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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
04-11-2008, 07:58 AM
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Yeah there is something I would like to tell you Pastor Eziekiel. I was saved at the age of 14 and have been serving Him ever since. However I am also down to earth and am proud to be a gay-druid or whatever you say I am. I also like Rock Music and my favorite group's are Queen and AC-DC. But Jesus is Numero-Uno in my life. Im not judging you guys nor do I want to start a debate. Im just looking for some good old fashioned Christian Fellowship...and I do not want to join the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses to do so.
Have a blessed day
Brother DJ
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He's just a chav and it wouldn't surprise me if he's under 18, too.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-09-2008, 05:58 AM
I accepted Jesus and got my PS3 and now I cant play my ps2 games on it
whats the catch
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-09-2008, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother DJ
I accepted Jesus and got my PS3 and now I cant play my ps2 games on it
whats the catch
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Well, we hear that alot actually. From my experience, there might be one of two possible problems.
1. You didn't Tithe sufficiently. (Click on the Paypal button below for more information.)
2. The PS2 games you are attempting to use are designed by japs who want to turn you queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-11-2008, 12:20 AM
Alright, against my probable better judgment, I tithed and such that is required from the link posted in the OP's post, do I need to call a number to send them a mailing address or pm someone?
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-12-2008, 06:08 PM
Where's my free ps3? Do I need to call again?
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-12-2008, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Anna Marie Raven
Now, is that anyway ta talk about them poor, misguided heathens? We gotta get all the soldiers for Christ that we can!
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so speaks the person whom watched a movie with people that have special powers AKA mutants change ur AVATAR or u will come to hell with me.
afterall BAPTISTS cry foul at anything that portrays magic and anything out of the ordinary
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 05:47 AM
I would like a PS-3 for my commitment to Jesus as long as it comes with "Call of Duty 4" I want to be pepared to kill pagans both here and on vacation too.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Craven Morehead
I would like a PS-3 for my commitment to Jesus as long as it comes with "Call of Duty 4" I want to be pepared to kill pagans both here and on vacation too.
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First step is to click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Get your mom and dad's credit cards ready.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
First step is to click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Get your mom and dad's credit cards ready.
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My mom and dad were missionaries killed in Zaire.
Are there any brothers and sisters willing to loan me enough to be prepared for the pagan assault on America?
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Craven Morehead
My mom and dad were missionaries killed in Zaire.
Are there any brothers and sisters willing to loan me enough to be prepared for the pagan assault on America?
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Kindly post the news article announcing their deaths.
Frankly we have no shortage of Godless trolls wandering in here wanting to mock Jesus. I need you to convince me that you aren't one of them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 06:14 AM
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Craven Morehead
My mom and dad were missionaries killed in Zaire.
Are there any brothers and sisters willing to loan me enough to be prepared for the pagan assault on America?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Craven Morehead
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Right. The only problem is, the article you posted is about a couple killed in Uganda.
You'll have to better than that, nancy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 06:37 AM
They were in Zaire too. Says so. I gave up skiing so I'm no Nancy.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-18-2008, 06:41 AM
Raven Mad is ok too I quess.
I guess the PS-3 temptation is putting some pressure on me.
Maybe I should stay away from video games.
I'm Sorry.
Forgive me.
Go ahead and ban me.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-19-2008, 06:48 AM
Baptist joke
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-19-2008, 09:25 AM
Speak English!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-26-2008, 04:47 AM
I donated, where's my free ps3.
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-26-2008, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Sionisx2
I donated, where's my free ps3.
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Post your reciept here for all to see.
Plenty of asshats come in here lying to Jesus and us pastors.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-30-2008, 01:07 AM
I'm surprised nobody has said anything about this yet, but PS3's cost $500-$600 depending on which harddrive you get. If you've "given away" 10s of thousands of these, as it says in the very first post, than that is a huge amount of money. If you sold exactly 10,000 of them and only gave away the $500 ones, it would be $5,000,000. But since it's more the 10,000 than it definately costs more than that. So where does all this money come from? And again stating what others have said, why do you give away that which you call satanic?
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Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! -
05-30-2008, 01:19 AM
Tithes Sweety,
Have you hit the Paypal button yet?
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