[Witch Hammer]

This group of false-Christians is wrongly perceived by secularists to be honest, noble, hardworking and devoted. WRONG!

True Christians know better. The Amish are a bunch of outlandish pigs descended from feral dutch aborigines. Here are some reasons why they merit eternal hellfire:

1. Their women are all sluts!

2. The men all have weak chins (a sure sign of homerism and general lack of character), which they try to hide with Charles Darwinesque beards. Here is an Amish in its natural state of disgrace:

3. They are known zoophiles. Photo leaked from an Amish sex dungeon:

4. They don't use electricity. Reading the Bible by candlelight leads to misinterpretation of the word, which in turn leads to cornholery and other Godless vices.
5. Etc.

Rated 11/10 on the evil scale.