[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

We have already answered what is the wimpiest nation in the world, now let's discuss what the wimpiest city in the world is.

Nominee #1

Los Angeles

I have had a grudge against the LAPD ever since they arrested our republican Ex-Negro friend, O.J. Simpson, for carrying out Biblical Law on his adulterer wife, and the sex-crazed jew who humbled his wife. It's not "wrongful death" according to the Bible!

Well, not they've gotten even worse. From Harvard's study of the LAPD:

The Los Angeles Police Department is completing one of the most ambitious experiments in police reform ever attempted in an American city.

And just what is that experiment? Affirmative Action!

By 2008, 53 percent of new graduates were Latino; 29 percent were white; and 7 percent were black.

With 83 percent of residents surveyed saying the department is doing a good or excellent job, Bratton says a police force that a decade ago was embroiled in corruption and brutality scandals may now become a national example of how to regain the trust of minority communities...

Oh? And how do you do that?

"crime has fallen to levels not seen since the 1950s and the most serious uses of force - shootings, carotid artery control holds or head strikes with impact weapons - have fallen 30 percent since 2004."

Oh - so you stop arresting people, stop shooting people, stop choaking people, and stop clubbing them on the head. In short, you become the world's wimpiest city.

Nominee #2:

Banff, Canada



Can you believe Canadians just let elk wander around the streets, like they own the place? Canada has uppity women, uppity immigants, and in Banff, even uppity animals.

So, has your head stopped boggling at Canada's outright surrender to nature? Well, take a deep breath and look at THIS:



Yes, elk even get their own lane on the highways. This is outright appeasement!

The Book of Genesis states that Christians are to conquer and subdue nature, not give animals special priviliges!

It's a real-life recreation of George Orwel's ANIMAL FARM in our second nominee for the world's wimpiest city.

That's all I've got for now, please add your own nominees!

[Larry Lee]

A disgusting photograph, but we should have expected as much from the Canadians.

Still, Banff is too far north and too remote to qualify as anything other than the answer to a trivia question. For the wimpiest city in the world, what other choice is there, really, than Montreal, where they speak French with a hick accent so strong all you can do is laugh.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Brother Jeb, I note that after recruiting those tinted and Darkie types, the police were no longer doing their job – proof that this “affirmative action” selects people who would never have been employed.


On wimpy cities, it could be any city in the UK

Gordon Brown (British Prime Minister) urges police to walk people home from cashpoint

Gordon Brown today urged police across England and Wales to offer to walk the last mile home with people who feel unsafe after they visit the cashpoint. (ATM)


He floated the idea, pioneered by the Wanstead neighbourhood police team in east London, when he delivered his first major speech about crime at Chelsea FC's conference centre today.


While Tony Blair faced ridicule for threatening to march young thugs to the cashpoint to pay their fines, Brown was criticised for assuming that the police have the time to escort people home from the bank.[

Did Brown ever think this through? No. Obviously, if there are no street robberies, there will be no criminals; if there are no criminals, Brits will not need so many police; if there are fewer police, they won’t be able to accompany people and thus crime will rise.


Brown has surrendered rather than face the menace.

[Sally Paulson]

I agree that Montreal is a terrible city. Their only industry seems to be internet porn.

London is a haven of sissies. Have they ever faced anything like 9/11, ever in their entire history? No. Yet they still think they can lecture us, and try to deny that 9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING.

Los Angeles is pathetic. If I was in charge of the LADP, the Rodney King video would just show a cop reloading his gun, and then a hearse showing up. Try to incite a riot with that!

Let's not be too harsh on Canada. And I'm not saying this just because I'll have to flee through Canada when Russia invades Alaska. Just look at Canada's official leader, second only to the Queen:

Gov. Gen. eats slaughtered seal's raw heart to show support for seal hunt

RANKIN INLET, Nunavut - On the first day of her trip to the Arctic Michaelle Jean gutted a freshly slaughtered seal, pulled out its raw heart, and ate it.

Hundreds of Inuit at a community festival gathered around as the Governor General made a gesture of solidarity with the country's beleaguered seal hunters.

Jean knelt above a pair of carcasses and used a traditional blade to slice the meat off the skin.

After repeated, vigorous cuts through the flesh the Queen's representative turned to the woman beside her and asked enthusiastically: "Could I try the heart?"

Within seconds Jean was holding a crimson chuck of seal-ticker, she tucked it into her mouth, swallowed it, and turned to her daughter to say it tasted good.

Afterward Jean grabbed a tissue to wipe her blood-soaked fingers, and explained her gesture of solidarity with the region's Inuit hunters.

She expressed her dismay that anyone would call their eons-old, traditional hunting practices inhumane.

She gestured to the hundreds of people in a packed arena and noted that they would all be fed by the meat laid out on a tarp on the floor.

The European Union voted earlier this month to impose a ban on seal products.

For years, animal rights groups have intensely lobbied European politicians to implement a ban...

The ban, expected to take effect in October, would apply to all products and processed goods derived from seals, including fur, meat, oil blubber and even omega-3 pills made from seal oil.

Locals here warn it will be one more shock to a region that already suffers from chronic economic woes and a staggering array of social problems.

Jean called the practice an ancient cultural ritual that, she said, is practised humanely.

She also lauded the taste and nutritional quality of her snack.

"It's like sushi," she said.

"And it's very rich in protein."

The locals expressed their wish more outsiders would see things that way.

They explained that they don't use the hooked hakapiks that have faced such bitter criticism from environmentalists.

They said they use guns or harpoons, and can't understand why their industry is considered less humane than cattle farming.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The city with the most sodomites, the most gypsies and the most liberals will surely win this contest.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The city with the most sodomites, the most gypsies and the most liberals will surely win this contest.

Prague will win?

[Wide-Open]

Paris. It's got to be Paris. Paris has no competition. Can't have. It's Paris.



Yes. Paris!

[eliot mayfield]

How many gypsies in Paris?

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

How many gypsies in Paris?

Way way too many, according to this secular source.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The city with the most sodomites, the most gypsies and the most liberals will surely win this contest.

Then it's obviously San Fransisco! Not only is it the gay capital of America, the city is culturally tolerant!

And, may I also remind you, San Fransisco was the home of those damned filthy, communist, weirdo, wacked-out, sexually "free", disease-spreading hippies during the '60's!

San Fransisco for Wimpiest City!

[Max Bayes]

Has anyone noticed how the quality of trolling has reduced drastically of late? I blame that Obama bloke. All those puppy dogs hanging on his every hate-encrusted word are so distracted, they can't even come up with original and/or coherent insults anymore.

[James Hutchins]

Wimpiest city,,,, not hard to figure that one out.

First, it must be in California, that is a no brainer
Then, think for one second..... wait for it...... San Francisco!!!! Where even drinking the water will make you Gay.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Since I often travel the world visiting my many manufacturing campuses, I would like to nominate a few cities for The Wimpiest City on Earth.

1. Barcelona. Have you ever heard a person from Barcelona pronounce "Barcelona?"

2. Miami Beach. Grown men work on their tans all day wearing Speedos, then dance the night away in tight-fitting pastel clothing. Their sports teams are named after fish and temperature. And Key West isn't too far away. Disgusting.

3. Venice, Italy. God will drown them, any day now.

4. New Orleans. The sinful cesspool of the South, filled with nothing but sissies, sexpots, faded flowers, criminals, and morbidly obese chefs.

5. Agadir, Morocco. This is where European homersexurals go to purchase willing African boys. Or so I've heard.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

The National Law Center on Homelessness & Poverty and the National Coalition for the Homeless have conducted a survey and study of homelessness in 273 cities. I assume this means they picked up a lot of crack whores. The resulting report, is here in this PDF file.

It rates L.A. as America's "meanest city":

Los Angeles was spending $6 million a year to pay for fifty extra police officers to crack down on crime in the Skid Row area at a time when the city budgeted only $5.7 million for homeless services. Advocates found that during an 11-month period 24 people were arrested 201 times, at an estimated cost of $3.6 million for use of police, the jail system, prosecutors, public defenders and the courts. Advocates asserted that the money could have instead provided supportive housing for 225 people. Many of the citations issued to homeless persons in the Skid Row area were for jaywalking and loitering, "crimes" that rarely produce written citations in Los Angeles outside of Skid Row.

Does this mean L.A. is de-nominated?

The report attacks certain cities for certain pro-freedom laws:

• Enactment and enforcement of legislation that makes it illegal to sleep, sit, or store personal belongings in public spaces in cities where people are forced to live in public spaces.
• Selective enforcement of more neutral laws, such as loitering, jaywalking, or open container laws, against homeless persons.
• Sweeps of city areas in which homeless persons are living to drive them out of those areas, frequently resulting in the destruction of individuals’ personal property such as important personal documents and medication.
• Enactment and enforcement of laws that restrict groups sharing food with homeless persons in public spaces.

And then, it lists my three new nominations for WIMPIEST CITIES IN THE WORLD:

Portland, Oregon,
Daytona Florida
Cleveland, Ohio

They get this ranking for focusing on public housing rather than jailing the homeless. They forget that jails already ARE a form of public housing, and are better than the commie kind because in jail the bums get to meet people and learn things from them.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I'm just curious as to why San FannySINco isn't on this list? After all, it's full of limp-wristed, flailing homers.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I'm just curious as to why San FannySINco isn't on this list? After all, it's full of limp-wristed, flailing homers.

I agree with you BTB. If I have to fly someplace, I will not take a flight that does a 'layover' there, it is digusting!