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Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-05-2012, 07:57 PM
Brothers & Sisters,
As you well know, we are in the midst of America's most important Presidential election. We are surrounded by dirty politicians who lie, cheat and steal to get into office.
Now, for legal & tax reasons Landover cannot force anyone to vote for a particular candidate, nor specifically endorse any specific candidate. If you even take a minute to glance around our site you will notice that we are perfectly bipartisan: we talk about candidates from all walks of life, from many different political parties. We are inclusive here, and ultimately we leave the decision of voting up to the individual, the way God intended it when He helped to author the Constitution in 1776. We trust that the truly Saved® will have the sense to know which person is the right one for office, the one that God has selected to lead our country into it's next golden era (hint: it's the one from America).
I have created this thread to list out the facts that we learn about Obama that the main-stream media doesn't report. I am talking about the ones that the American people want and need to know, ones that may seem scary, but that need to be exposed nonetheless.
For instance: I was speaking with some good friends today and we exposed a fact that should be trumpeted from the mountain tops.
Obama doesn't like chocolate.
Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate? Now we can argue until we're blue in the fact about the forgery of a "birth certificate" that was foisted upon us last year. But this one fact should be repeated nonstop from now until the election. Why hasn't he been asked about this? Is it because they don't have chocolate in Kenya? There are so many questions to be answered! I don't understand why no reporter has held his feet to the fire, so to speak. The voters need answers!
What other dirty laundry have you found out about Obama? Let's get the word out, and keep America American!
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 01:34 AM
That can't be right. He comes from a race of chocolate people.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 02:52 AM
He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date. That's a race war movie.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Obama doesn't like chocolate.
Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate?!
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I could be satisfied by a decent milk chocolate, too.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Obama doesn't like chocolate.
Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate?
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Anyone who has to put up with Michelle Obama for 20+ years! Imagine the taste he must associate with chocolate . . .
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Obama doesn't like chocolate.
Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate? .... Let's get the word out, and keep America American!
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Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.
I am so glad to see you wax so eloquently about chocolate being ALL-AMERICAN. There's acceptance of the natives, their practices and their pantheons of Gods / Goddesses, right there ! Good for you !!
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 07:35 PM
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Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.
I am so glad to see you wax so eloquently about chocolate being ALL-AMERICAN. There's acceptance of the natives, their practices and their pantheons of Gods / Goddesses, right there ! Good for you !!
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We're not talking re fried beans friend, were talking chocolate like Nestle makes. AKA the only other flavor of ice cream a NOT gay man will eat.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
We're not talking re fried beans friend, were talking chocolate like Nestle makes. AKA the only other flavor of ice cream a NOT gay man will eat.
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Chocolate IS a bean, sir ..!
And since when has chocolate been the personal property of homosexual men ? Those Olemic priests seem to have been ANYTHING BUT gay !
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Bag of bad creepers
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Chocolate IS a bean, sir ..!
And since when has chocolate been the personal property of homosexual men ? Those Olemic priests seem to have been ANYTHING BUT gay !
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Chocolate is not a bean. That's like saying bread is a grain.
Cocoa comes from the pod of the cacao tree. Chocolate is made from cocoa and other ingredients.
Chocolate was invented by Christian Europeans and perfected by Americans.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bag of bad creepers
Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.
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So, my Cape Cod Chocolate Layer Cake is now Mexican cookery ? ?
I want a retraction.
Now.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 09:39 PM
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So, my Cape Cod Chocolate Layer Cake is now Mexican cookery ? ?
I want a retraction.
Now.
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You aren't making that for CornCon, are you, Sister?
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bag of bad creepers
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Chocolate IS a bean, sir ..!
And since when has chocolate been the personal property of homosexual men ? Those Olemic priests seem to have been ANYTHING BUT gay !
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Those little fancy chocolates come with their own little wrappers those Olemic's make in Belgium or what ever is pure fag fuel.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 09:53 PM
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Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean...
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As a bit of a history buff, I was surprised that I had never seen this term before. So I googled it, and guess what? The ONLY instance is in this very thread (there are references to a medical condition called olemia, but that's obviously not what you're referring to).
Did you perhaps mean pre-Olmec (referring to the period before the rise of the Olmec culture in south-central Mexico)?
Pro tip: if you're going to try to argue with people on the internet or elsewhere, get your facts and terms straight or risk looking like an idiot.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 09:55 PM
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Chocolate IS a bean
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Where did you get that silly idea? Beans and chocolate look and taste completely different! #Psalm 34:8
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-06-2012, 10:39 PM
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You aren't making that for CornCon, are you, Sister?
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Oh, thanks for the compliment!
I was going to bring my Crunchy Colonial Corn Pie, like last year...but hardly anyone touched it
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-07-2012, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Chocolate is not a bean. That's like saying bread is a grain.
Cocoa comes from the pod of the cacao tree. Chocolate is made from cocoa and other ingredients.
Chocolate was invented by Christian Europeans and perfected by Americans.
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Ok, ok, ok, Reverend. OK to everything but the last part.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-07-2012, 03:43 AM
Obama's favorite artist is the mexican pervert, Pablo Picasso....WHO WAS A COMMUNIST!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-07-2012, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bag of bad creepers
Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.
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The Mesoamerican "gods" do exist, but they aren't gods at all. They're demons.
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There's acceptance of the natives, their practices and their pantheons of Gods / Goddesses, right there !
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Huh? I like to eat burritos, but that doesn't mean I accept the Pope as infallible or want to go on welfare.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-07-2012, 11:07 PM
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The Mesoamerican "gods" do exist, but they aren't gods at all. They're demons.
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And you base this claim on... ?
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Huh? I like to eat burritos, but that doesn't mean I accept the Pope as infallible or want to go on welfare.
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God, you are SUCH a racist.
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Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED! -
09-07-2012, 11:42 PM
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And you base this claim on... ?
God, you are SUCH a racist.
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Aren't you, when you insist that Christians who eat chocolate are "accepting pagan religions" by so doing?
Hypocrite.
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