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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
12-21-2010, 01:49 AM
Only heathens listen to trash like ICP. God hates Juggalos
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-24-2011, 07:11 PM
Oh dear. Another one.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-24-2011, 11:02 PM
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-25-2011, 12:04 AM
Do you think they are rejects from the special olympics?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-25-2011, 06:42 PM
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Really?
How long have you been studying the martial arts?
And why is it that you show no evidence of self-control whatsoever, which is the first and most important thing learned in the martial arts?
Could it be because, by "ninjette", you mean "dimwitted little whore who spreads her legs for any male wearing clown makeup"?
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03-25-2011, 07:09 PM
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by "ninjette", you mean "dimwitted little whore who spreads her legs for any male wearing clown makeup"?
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Think correct term for that is whorette
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-28-2011, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Really?
How long have you been studying the martial arts?
And why is it that you show no evidence of self-control whatsoever, which is the first and most important thing learned in the martial arts?
Could it be because, by "ninjette", you mean "dimwitted little whore who spreads her legs for any male wearing clown makeup"?
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no i dont spread my legs for anyone wearing clown make up to let u kno i still have my v-card and its going to stay with me until i find the one that loves me for me and nothing more. and when i say ninjette i mean im ready for what god throws at me beacuse HE LOVES ME JUDT THE WAY I AM
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-28-2011, 06:35 PM
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HE LOVES ME JUDT THE WAY I AM
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Where does it say that in the Bible?
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
03-28-2011, 06:42 PM
Has anyone on this site met all of the Juggalos in the world?
Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."
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03-28-2011, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by RagingLiberal
Has anyone on this site met all of the Juggalos in the world?
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No, else the question would have been phrased, "Why are all Juggalos Retardeds?".
The placing of the "all" in this question infers that the OP is asking why all of the Juggalos/Juggalettes (and the even more laughable "Ninjettes") that have visited Landover have been retardeds. I even detect a note of hope that there may be, somewhere, a make-up wearing fan of ICP with an IQ larger than their American shoe size. Unfortunately, my experience has led me to conclude otherwise.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-29-2011, 09:47 PM
I'm like how most people on this forum are God believers, and are hating on a clothing scene that brought a lot of people together. Who knows what they're doing, yeah, they wear make-up and act cool, but what if someone had a problem, like a close friend passed away and all of their Juggalo friends helped him/her through it. Isn't that good in God's eyes?
Helping someone for the greater good. I mean, they don't have to, but they did anyway. And you can't say they don't help each other out, because I'm pretty sure they do.
So, why are you calling another human being and unkind words? (Doesn't seem very "Nice" in my eyes, and since I was born in the image of God, that makes me equal to him, so what I deem wrong and right is what is) Do you think your perhaps better then them? They do the same things you people do. They have a little cult that people get together and believe in what they believe in.
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10-29-2011, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SceneOfInfinity
I'm like how most people on this forum are God believers, and are hating on a clothing scene that brought a lot of people together. Who knows what they're doing, yeah, they wear make-up and act cool, but what if someone had a problem, like a close friend passed away and all of their Juggalo friends helped him/her through it. Isn't that good in God's eyes?
Helping someone for the greater good. I mean, they don't have to, but they did anyway. And you can't say they don't help each other out, because I'm pretty sure they do.
So, why are you calling another human being and unkind words? (Doesn't seem very "Nice" in my eyes, and since I was born in the image of God, that makes me equal to him, so what I deem wrong and right is what is) Do you think your perhaps better then them? They do the same things you people do. They have a little cult that people get together and believe in what they believe in.
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If you were a Christian, you would know that Jesus used similar language. Here's some of the names He called people in the Holy Bible.
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"DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
"SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
"VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
"HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
"CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
"PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
"REPROBATE" 2Cor 13:5-7 "...except ye be reprobates" (see also Rom 1:28, 2Tim. 3:8, Tit. 1:16)
"HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
"FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.
"STIFFNECKED AND UNCIRCUMCISED" Acts7:53 "...stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart"
"LIARS, EVIL BEASTS, SLOW BELLIES" Titus 1:12 (see also 2Peter 2:12, Jude 10)
"ADULTERERS AND ADULTERESSES" Hebrews 13:4 "...whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" James 4:4 "Ye adulterers and adulteresses..." (see also Rom 7:3, Mat. 12:39, 16:4, Mark 8:38)
"WHITED WALL" Acts 23:3 Paul to the high priest
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False Christian hippie churches are twisting and distorting the Holy Bible. Better read THIS thread for new posters.
And please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-29-2011, 10:00 PM
Ouch. Some pretty mean words he said. It really ticks me off to see Jesus saying those harmful, hurtful words.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-30-2011, 12:23 AM
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Ouch. Some pretty mean words he said. It really ticks me off to see Jesus saying those harmful, hurtful words.
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Why would you care since you're an atheist and don't believe in Jesus, anyway?
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-30-2011, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by RagingLiberal
Has anyone on this site met all of the Juggalos in the world?
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It is not necessary to meet any juggalo. Just look at their lyrics:
"[obscenity deleted] The World"
[Violent J]
[obscenity deleted]. [obscenity deleted] this [obscenity deleted].
[obscenity deleted] givin it to me.
[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya [obscenity deleted] the world! ([obscenity deleted] the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
[obscenity deleted] em all! ([obscenity deleted] em all!)
[Violent J]
[obscenity deleted] you, [obscenity deleted] me, [obscenity deleted] us
[obscenity deleted] Tom, [obscenity deleted] Mary, [obscenity deleted] Gus
[obscenity deleted] Darius
[obscenity deleted] the west coast, and [obscenity deleted] everybody on the east
Eat [obscenity deleted] and die, or [obscenity deleted] off at least
[obscenity deleted] pre-schoolers, [obscenity deleted] rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
[obscenity deleted] wine coolers
[obscenity deleted] chickens, [obscenity deleted] ducks
Everybody in your crew [obscenity deleted], punk mother [obscenity deleted]
[obscenity deleted] critics, [obscenity deleted] your review
Even if you like me, [obscenity deleted] you
[obscenity deleted] your mom, [obscenity deleted] your mom's momma
[obscenity deleted] the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
[obscenity deleted] the rain forest, [obscenity deleted] a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
[obscenity deleted] a shoe pump, [obscenity deleted] the real deal and [obscenity deleted] all the fakes
[obscenity deleted] all fifty two states! Oooo, and [obscenity deleted] you
[Chorus X 2]
[Violent J]
[obscenity deleted] Oprah, [obscenity deleted] opera, [obscenity deleted] a soap opera
[obscenity deleted] a pop locker and a [obscenity deleted] blocker
[obscenity deleted] your girlfriend, I probably did her already
[obscenity deleted] Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, [obscenity deleted] him, what are you gonna do?
([obscenity deleted] that bitch, [obscenity deleted] you!) Yeah well [obscenity deleted] you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say [obscenity deleted] ninety three times
[obscenity deleted] the president, [obscenity deleted] your welfare
[obscenity deleted] your government and [obscenity deleted] Fred Bear
[obscenity deleted] Nugent, like anybody gives a [obscenity deleted]
You like to hunt a lot, so [obscenity deleted] what?!
[obscenity deleted] disco, Count of Monte Crisco
[obscenity deleted] Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And [obscenity deleted] everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like [obscenity deleted] you, AHHHHH!!!!
[Chorus X 2]
[Violent J]
[obscenity deleted] Celine Dion and [obscenity deleted] Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, [obscenity deleted] my [obscenity deleted]
[obscenity deleted] the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And [obscenity deleted] Lyle Lovett, whoever the [obscenity deleted] that is
[obscenity deleted] everybody in the hemisphere
[obscenity deleted] them across the world, and [obscenity deleted] them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? [obscenity deleted] HIM!
[obscenity deleted] your idea, [obscenity deleted] your gonnoreha
[obscenity deleted] your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
[obscenity deleted] your wife, your homie did, he's [obscenity deleted] you
[obscenity deleted] the police and the 5-0 too
[obscenity deleted] Spin, Rolling Stone, and [obscenity deleted] Vibe
[obscenity deleted] everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, [obscenity deleted] his mother
[obscenity deleted] your little brother's homie from around the way
And [obscenity deleted] Violent J!
Now compare that with what God says, the God you say you worship "in a different way"
PHILIPPIANS 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoeuer things are true, whatsoeuer things are honest, whatsoeuer things are iust, whatsoeuer things are pure, whatsoeuer things are louely, whatsoeuer things are of good report: if there bee any vertue, and if there bee any praise, thinke on these things:
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I will not ask you if you can "spot the difference" because I know you'll be unable to do that, but the lyrics will help others to understand what sort of depraved and boiling scum these filthy wretches really are.
That is how we know that you all worship SATAN and that you'd so love to deceive us (which you can't) even as you have deceived yourself. You could just be lying though.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-31-2011, 01:27 AM
Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye. Matthew 7:1-5
Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven; give, and it will be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you. Luke 6: 37-38
Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things. We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things. Do you suppose, O man—you who judge those who practice such things and yet do them yourself—that you will escape the judgment of God? Romans 2:1-3
As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind. Romans 14: 1-13
You idiotic hypocrites are what gives christians a bad name! Never ever judge the whole by a small percentage, and maybe do a little more reading before passing judgement. Even your GOD tells you not to pass judgement. All this horrible music is a way to express ourselves! We do not do these things that we sing about, we would like to but killing is wrong as is bigotry(and what you are doing here is bigotry!).And we are so not a religion! This church needs to learn the real meaning of being a christian and get their heads out of each others arses. To the person that said Juggalos shouldn't get married NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE RAISING KIDS, your closed minds is what is wrong with the world. If you say we are going to hell every single one of you idiots is going with us! Not all of us are bad people I am a member of society and help out those in more need than me even though I am broke and barely feed my family. So seriously FOOK OOF and learn tolerance. Remember we are Americans and have freedom of religion and many different beliefs and cultures here
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-31-2011, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 14 y.o. juggalette mommy
*blah, blah*
I am broke and barely feed my family.
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What a surprise.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-31-2011, 01:45 AM
What a surprise?! really??
wow what a good christian.
I work/my husband works we do our best!
we live in a state with the one of the highest costs of living,and a very low chance of finding a good job. You come out here and try to find a job and pay rent and bills and food and see what you are feeling then. Seriously stop judging and stop being so full of hate and bigotry.
2 Samuel 12:11
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.
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Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds? -
10-31-2011, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 14 y.o. juggalette mommy
What a surprise?! really??
wow what a good christian.
I work/my husband works we do our best!
we live in a state with the one of the highest costs of living,and a very low chance of finding a good job. You come out here and try to find a job and pay rent and bills and food and see what you are feeling then. Seriously stop judging and stop being so full of hate and bigotry.
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I do not feel hate. I feel pity. Not for you, but for your children for whom you and your pretend-man of a husband cannot provide. A real man provides for his family as my husband does for our 12 children. And a real woman cares for her man and her children before herself, no matter the cost to herself. You, however, play the helpless victim and blame society and the economy for your inability to get off the couch and take care of your family. You make me physically ill.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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