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Default Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-12-2009, 08:17 AM

My fellow brothers and sisters,

Praise Jesus for allowing me to be here tonight posting on this here forum! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

I feel it is proper to introduce myself. I am the Rev. Jim Osborne. You all know me right? Well, in case some of you are under the age of 25, you might remember me from PTL's "Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" in the 1980's. I was a successful televangelist. I saved millions of confused souls around the globe and showed them that Jesus wants everybody to have Wealth and Health. I used the gifts of the Lord to witness to the unsaved. I brought prosperity to my faithful television congregation.

The Lord had blessed me with me with the sweet life. A sprawling mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean, a beautiful wife, and a fleet of high-end European luxury automobiles. It was the Lord's way of giving thanks back to me for preaching his Word.

It all came to a crashing halt in the fall of 1989, when the Fox TV show "A Current Affair" with Maury Povich televised a brutal exposé on my sins. I was embezzling tithes and church dollars to finance my Rolls-Royce obsession and $10,000 a night 5-star hotel stays in exotic locales. It wasn't long before seedy photographs surfaced of me in a compromising position with a Thai transsexual prostitute.

I pleaded on camera for forgiveness. I admitted I sinned. But, the Justice Department filed charges on me for various crimes such as embezzlement, fraud, racketeering, and pandering. I spent the next 15 years in a Federal penitentiary.

That is when I re-dedicated myself to the Lord Jesus Christ and became born again...again. Upon release, I swore to our Lord, myself, and all those I love that I will be a better person. I am truly sorry for all the sins I have committed in the past.

Now, I am re-establishing my televangelist career. I appear around 3:00 am on weekends on public access, using a rented studio, preaching to the unsaved. I use myself as an example of a wonderful human being who could not resist temptation and turn to sin.

I now turn to you, my dear Landover Baptist Church. I am no longer the hypocritical, greedy, scheming, duplicitous, conniving scoundrel that I was. I am simply a humble man, bowing before God, asking for forgiveness.

PRAISE JESUS that I am outside of bars, back into the real world!!! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!!!



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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-12-2009, 11:13 AM

Well Shout glory! If it isn't Rev. Osborne!! I remember you from back when I was just a kid! I caddied for you one weekend out at Royal County Down when you played a foursome with Pastor Deacon Fred and a couple of Playboy Bunnies (Miss April and Miss October if I remember correctly). What a weekend that was. I wonder if you remember...

Anyway, it's great to see you here! I hope you'll stick around and stay out of trouble this time. Let me know if you need anything sir.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-12-2009, 04:38 PM

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Well Shout glory! If it isn't Rev. Osborne!! I remember you from back when I was just a kid! I caddied for you one weekend out at Royal County Down when you played a foursome with Pastor Deacon Fred and a couple of Playboy Bunnies (Miss April and Miss October if I remember correctly). What a weekend that was. I wonder if you remember...

Anyway, it's great to see you here! I hope you'll stick around and stay out of trouble this time. Let me know if you need anything sir.
Well, bust my buttons and tickle me pink! It's little Zeke Flint...all grown up! Why yea, I remember you! Hot diggity, you were one smart cookie. I knew you'd grow up to be a successful pastor, like I once was. Remember when we used to play Name That Bible Verse? Even when you were 9 I couldn't ever stump you!

Hmm...well, Pastor Deacon Fred and I did have a foursome with two Playboy Bunnies, but it wasn't at a golf course. If I recall correctly, you caddied for us at Royal County Down when we had the Penthouse Pets with us. Playboy, Penthouse, so easily confused!

Anyways, it's great to be back!



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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-12-2009, 06:52 PM

Wow, all this greatness in one place. I am truly humbled!

Rev. Jim, if you ever need anything moved discreetly by truck, give me a call. I extend this courtesy to all the respected Pastors and Reverends at Landover, no charge my pleasure.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-13-2009, 03:08 AM

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Wow, all this greatness in one place. I am truly humbled!

Rev. Jim, if you ever need anything moved discreetly by truck, give me a call. I extend this courtesy to all the respected Pastors and Reverends at Landover, no charge my pleasure.
What a wonderful coincidence! As a matter of fact, Brother James, I do have some very important, expensive "goods" that could be moved and shipped by you. It's too difficult going through the airport with their rigorous searches these days, and Fed Ex/UPS is simply out of the question.

I'll get in contact with you later so that we can do business.

Thanks, pal!



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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-13-2009, 01:32 PM

Reverend, there is never a charge for the upstanding Elders at Landover. I just piggy back you items on another load.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 12-28-2010, 08:40 AM

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What a wonderful coincidence! As a matter of fact, Brother James, I do have some very important, expensive "goods" that could be moved and shipped by you. It's too difficult going through the airport with their rigorous searches these days, and Fed Ex/UPS is simply out of the question.

I'll get in contact with you later so that we can do business.

Thanks, pal!


You, sir, appear to be quite the shady character.
I had respect for you as a person until I read this.
I assumed that you truly were a man of good character, who wants the best for people.
Just a few posts after saying that you've changed and are suddenly a humble man, you are making a deal to move something that is unfit for commercial shipment.
What could this be, I wonder?
Couldn't be a shipment of Bibles, surely.
I'll likely be banned after posting this, and this post will likely be deleted.
Dissenters aren't liked by those who do things only for personal gain.
Let me ask you this, Reverend Hypocrisy.
Had you not been caught, would you have 'changed'?
Likely not.
You are a profiteering, corrupt lunatic.
You are a disgrace to all mankind, as you preach lies to the malleable and ignorant masses for your own gain.
You take advantage of those around you as much as you possibly can.
Tell me, "Reverend":
What is it that you do with those women that you have shipped in from around the country to have one on one, discreet contact with?
Why is the minimum allowed age 18?
Surely it is ONLY bible study.
Now that I have read sufficiently about you and your history, I am thoroughly appalled.
You give Christians in general a bad name.
You are not even a Christian.
But one thing I will admit to: You're clever. I admire that quality in you. The fact that you use it for personal gain taints your reputation, however.
And so, I thank you. For forcing me to see that ignorance is prevalent, even here in the states. For entertaining me. But above all, you have given me something to do.
And so, my last words on this forum will be these:


"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil."
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Well, bust my buttons and tickle me pink! It's little Zeke Flint...all grown up! Why yea, I remember you! Hot diggity, you were one smart cookie. I knew you'd grow up to be a successful pastor, like I once was. Remember when we used to play Name That Bible Verse? Even when you were 9 I couldn't ever stump you!

Hmm...well, Pastor Deacon Fred and I did have a foursome with two Playboy Bunnies, but it wasn't at a golf course. If I recall correctly, you caddied for us at Royal County Down when we had the Penthouse Pets with us. Playboy, Penthouse, so easily confused!

Anyways, it's great to be back!
My money says golf isn't all Zeke and Reverend Osborne were playing together back in the day...
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 06-14-2009, 02:02 PM

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My fellow brothers and sisters,

Praise Jesus for allowing me to be here tonight posting on this here forum! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

I feel it is proper to introduce myself. I am the Rev. Jim Osborne. You all know me right? Well, in case some of you are under the age of 25, you might remember me from PTL's "Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" in the 1980's. I was a successful televangelist. I saved millions of confused souls around the globe and showed them that Jesus wants everybody to have Wealth and Health. I used the gifts of the Lord to witness to the unsaved. I brought prosperity to my faithful television congregation.



PRAISE JESUS that I am outside of bars, back into the real world!!! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!!!
Well Good morning Rev Jim! I think we ran into you at the Bakers yard sale many years back...after that messy incident with Jessica Hahn. You and your lovely wife bought Jim and Tammy's air conditioned dog house if I remember correctly.
Oh BTW, Brand is sending you a copy of his discipline tape "The Gentle Use of Bondage For Loving Christians". The videos can be had by others for the mere price of $19.95 for set 1987-1990. PM me for more details.


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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 08-31-2009, 05:42 PM

"conniving" ?

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 08-31-2009, 05:53 PM

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"conniving" ?

learn to spell.
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You have made a total of three posts in our Godly forum. You made an obvious capitalization error in one of those posts. This one is about a typo in a thread that is three months old. Also, you did not bother to quote the actual post where the typo was located.

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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 08-31-2009, 06:13 PM

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"conniving" ?

learn to spell.
What's wrong with conniving?
Even an ignorant wop like me know it's a proper English word.
What's your point?
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-08-2011, 11:13 PM

So you scam an entire church, get caught and pull the only thing that every greedy, self-righteous person can do to "save" themselves from being cast out of their home like a dog with rabies; you apologize, claim that you are a changed man after finding Jesus (AGAIN) and you convince your followers to believe you by over-exaggerating your new beliefs.

Just because you act like an extremest by declaring all things sinful doesn't mean you are a change person, you're just doing everything to convince people that you're change so that they'll continue believing in your blasphemy.

Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
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So you scam an entire church, get caught and pull the only thing that every greedy, self-righteous person can do to "save" themselves from being cast out of their home like a dog with rabies; you apologize, claim that you are a changed man after finding Jesus (AGAIN) and you convince your followers to believe you by over-exaggerating your new beliefs.

Just because you act like an extremest by declaring all things sinful doesn't mean you are a change person, you're just doing everything to convince people that you're change so that they'll continue believing in your blasphemy.

Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
What exactly are you trying to say about the good Reverend? I was fortunate enough to have a one on one meeting with him for a brief 10 minutes and let me tell you, this is a man of God! He has sinned but now he sins no more. I've never been so fast on my knees to repent for my sins and I have never ever, ever felt such a warmth of the Holy Spirit inside me.

I am testimony that this man is the real deal when it comes to people who help direct people to Salvation™. Please, at least do your research and meet the guy first before you judge him.

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Also, I looked into your use of trademarks and copyrights. Unfortunately you are unable to trademark "True Christian" and copyright "Word of God" or any variation of it.

And unfortunately for you, there is no trademark in office for the use of True Christian. Therefore you're committing fraudulent abuse of the trademark office. Which is a federal offense.
What did you score on your LSAT, the law school admission test. (I was in the 98th percentile, btw.) What percentile were you in? Where did you get your degree? Where is your law office?

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Now sit down, shut up, and start reading your Bible.


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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:11 AM

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What exactly are you trying to say about the good Reverend? I was fortunate enough to have a one on one meeting with him for a brief 10 minutes and let me tell you, this is a man of God! He has sinned but now he sins no more. I've never been so fast on my knees to repent for my sins and I have never ever, ever felt such a warmth of the Holy Spirit inside me.

I am testimony that this man is the real deal when it comes to people who help direct people to Salvation™. Please, at least do your research and meet the guy first before you judge him.

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You're right, I shouldn't judge someone based on what I've read and have been told by others. I am here with the wrong reasons in mind, and for that I apologize sincerely.

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What did you score on your LSAT, the law school admission test. (I was in the 98th percentile, btw.) What percentile were you in? Where did you get your degree? Where is your law office?



Now sit down, shut up, and start reading your Bible.
I spoke out of anger and after having ready Ms. Walker's statement, I have come to reconsider my actions thus far. I apologize, I was only lashing out based on what I've heard from others and read throughout the forums. I admit that I don't understand anything at all.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 01-09-2011, 01:16 AM

I came here with the wrong reasons in mind*

.. having read Ms. Walker's statement.*

Sorry, I just had to correct those spelling mistakes.
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You're right, I shouldn't judge someone based on what I've read and have been told by others. I am here with the wrong reasons in mind, and for that I apologize sincerely.



I spoke out of anger and after having ready Ms. Walker's statement, I have come to reconsider my actions thus far. I apologize, I was only lashing out based on what I've heard from others and read throughout the forums. I admit that I don't understand anything at all.
Apology more than accepted. Please feel free to ask questions. We are more that eager to answer them! If you have not done so yet, please introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum!


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Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
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Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 09-07-2010, 09:09 PM

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Praise Jesus for allowing me to be here tonight posting on this here forum! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

I feel it is proper to introduce myself. I am the Rev. Jim Osborne. You all know me right? Well, in case some of you are under the age of 25, you might remember me from PTL's "Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" in the 1980's. I was a successful televangelist. I saved millions of confused souls around the globe and showed them that Jesus wants everybody to have Wealth and Health. I used the gifts of the Lord to witness to the unsaved. I brought prosperity to my faithful television congregation. Uh....NO..you are a parasite who feeds off those people who are looking for hope in a dark and fallen world. You have managed to deceive those poor people who have put their "faith" in a person like you who is an expert in deceit.

The Lord had blessed me with me with the sweet life. A sprawling mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean, a beautiful wife, and a fleet of high-end European luxury automobiles. It was the Lord's way of giving thanks back to me for preaching his Word. Incredible that you can sit back and brag about what you have scammed from people who work hard and send you money so that you can live this lavish lifestyle...you have no shame in that you use Gods name to filter this lie to others...you have scammed Gods people to let you live a life filled with riches. Remember the parable of the Rich Man and Lazarus,,,soon to be renamed Jim Osborne and the imporverished people who trusted a charleton.

It all came to a crashing halt in the fall of 1989, when the Fox TV show "A Current Affair" with Maury Povich televised a brutal exposé on my sins. I was embezzling tithes and church dollars to finance my Rolls-Royce obsession and $10,000 a night 5-star hotel stays in exotic locales. It wasn't long before seedy photographs surfaced of me in a compromising position with a Thai transsexual prostitute. What a great rich history you have sown.

I pleaded on camera for forgiveness. I admitted I sinned. But, the Justice Department filed charges on me for various crimes such as embezzlement, fraud, racketeering, and pandering. I spent the next 15 years in a Federal penitentiary. Isn't this where you received more of your training in how to rip off people? I am guessing you graduated from the penitentiary with honors?

That is when I re-dedicated myself to the Lord Jesus Christ and became born again...again. Upon release, I swore to our Lord, myself, and all those I love that I will be a better person. I am truly sorry for all the sins I have committed in the past. As opposed to all the sins you are now a part of...

Now, I am re-establishing my televangelist career. I appear around 3:00 am on weekends on public access, using a rented studio, preaching to the unsaved. I use myself as an example of a wonderful human being who could not resist temptation and turn to sin. Nope, you're just a better con man now who is able to swindle peoples money with a more pious attitude.

I now turn to you, my dear Landover Baptist Church. I am no longer the hypocritical, greedy, scheming, duplicitous, conniving scoundrel that I was. I am simply a humble man, bowing before God, asking for forgiveness.

PRAISE JESUS that I am outside of bars, back into the real world!!! PRAISE SWEET JESUS!!!
Nice try there Jimmy....you're just a better hypocrite now who has studied at one of the Federal Institutions on how to get rich off the backs of those people who are looking for hope and you sell them on a "bait and switch" scheme to help you get rich again. They want hope and you use yourself as a mediator to get them riches. Remember what the Rich Man asked Jesus about gaining eternal life,,,how he had kept all of the law and Jesus told him to sell all that he had and give to the poor? Remember that one Jimmy? If you want to be credible then do what Jesus told that man to do...the Rich Man couldnt do it because he was very rich and walked away very sorrowful. Do you want to show your followers that you are different...can you sell all that you have to prove to your followers you can give it all away? My guess is a Big Fat NO! Why? Because you are a fraud is a wolf in sheeps clothing. Enjoy it all now Jimmy cuz you dont have long to enjoy all these riches...when this life is over and Eternity starts you're going to be spending a lot of time with romantic walks with the Devil on his own private beach on Devils Island. Tic Toc Jimmy....times are getting shorter for ya. Tell Jan and Paul there is a lot of room on that beach for all of you and get some heat proof sandals and thongs...and tons of lotion that is like SPF 1000.
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Default Re: Praise Sweet Jesus....I was Born Again....Again! - 09-07-2010, 09:14 PM

What is your obsession with Rev. Jim? You bring up a post that's over a year old and start tearing him apart with baseless accusations?

I've dealt with the Good Reverend and I can tell you that he is nothing if not an upright True Christian™.


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