[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Ladies,

I was planning on writing a checklist of things that are vile and unladylike, but is seems Michelle Obama has already beat me to it with her convention speech. From where she brags about her abortion body count (she must have aborted triplets repeatedly, though maybe she had a head start because Kenyan girls do mature very fast), to where she talks about her collection of castration tools, and how she polishes and sharpens them every day as she dreams of "the night we REALLY take back the night", to her rousing finale, where she vows to use a furnace fuelled with burning bibles to melt down all America's guns and turn them into "prostate massagers". Yes, when it comes to pitfalls a woman should avoid, it has everything:

I myself didn't watch the whole thing from the start, but I did hear the commentators on FOX News recap it for me. They saved a whole lot of time for me, summing up the whole 10 minute speech in an hour or so.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I just realized that most ladies can't even imagine themselves doing the sort of things Mich-allah does, she's a such a twisted caricature of unladylike behaviour. Same thing with Julian Castro (Yes, THAT castro, she's either Fidel's wife or daughter, or maybe both) with her calls for reconquista and cocaine-laced burritos in every school.

So, here's another democrat speaker who commits the same sins just as badly, but as a non-Kenyan/Mexican it's easier to imagine yourself in her shoes:

[Felicity]

My father always says that women who talk in public will get what they deserve. #1st Timothy 2:11-12

[PetitionLady]

She's a foul hypocrite.

Paula Deen: Michelle Obama loves fried food and ate more than any other guest I've had on my show

• First Lady kept on eating during the commercials

By Daily Mail Reporter
UPDATED: 16:35 EST, 11 October 2011

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She has campaigned against obesity and has championed health eating.
But when First Lady Michelle Obama met celebrity chef Paula Deen she apparently ate like a horse!
Paula is not from the minimalistic school of cooking and is known for recipes like Gooey Butter Cake.

Paula said: 'You know what their favorite foods are — it's hot wings, you know, those kinds of foods that are not necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods, so she's no different than the rest of us.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz283NYlaB0

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by PetitionLady

...when First Lady Michelle Obama met celebrity chef Paula Deen she apparently ate like a horse!

Seems like the wrong expression, I've never heard of a horse eating fried chicken. Not that Paula could admit that, she had to be politically correct and dance around it:

Originally Posted by PetitionLady

'You know what their favorite foods are — it's hot wings, you know, those kinds of foods that are not necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods...

Just say it: fried chicken. Darkie chow.

[PetitionLady]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Seems like the wrong expression, I've never heard of a horse eating fried chicken. Not that Paula could admit that, she had to be politically correct and dance around it:



Just say it: fried chicken. Darkie chow.