[Brother D. Thomas]

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To the godly membership,

Yes, subsequent to my venturing forth in a "plethora" of pseudo-christian web sites, where I easily Bible Slapped them Silly,®️ and was banned as the consequences, I have godly returned to Landover Baptist Church, praise! ........ I SAID TO HOLD THE APPLAUSE!

Jesus and I have been very busy of late, where both of us cannot believe in how dumbfounded of the scriptures these little wussy pseudo-christian websites truly are! When engaging with these outright Bible fools, it is like to make it somewhat fair for them, I had to type my messages to them blind-folded, tied my hands behind my back, and type with my feet, and subsequently, they were still easily made the Bible fools!

Listen, my extreme modus operandi at times when teaching Jesus' inspired true words is vouchsafed by me acting just like Jesus did in the Temple incident as follows: “The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, “Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade.” His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for your house will consume me.” (John 2:13-17)



Jesus is a man's’ man in using cords to whip the money-changers to remove them from His Father’s house, which is Jesus’ house to begin with in being God, nonetheless, He would be using 44mag Colt Anaconda today instead of a wussy whip, praise!


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[Phil Ander]

I will be definitely holding the applause.

Pride is a sin.
Proverbs 11:2 When pride cometh, then cometh shame:
But with the lowly is wisdom.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction,
And an haughty spirit before a fall.

Matthew 23:6-12
And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues, 7 And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi. 8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren. 9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven. 10 Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ. 11 But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. 12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.


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[Brother D. Thomas]

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Phil,

PRIDE: a feeling of deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements, the achievements of those with whom one is closely associated, or from qualities or possessions that are widely admired.


“For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.” (Ephesians 2:10)

As shown in the passage above, I am Jesus’ workmanship in being created in Him for good works, of which HE PREPARED beforehand for me as I walk in them regarding how I Bible Slap Silly®️ Atheists and pseudo-christians! Therefore, when I take pride in this situation in Jesus’ name, which is hard not to do, I am always forgiven! “To him all the prophets bear witness that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name.” (Acts 10:43)


“The heart of man plans his way, but the Lord establishes his steps.” (Proverbs 16:9)

The heart of mine plans my way, and then Jesus establishes my steps in how I deal with Atheists and pseudo-christians, and if I show pride at times in doing so, I will just ask for forgiveness and it is always given: “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” (1 John 1:9)


“Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord you're God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.” (Deuteronomy 31:6)

I am following Jesus’ inspired words shown above when dealing with Hell bound Atheists and pseudo-christians, whereas I am strong and courageous in not being in fear, nor do I dread being the aforementioned in the name of Jesus if prides shows itself, of which again, I am always forgiven, praise!


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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

That dopamine high is such a rush, you feel like you can do anything. Even post coherently on LBC. I recommend an endorphin bubble-wrap for the come down. Should be coming any day now.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Phil Ander

I will be definitely holding the applause.

Phil

If it's OK with you, dear Brother Ander, I will just leave this here:

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Dear sinner, can you explain me why you seem to be confusing the Christian doctrine with the MGTOW ideas? If i remember correctly, their motto stands for: "Masturbators going their own whoring", which is a way to Hell. Christian men should instead follow the motto of MGTLW: "Men going the Lord's way". I'll pray that you chose the latter.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Dr. Anthony J. Toole.


YOUR QUOTE OF RECORD TO JESUS AND I: "That dopamine high is such a rush, you feel like you can do anything. Even post coherently on LBC. I recommend an endorphin bubble-wrap for the come down. Should be coming any day now."

Anthony, even though Jesus and I have never fished together, as yet, we will await with "Bated Breath" the outcome that should be coming anyday now, praise!




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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Brother D. Thomas

YOUR QUOTE OF RECORD TO JESUS AND I: "

Only Pastor Ezekiel can speak for Jesus. You cannot.

I will pray for your poor lost confused soul.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Only Pastor Ezekiel can speak for Jesus. You cannot.

I will pray for your poor lost confused soul.

I will second that round of prayers, Sister.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Only Pastor Ezekiel can speak for Jesus. You cannot.

I will pray for your poor lost confused soul.

I concur, this man and his mission work seems a bit perverse.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm replying here rather than running the other thread off its tracks but have still not had a response to my question? You'd quoted the 150th Psalm and I was interested how you saw the gentleman playing loud cymbals and the high sounding cymbals aligning with the psalm. Here it is again in context.

Psalm 150:1-6 Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.

After your trouble, concentrating on the hindquarters of accompanists rather than the majority instrument from the fifth verse, I'll try a different approach where stringed instruments appear without anything likely to distract you.

Verse 4 identifies stringed instruments so there's 5 of them for you. Continuing along the integer set brings us to verse 6 and my question remains the same.

6 Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD.

I noticed how God did not say “everything that has breath (except guitar quintets)” and although one of them is a violin I'm grouping them together as all of the same type for convenience. How do you determine when any thing that has breath ceases praising God and starts doing something else?

Originally Posted by Brother D. Thomas

Turn the “Soaps” off

I do not have a television and very few soap operas are broadcast via radio. One or two maybe somewhere in the North Sea but I'm not subscribed to their audio players.

..and READ your bible, in that the only music that is to be heard for Jesus is admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs using harps

You provided some references for me as follows:

[singing] Colossians 3:16
[singing] Acts 16:25
[singing] Romans 15:9 (specifically gentiles singing)
[singing] Hebrews 2:12
[singing] I Corinthians 14:15
[singing] James 5:13

but none of them include stringed instruments (harps, viols, kitharas) or cymbals. Clearly a person prancing around with high-sounding cymbals adoring a mauve baboon idol is not praising God. They do have the cymbals but are clearly afflicted with something other than wine Isaiah 51:20-21 so that's pretty easy. And if any of them were singing, your references would be helpful. My question arose from examples where cymbals and stringed instruments are present without singing. Neither of your links included lyrics so I'm not sure how they address anything in the Scripture you cited..

[Brother D. Thomas]

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MitzaLizalor,


YOUR QUOTE RELATING TO ANOTHER THREAD: "I'm replying here rather than running the other thread off its tracks but have still not had a response to my question? You'd quoted the 150th Psalm and I was interested how you saw the gentleman playing loud cymbals and the high sounding cymbals aligning with the psalm."

Again, it is very hard to discuss matters with a 2nd class woman that you represent, and that is vouchsafed by Jesus' inspired words within the scriptures. Nonetheless, the video that you had shown IN ANOTHER THREAD where you want to discuss your question WITHIN THIS THREAD, was a drummer playing said "cynbals." Subjectively, the loud sounding snare drum and tom drums are subjectively inappropriate. Notwithstanding, the woman in ungodly attire as shown, whereas Jesus and I were surprised that you would post such a disgusting video in the first place with the ungodly woman shown, and in giving validity to praising Jesus through loud drums! In relation to said video and cymbals, I follow this passage shown below:

"Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect." (Romans 12:2)

Any further statements by you relative to certain instruments in giving Jesus praise, are to be referred back to the passage above in what I subjectively think is appropriate in the name of Jesus, praise!



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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.


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[MitzaLizalor]

I was not looking for a discussion but how to know when certain instruments were giving Jesus praise and when wayward citizens were spreading the word of ungodly courtesans. You see, in order to attend Church services, it's necessary to travel through places where exactly those wretches are most active. Changing one's route is meaningless. The wretches simply relocate.

Nothing involving music needs to be referred back to your subjective notion of instruments. How should I accommodate the Jew's Harp for instance?

[Brother D. Thomas]

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MitzaLizalor,

YOUR QUOTE IN WHERE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW JESUS' JEWISH CREATION'S INSTRUMENTS: "Nothing involving music needs to be referred back to your subjective notion of instruments. How should I accommodate the Jew's Harp for instance?"

Uh, we have to accept the Jew's harp because Jesus was "King of the Jews" Saying,“Where is he who has been born king of the Jews? For we saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.” (Matthew 2:2). Besides, Jesus was sent here ONLY for the Jewish creation that He created through Himself as Yahweh God incarnate: He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” (Matthew 15:24)

The last thing that we want to do is to upset Jesus by not having anything to do with Jewish instruments, praise!


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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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[Didymus Much]

Re: thread title

Everyone's done that. Why you still harping?

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Didymus Much ,

Listen up Hell bound Atheist, I am NEVER harping when I bring forth the direct words of Jesus, understood?! Why are you even within the esteemed Religion forum in the first place, whereas the only thing that you bring with you is the smell of sulfur! Praise Jesus' revenge upon the non-believers!

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Brother D. Thomas

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Didymus Much ,

Listen up Hell bound Atheist, . . . Why are you even within the esteemed Religion forum in the first place,

He is here because he has been given permission to be here. Furthermore, he doesn't insult the True Christian™ membership. This is something that you seem to do on a regular basis.

It's funny that you refer to this site as an "esteemed Religion forum" but the only esteem that you bestow is upon yourself.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Handmaiden,

YOUR QUOTE OF SLAPPING JESUS IN THE FACE REGARDING DIDYMUS MUCH: "He is here because he has been given permission to be here."

HUH?! In having Didymus Much here is like having a Ham cursed black preacher man serving the fried chicken at a KKK BBQ! WTF? Have you forgotten in what Jesus says regarding the non-believers like Didymus Much: "If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not take them into your house or welcome them." (2 John 1:10)

Furthermore, I am NOT insulting the True Christian membership when I use direct biblical passages towards the situation at hand, I expected nothing less from a Hell bound woman like you to say something like you did!


YOUR QUOTE: "It's funny that you refer to this site as an "esteemed Religion forum" but the only esteem that you bestow is upon yourself."

No dear, it is never funny when you take your opinion out of context in me allegedly putting esteem upon myself, whereas I only do this act towards our serial killer Jesus the Christ in praise!


Handmaiden, learn your place within the godly scheme of things: " But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (1 Corinthians 11:3). Therefore, I am the superior MAN, and you are only the 2nd class WOMAN, so what I say biblically usurps your talk, get it?



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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.


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[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Brother D. Thomas

Handmaiden, learn your place within the godly scheme of things: " But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (1 Corinthians 11:3). Therefore, I am the superior MAN, and you are only the 2nd class WOMAN, so what I say biblically usurps your talk, get it?

Nope. You are that one who does not get it. I am a True Christian™ and you are a mere Forum Member. None of the Pastors or senior staff have extended church membership to you. Therefore, in this particular community, it is not your place to admonish or exhort me. So, you need to dial back the rhetoric.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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