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Smile Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-17-2010, 08:59 AM
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You might have noticed that in my quote there is a that allows direct access to the entire posting with just a single click. On the other hand, I would like to point out that you deliberately removed the from most of your quotes. So it is you who is trying to fool people and not me.
I apologise as I had no idea that those buttons did that. In no way was it deliberate, as I have nothing to hide.
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-17-2010, 09:09 AM
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I apologise as I had no idea that those buttons did that. In no way was it deliberate, as I have nothing to hide.
Apology accepted. We are all here to learn.

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-27-2010, 03:31 AM
My oldest son took you up on this offer, and I am extremely proud of him.

Of course, I don't allow video games in my household, as they are the pornography of Satan, so I hacked the hardware to make it only play church DVD's.

"When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin." - Psalm 109:7

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-05-2010, 05:31 AM
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My oldest son took you up on this offer, and I am extremely proud of him.

Of course, I don't allow video games in my household, as they are the pornography of Satan, so I hacked the hardware to make it only play church DVD's.
Amen. I too accept Jesus Christ! Do I get a Free PS3 as well? Does it comes with a baseball video game?
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-05-2010, 07:38 AM
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Amen. I too accept Jesus Christ! Do I get a Free PS3 as well? Does it comes with a baseball video game?
You know this offer is for kids right?

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-07-2010, 05:35 PM
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Of course, I don't allow video games in my household, as they are the pornography of Satan, so I hacked the hardware to make it only play church DVD's.
Hacking is a sin. You'll go to hell.
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-07-2010, 10:03 PM
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Hacking is a sin. You'll go to hell.
You have scripture to back that up?

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-08-2010, 08:01 AM
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You have scripture to back that up?
Do You have scripture to prove that it's not?
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-08-2010, 09:25 AM
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Do You have scripture to prove that it's not?
Are you insane? We also do not have scripture that says you are gay and yet you are. Stop avoiding the question and start answering please!

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-20-2010, 06:23 PM
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We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
You HAVE TO BE obscenity deleted JOKING ME
THIS IS ILLEGAL

i've already reported this
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-20-2010, 06:42 PM
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THIS IS ILLEGAL

i've already reported this
How is giving away a gaming system illegal?

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-20-2010, 09:21 PM
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i've already reported this
How long did the people you reported it to laugh?

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Hacking is a sin. You'll go to hell.
Hacking for the Lord is perhaps the most relevant way for some of our more tech-savvy members to show their devotion to the Lord and His word!
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-21-2010, 01:52 AM
One question, within that link it has the verse
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)
But in another thread that has the commandments listed it states: 5. Honour thy father and thy mother:High Capital punishment (Exodus 21:15, Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9)



Would someone explain this to me? Which one gets priority ?

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One question, within that link it has the verse
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)
But in another thread that has the commandments listed it states: 5. Honour thy father and thy mother:High Capital punishment (Exodus 21:15, Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9)



Would someone explain this to me? Which one gets priority ?

Arthas, a thorough study of scripture and these passages in context makes it plain that if one's parents are True Christians™ it is required that you honour them. Surely it is common sense? Of course, if one's parents are True Christian™ platinum tithers to Landover they must be treated with the utmost of respect: but if they are unsaved trash one must hate them.

Is this helpful? I recommend you spend more time with the KJV1611, ask for the Lord's guidance in prayer, and show your respect for Him with a tithing regime to Landover.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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One question, within that link it has the verse
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)
But in another thread that has the commandments listed it states: 5. Honour thy father and thy mother:High Capital punishment (Exodus 21:15, Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9)



Would someone explain this to me? Which one gets priority ?

Perhaps you are making it seem like the Word is contradictory? I believe it is important to believe in what is important to you in the Bible. Separate the wheat from the chaff. It's all about your own personal saviour over what the old manuel says.

Let's make it up as we go together!

Your friend in Jesus,
Sam

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-21-2010, 04:27 PM
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Perhaps you are making it seem like the Word is contradictory? I believe it is important to believe in what is important to you in the Bible. Separate the wheat from the chaff. It's all about your own personal saviour over what the old manuel says.

Let's make it up as we go together!

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That right there is blasphemy.

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2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-19-2010, 10:09 PM
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Hacking is a sin. You'll go to hell.
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I am defacing goth websites and replacing their upside down burned satan cross with our holy cross.
And I keep doing this with every goth website I encounter.

Killing people is also against the laws, but does not stand against gods laws which say you can slay those who oppose god.

Exodus 15:9 (my favorite scripture)
The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide the spoil; my lust shall be satisfied upon them; I will draw my sword, my hand shall destroy them.

Besides, (on topic)
I don't want a Ps3.. The real price is the warm presence of god.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-22-2010, 04:21 PM
Please do tell me if I am wrong, but the upside down cross, is not really Satanic, it was how Peter was crucified was he not? If you have facts stating otherwise, be as so kind as to tell me, as I would love to know.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-22-2010, 04:31 PM
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Please do tell me if I am wrong, but the upside down cross, is not really Satanic, it was how Peter was crucified was he not? If you have facts stating otherwise, be as so kind as to tell me, as I would love to know.
This is an interesting study on the evils of the inverted cross and other papist symbolism. Here is another site confirming these observations.

Worshipping Peter in place of Jesus is highly Satanic.

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