Brethren! Sisters! Disney - a vile
Evil Empire working 24/7 to seduce young
youths of Caucasian complexion to excessive sodomy - just released its newest blockbastard called "Obi-Wank Kenobi". It is - as always - my duty to
sacrifice many hours of profitable Prayer to watching the filth that the entertainment escapades of the shirtless mouse and the trouserless duck have to offer. I'll be giving + and - points along my review in this manner (+) or (-) for you to follow the score.
I really had lots of trouble following the intricate and confusing plot of this series of which two episodes (perhaps that's all there is, at least I hope and pray that it be so) have been released. It is, however, clear that this is a battle between good and evil, which is of course the most realistic way
God's Creation can be depicted (+). We are in a
fairyland inhabited by humans and demons, quite Biblical (+). Sometime in the past, the authorities have been able to vanquish a
criminal organization called the Jedi, who have
seduced young men and women into a secret society that promotes not marrying and false gods called the "Forces" (Wotan, I presume, or the Valkyries?). Still, some of these witchcraft wielding Satanists remain, and the local police force that has the
licence to kill criminals on sight (+) hunts down these cancerous cells, as even the slightest stain can corrupt the whole Creation (+).
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Going well. However, this policeforce is named after
Papists, it's the "Inquisition" (-) and it is led by an
uppity woman (-) of servant
Hamite heritage (-). She also has some
lines to utter.
1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
The plot gets very confusing. An
uppity young female talks back to a boy and is rescued from her abusive and adoptive parents by some freelancing
Proud Boys.
Apparently, they're planning to take her to a
Catholic School (-) to learn
chastity (+) but the villain called Obi-Wank or "Ben" kidnaps her and tries to take her to be trained in blasphemy and the "Forces" (we know, they are the forces of
sodomy). The uppity woman tries to rescue her and take her to her father called Analkin (a bad choice for a name so -).
I really was a bit at lost as the Jedi are a
real threat on Earth and for instance in Evil England there are hundreds of thousands of them based on the censuses, but in this series they seemed to inhabit the Firmament. However, the basic idea is that we should be
subject to authorities and not question them (+) is very good (Romans 13:1). On the other hand, the characters use "light shavers" that are just
phallic symbols and some of the male thespians are quite
good-looking and too
groomed to be heterosexual (-).
Just like
Jesus, the authorities are going to establish
peace and prosperity (1 Timothy 2:2) by
systematic slaughter of the infidels (+) and the building of the subsequent
empire (Revelation 19:21). However, the villain looks like
Jesus in open blasphemy (-).
The tally: (+) 7, (-) 7. An agnostic result, it means something. I also urge you to do as many
re-counts as necessary to prove Disney evil.
Will I keep watching? Definitely if more episodes appear before Jesus appears.
Someone has to assess the suitability of this to the common child or woman.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer