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04-06-2008, 05:27 PM
I just saw the post why God hates Canada and i was thinking. Why does God hate my Country, whats our moral defect? note that if you try and stereotype Britain because of What a few People have done or what past Fascist Governments have done and you are American then you're point is null and void as America is rife with corruption and death, hundreds are killed each day because of America and i like to call it the one counrty more than any that's going to Hell.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 05:59 PM
God has many reasons for hating GB but certainly his latest peeve is with Dr. Rowan Williams. The leader of the Church of England thinks it is time to replace British Common Law with Sharia Law. What will be next--a muezzin on top of Westminster Abbey or a niqab for the Queen?
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 06:11 PM
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I just saw the post why God hates Canada and i was thinking. Why does God hate my Country, whats our moral defect?
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- Communism
- Sodomy
- Communist Sodomites
- Towelheads
- Communists Sodomising Towelheads
- Punks
- Towelheads Sodomising Communist Punks
Does that begin to answer your question?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 06:44 PM
This is great! I love list threads!
If God really hated Britain he wouldn't have tormented it with insufferable problems. Here are a few: - Driving on the wrong side of the road
- Chavs
- Princess Diana
- The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and the Sun
- Immigrants
- Sharia Law
- Druids
- Fish and Chips
- Beef Wellington
- Fat 13 year old single mums
- Cricket
- Football
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 07:02 PM
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Driving on the wrong side of the road - Chavs
- Princess Diana
- The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and the Sun
- Immigrants
- Sharia Law
- Druids
- Fish and Chips
- Beef Wellington
- Fat 13 year old single mums
- Cricket
- Football
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Ok.
Chavs- can't argue with you that chavs are all idiots their but doesn't America have far more goths compared to our chavs.
Princess Diana- whats wrong with her?
I'm sure everyother country has meaningless newspapers and most of the topics in The Daily mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun stem from American Celebs.
Most western European countries have immegrants and so does America.
so what if we have an Islamic law who cares.
There are no druids in GB idiot.
FISH AND CHIPS OH MY DAYS what in the world is wrong with Fish and Chips you can get tha practically anywhere.
Beef Wellington- again with the food, i'm not even going to answer this.
Fat 13 yr old single mums- There's only like 5 in the country.
Cricket is a sport and so is Football and i doubt that God cursed GB with a sport. those sports have been around for longer that any American Sport.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 07:06 PM
Ok now for Brother Temperance.
GB is not a Communist Country its Capitalist
i'm Sure that there is sodomy in every country in the world.
Again there are islamic people all over the world. Especially in America If you see what I mean.
Wow this is getting old, Punks are everywhere (more power to them)
Brother temperance i consider you to be a Traitor.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 07:07 PM
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Princess Diana- whats wrong with her?
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She's dead.
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so what if we have an Islamic law who cares.
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This is why God hates Britain.
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There are no druids in GB idiot.
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Well, we certainly don't have any here. Are you sure about your Druidlessness?
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 08:51 PM
1. So your condenming someone because they're dead???
2. The Law is good who cares where it came from.
3.NO DRUIDS.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 08:57 PM
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Princess Diana- whats wrong with her?
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Does this look healthy to you?
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2. The Law is good who cares where it came from.
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It came from Satan, you crazed knobjockey!
I think these Druids might disagree with you slightly on that point.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 09:17 PM
What kind of name is Emad El-Din Mohamed Abdel Moneim Fayed? Hardly sounds like your everyday stiff upper lip type.
And by the way, why is a papist mick like Donovan defending the crown?
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 09:31 PM
I doubt God is very fond of Dame Elton John. Here he is trying to seduce a Godly United States Marine!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-06-2008, 09:49 PM
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And by the way, why is a papist mick like Donovan defending the crown?
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That's what I was thinking. It's not only Donavan...it's "Liam".
Liam? Does anything say I'm most likely wearing a green sparkly hat with a shamrock on it then Liam?
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 11:08 AM
OK for the last time i'm only part Irish, people can have names from other Countries without being from that Country, like the name Jack which is english, im sure lots of non English people are called Jack.
princess Diana was in a car crash, lots of people are, does being in a car crash damn your immortal soul?
the law was started by the government don't mean everyone in the country is sinful.
those guys are a historical group of idiots.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 12:04 PM
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those guys are a historical group of idiots.
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What guys? British men? I don't know about historical idiots, but I've heard that aside from bad teeth, Brit men are chinless sissies with no balls at all. I read that somewhere.
You might be being a bit harsh there, mickey finn. But you drunks up north hate the British, don't you.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 12:38 PM
The Irish aren't up north you retard. Its a seperate island. And i meant the druids. mate if you think brits are pussies then you should come here and us brits will show you.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 12:46 PM
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The Irish aren't up north you retard. Its a seperate island. And i meant the druids. mate if you think brits are pussies then you should come here and us brits will show you.
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Do you know Barack O'Bama? He's part Irish too. (Not the Nigra part)
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 01:06 PM
yep i did get an infraction, woop.
i hope obama wins, i'm rooting for him.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 01:47 PM
Root all you want. The American People will never elect a mulatto!
Not even the coloreds trust him.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 01:53 PM
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princess Diana was in a car crash, lots of people are, does being in a car crash damn your immortal soul?
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No, the fact that she was in a car crash because she was trying to get her drunken Frenchman driver to catch some sand negroes for her to fornicate with is what damned her immortal soul.
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the law was started by the government don't mean everyone in the country is sinful.
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I was talking about Sharia law, you unshaven idiot.
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Yes, but that means they fit in pretty well with the rest of the population, as well as totally disproving your lying claim.
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The Irish aren't up north you retard. Its a seperate island.
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You think Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland are two separate islands? You must be too retarded to even learn your own drunken geography.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-07-2008, 03:11 PM
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No, the fact that she was in a car crash because she was trying to get her drunken Frenchman driver to catch some sand negroes for her to fornicate with is what damned her immortal soul.
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Got any proof to that, because thats one wild claim you got there.
I'm from the ROI not northen Ireland idiot, Pastor Ezekiel said and i quote "But you drunks up north hate the British, don't you." up north to GB is Scotland.
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