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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-25-2010, 11:24 AM
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Interesting idea. My question to that would be:are they people? After all, the negro scull shape is more closely related to apes than humans. If they were culled crime could be significantly reduced all accross the world. The negro seems to think much like most animals, i.e not very far ahead. They don't seem to be able to plan for the future, much like monkeys, apes etc. Any other over populated animal creating a nuiscence would have its numbers reduced.
What you are suggesting is Racism!

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-25-2010, 11:34 AM
I don't see it as racism.This is a discusion forum and I just put my opinions forward. I might not be correct with my views but equely your views might not be correct-only time and the good Lord will tell. If they were people, then yes, my views would be racist but as I and many others do not see the negro as a human, just another animal then my views cannot be seen as racist.

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I don't see it as racism.This is a discusion forum and I just put my opinions forward. I might not be correct with my views but equely your views might not be correct-only time and the good Lord will tell. If they were people, then yes, my views would be racist but as I and many others do not see the negro as a human, just another animal then my views cannot be seen as racist.
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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-25-2010, 12:06 PM
Well rather than just casting me asside, why don't you put your side forward? I will listen to debate and enjoy it as it is how we learn and progress.

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-25-2010, 12:47 PM
I have nothing to 'learn' from one who advocates genocide, and no interest in debate with racists.

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Well rather than just casting me asside, why don't you put your side forward? I will listen to debate and enjoy it as it is how we learn and progress.
There is nothing to debate. Everything you need to know is in the Holy Bible. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-31-2010, 02:18 PM
I am disgusted and offended. I will not be returning to this site.

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-31-2010, 02:22 PM
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This is a discusion forum and I just put my opinions forward.
It's not. To quote from http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

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Secondly, racism is not allowed either as we can see from http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1725

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Well! That's going to be a small loss of a person with an inappropriate name.
In your eyes, what's more inappropriate:

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Ty for your quick response.
Your name: you say that God is less than 3 of you.

Your name should read: God>10000000000Me.

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-31-2010, 03:04 PM
Unfortunately the username "GodLovesMe" was taken. I decided to put "God'Heart'Me". On the interwebs, a heart is shown as <3. DUCY?

This is how my username came about. God is not greater than or smaller than anyone. He is equal to everyone and everyone = everyone.
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Do you play poker?

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-31-2010, 03:18 PM
I have dabbled in teh pokers on occasion. God did not seem to have any qualms with me doing so.
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God also "has no qualms" with people engaging in fornication, excessive drinking and lying to Christians. You will find out God's qualms when God tells you that you cannot enter Heaven. That's what we're trying to warn you about.

Even though you come to trolls us, we do really care about where you're going. We want that place to be Heaven, with us.

P.S. Want to know how I figured out you play poker? Your use of the word DUCY. As a Christian, I can find out a lot about a person through rational analysis.

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 03-31-2010, 03:44 PM
DUCY is an acronym for 'do you see why'... DUCY? It also so happens to be a best selling book in the poker world. I have not read it.

I am more than happy to go to heaven. Eternal living... be it in heaven or in hell, would be most horrific. We can only hope, as Christians, that we neither go to heaven or hell, but that we rest in piece and without conciousness for the rest of existence.
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It also so happens to be a best selling book in the poker world. I have not read it.
That's odd for someone with an interest in Poker. It would be like being an atheist and never having read "The God Delusion".

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that we neither go to heaven or hell
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but that we rest in piece
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and without conciousness for the rest of existence.
Sorry, but that's a typical atheist argument. I very much wish to keep my consciousness during my stay in Heaven, thank you.

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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How long will you be staying in heaven? For the rest of eternity?

What do you plan on doing on day 1 trillion? Will heaven still be as enjoyable as day 1? Will you still be jumping around in puffy clouds with the same spirit of excitement?
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How long will you be staying in heaven? For the rest of eternity?
Yes, for eternity.

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What do you plan on doing on day 1 trillion?
I didn't plan that far in advance. My focus is on getting myself and you there in the first place.

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Will heaven still be as enjoyable as day 1?
As a Christian, I do not seek to enjoy, I seek to worship.

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Will you still be jumping around in puffy clouds with the same spirit of excitement?
I like your angle, but ask yourself: what's the point of humanity then, if all it does it exist for millions of years? Why do you get up in the morning? To simply exist? Why will you eventually have children? So that they will exist?

I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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