their kids groups. I guess some people can't handle growing up, can't handle grown up relationships. Yes of course everything that is wrong in your life is your ex-husbands fault. So go hang out with your children and pretend to be 'one of the gang' so you can seduce the young boys. Of course that will be your ex-husbands fault as well.
For your information Juggalos have been aroud for almost 20 years I was a Juggalo before my kids were. Nothing is wrong with my life since I got rid of him. Seduce young boys, wow you really are reaching. the name is Juggalo Mama I am the Mother of my group of Juggalos and Juggalette.

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If that's what you want to call it. Or do you think he should do all the shopping and deal with school fees and bills etc. on top of working all day.
No I think earning and spending are a shared resposibility. Does he allow you to spend any of it on yourself?

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So nice that you know what's going through our heads better than we do.
You assume to know whats going on in mine. I have been and known abused women they don;t always admit it happens or admit to being fearful.

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You imagine things. First of all the miscarriage thread was started by Pastor Zeke. Oh why bother, your right. We busted our way into your life just to make you miserable. If we're so nasty and intolerable, why do you hang around?
I haven't even been to the miscarriage thred I am talking about my questions thread.

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So you're okay with women hitting men? Oh right, I'm talking to the most abused woman on earth.
Did I say that? No! I said if she hits him first she deserves to be smacked back. I'm not okay with a woman hitting aman or a man hitting a woman.

No, the most abused women didn't get out and ended up dead.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-27-2010, 08:14 PM

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Comparing Juggalos to swine is an insult to pigs.
I am soooo hurt by that statement.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-27-2010, 10:35 PM

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I have been and known abused women they don;t always admit it happens or admit to being fearful.
If they don't admit it happened, then how do you know it did happen?

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No, the most abused women didn't get out and ended up dead.
That is murder. I think it is something we can all agree on to be bad.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 12:11 AM

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the name is Juggalo Mama I am the Mother of my group of Juggalos and Juggalette.
What, can't make any friends your own age? Or do you just like the young boys.

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You assume to know whats going on in mine. I have been and known abused women they don;t always admit it happens or admit to being fearful.
Just going by what your saying.



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Did I say that? No! I said if she hits him first she deserves to be smacked back. I'm not okay with a woman hitting aman or a man hitting a woman.
So fist fights are okay, no matter who starts it. Gee your household must be fun.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 12:12 AM

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If they don't admit it happened, then how do you know it did happen?
Because God told her. Remember she has a direct line to him and that's why she doesn't need the bible.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 12:35 AM

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Because God told her. Remember she has a direct line to him and that's why she doesn't need the bible.
That seems higly unlikely to me.


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What, can't make any friends your own age? Or do you just like the young boys.
Have plenty of friends my own age they are not my friends they are my children. I am the one the kids can come to if they want. And plenty of my friens my age are Juggalos too. We were the Original old school Juggalos. Our kids follow in our steps. Most of us are part of the KISS Army also. OH did I just give you more fuel for which to condemn me with.

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Just going by what your saying.
No just going by what you read into what I said I never stated I like young boys. Matter of fact I like older men. at the least 5 years older.



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So fist fights are okay, no matter who starts it. Gee your household must be fun.
No, I said it is the only time she should be hit. I never condoned anyone Hitting one another of course you ignored that part.




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Wow when did I say that. I know they were beat cause I saw the signs. The bruises and the broken bones. I was one so I know what an abused person who hides it lookslike.


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Is there some reason why you're still here? Why don't you go clean your filthy house!


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Is there some reason why you're still here? Why don't you go clean your filthy house!
Really I already got this in your private message. Did you post it here so everyone can see what a zinger you came up with.

I do leave I just come back to see what "original" insults you come up with.

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Really I already got this in your private message. Did you post it here so everyone can see what a zinger you came up with.
Oh don't be silly. Pastor Ezekiel has told you to clean your house twice as your house would be twice as dirty as a normal house.

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 01:17 AM

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Oh don't be silly. Pastor Ezekiel has told you to clean your house twice as your house would be twice as dirty as a normal house.
And you ASSUME this why? Have you seen my house? No you haven't so don't assume to know how clean it is or isn't.

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 01:18 AM

I still cannot believe this juggaloser is still here. "It" represents all that is wrong with America. The only solace I get is knowing these people will always be down trodden and merely living will always be a desperate, often failing struggle.
The constant spitting in the face of Jesus and God offends me to such levels at times I am speechless. The blasphemies, devil speak and disrespect for the American Way of Life® saddens my heart. It explains why Ohio is such a pitiful state.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 01:23 AM

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And you ASSUME this why? Have you seen my house? No you haven't so don't assume to know how clean it is or isn't.
Actually we have. The background in your photos shows the pigsty you live in.

In any event, this is a Christian forum. Unless you are interested in accepting Jesus as your personal Savior and to stop this ridiculous clown worship, then we'd like you to leave. Shoo demon.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 01:33 AM

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I still cannot believe this juggaloser is still here. "It" represents all that is wrong with America. The only solace I get is knowing these people will always be down trodden and merely living will always be a desperate, often failing struggle.
The constant spitting in the face of Jesus and God offends me to such levels at times I am speechless. The blasphemies, devil speak and disrespect for the American Way of Life® saddens my heart. It explains why Ohio is such a pitiful state.
I am not down trodden. I have not spit in Jesus' or Gods faces. Devil speak? And I have never disrespected America



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Actually we have. The background in your photos shows the pigsty you live in.
I see you did not read my post in response to yours about that pic. That is not my house The toys are my nephews and all you saw were 2 stuffed animals on the back of the couch and a toy kitchen next to the chair you saw no pigsty you assume you have. We happen to believe our children should have a place to play.


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 02:14 AM

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We were the Original old school Juggalos.
That's something to be proud of?


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 02-28-2010, 02:48 AM

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That's something to be proud of?
Yes it is


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Default Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? - 03-02-2010, 05:35 AM

well saying you hate juggalos and 'letts is like saying you hate islam (muslims). its just creating segrigation in america. i love my country to much to hate anyone who lives here and makes this place a more open society. diversity is whatdefines us as a "free nation" and it is so cool!!! this song explains a lot aspecs to the beliefs presented by the music icp produces:
"Walk Into The Light"

[Retarded Satan-worshipping Clown lyrics deleted. Nothing of value was lost.]


i can honestly say i dont think Jesus died for our sins or was the son of God. i do think God will forgive as he pleases and looking bac i have no regrets or remorsebecause i forgave myself and i will take whatever god desides to throw at me. (oh, but i do belve jesus to be one of the prophets. secondto last for that matter)

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