[OnYourKnees]

A Sudanese man (that's one of those Muslim "nations", right?) was forced by elders to pay a dowry and marry another man's goat after he was found having "relations" with it.

Good Christian folk would have stoned him, but apparently Muslims think differently about such things!

This story makes Jesus hurl!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.


The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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Yuck

[Bobby-Joe]

This is what happens when a people is without Christ. Though on the other hand they clearly know that the real victim in a rape is the woman's father.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Poor goat! Cruelty to animals, that is.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Poor goat! Cruelty to animals, that is.

Yes, it is.

It's far preferable to chop a domesticated animal's head off, butcher it, and slow-roast it than to marry it.

Say, does your husband often say you've been a BAA-AA-AAD girl?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Yes, it is.

It's far preferable to chop a domesticated animal's head off, butcher it, and slow-roast it than to marry it.

Actually, if it was a human that intended to marry it, that's probably true!

Say, does your husband often say you've been a BAA-AA-AAD girl?

That's none of your business and if he does, he doesn't say 'bad' that that way.

[Brother John]

Hmm, the mooselimbs aren't even good at following their own Qu'ran. The man is supposed to kill the beast... But if it keeps him from blowing himself and our troops up, maybe it's for the better.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I don't think that this news story is completely accurate. Being a filthy mudslime pervert, I can't imagine that he needed to be forced.

[shert]

This is dumb and wrong.

The guy should have been sentenced to death along with the goat.

Here is the proof:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: "The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him. I (Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offence can be attributed to the animal? He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.


Abu Hurairah reported Allah's Messenger (pigs be upon him) said: "Four types of people awake under Allah's anger and go to bed under Allah's displeasure." Those who were listening asked: "Who are they, Messenger of Allah?" He replied: Men who imitate women, women who imitate men, those who have sex with animals, and men who have sex with men."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by shert

This is dumb and wrong.

The guy should have been sentenced to death along with the goat.

Here is the proof:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: "The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him. I (Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offence can be attributed to the animal? He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.


Abu Hurairah reported Allah's Messenger (pigs be upon him) said: "Four types of people awake under Allah's anger and go to bed under Allah's displeasure." Those who were listening asked: "Who are they, Messenger of Allah?" He replied: Men who imitate women, women who imitate men, those who have sex with animals, and men who have sex with men."

Quote all the satanic gibberish you like, it is a well-established fact that mudslime men fornicate with goats, camels and pigs. In many cases, they prefer them to their mustachioed wives. You can't come in here and lie to us about it, but I understand your reluctance to admit such a disgusting fact about your filthy cult, mudslamisim.

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

A Sudanese man (that's one of those Muslim "nations", right?) was forced by elders to pay a dowry and marry another man's goat after he was found having "relations" with it.

Good Christian folk would have stoned him, but apparently Muslims think differently about such things!

This story makes Jesus hurl!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Personally, I'd rather be stoned than married to a goat. But what does Clown have to do with this again?

[Alexia]

Thats probably one of the funniest things I heard in ages. Serves the rotter right! Who sleeps with a goat? He must be pretty ugly. I think the ruling was fair. He slept with it, so he should marry the animal! haha

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I'm wondering if he will name the kids Billy or Nanny.



Lve, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by M.D.

Personally, I'd rather be stoned than married to a goat. But what does Clown have to do with this again?

That was clown? I didn't know clown was a muslim.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

That was clown? I didn't know clown was a muslim.

I didn't know you were a goat.

Oh, congratulations on your wedding.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

I didn't know you were a goat.

Oh, congratulations on your wedding.

Har de Har.

Even if I weren't already taken, if I were kidnapped and told that I either had to marry/have sex with clown or die a horrifically painful death...let's just say I'd be running to the executioner!

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Har de Har.

Even if I weren't already taken, if I were kidnapped and told that I either had to marry/have sex with clown or die a horrifically painful death...let's just say I'd be running to the executioner!

Of course you would, but only because you be mistakin' him for another witch due to the hood he be wearin'. It's no secret that pagans is fond of of them pointed hats/hoods. They runs to thems like moths to a flame! Here a pagan witch child is clearly seen imitating a Mudslime sorceror (depicted in the smaller picture) that be wearing such a accessory.



I do not understands it myself. Maybe it because of the pointy hats resemblance to tallywhackas? Nasty pagans and they obsession with private parts.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by shert

This is dumb and wrong.

The guy should have been sentenced to death along with the goat.

Here is the proof:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: "The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him. I (Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offence can be attributed to the animal? He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.

So your religion teaches that if an animal is raped, it should be killed, even though it's done nothing wrong? How barbaric.

[shert]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Quote all the satanic gibberish you like, it is a well-established fact that mudslime men fornicate with goats, camels and pigs. In many cases, they prefer them to their mustachioed wives. You can't come in here and lie to us about it, but I understand your reluctance to admit such a disgusting fact about your filthy cult, mudslamisim.

Questions:
1 - You said: "Well-established fact that mudslime men fornicate with goats, camels and pigs", if it is "WELL-ESTABLISHED", prove it!!

2 - I dare you to prove that I am lieing.

NOTE:
You misspelled Islam and Muslims

[shert]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

So your religion teaches that if an animal is raped, it should be killed, even though it's done nothing wrong? How barbaric.

As the Hadith said:
(Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offence can be attributed to the animal? He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.

If you want to eat it, be my guest.

Also, you speak of Barbarism, here is a verse of the bible that might enlighten you about barbarism:
1 Samuel 15:2-4
2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
4 And Saul gathered the people together, and numbered them in Telaim, two hundred thousand footmen, and ten thousand men of Judah.

You see, we are not discussing the "slay both man and woman, infant and suckling" part of barbarism, because this topic is about animals.

So, what wrong did the "ox and sheep, camel and ass." do to be killed in mass quantities??