[BrotherLarry]

Not sure why my pastor won’t support me about this but I know my Landover family will.

I questioned why prime parking space near the door at church is reserved for crips (disabled, not the gang). Seems to be a way the church could give a perk to generous tithers.

I don’t think I wanna go to anymore board meetings. Instead of hearing me out they kept spouting things about ADA and caring about the less fortunate. Poor crips aren’t going to pay for anything.

They absolutely did not want to hear about illness being a result of sin and implied that my prayer life must be lacking or Jesus would have given me a more caring attitude. I hate to go church hunting again but if I am not welcome to share Godly opinions why should I give them $5500 per month? I covet your prayers as I seek God’s Face on this.

[MitzaLizalor]

What on earth sort of church are you attending? Have they even read Deuteronomy 23?

For Christians, the new priesthood, limitations are more restrictive – not less. Should a trollop with 4 husbands and sex idols be included? No! Just read Leviticus 21 and ask them where God rescinded His requirement, especially regarding the vail.

Sure, it no longer exists, but the requirement for blood is still in force; that's why we claim the Blood of Christ. Similarly, deformed persons are unacceptable and just as in Christ we satisfy God's requirement for blood so in Him are all deformities made sound.

[Dennis Lukes]

On my knees for you, Brother Larry . Your post had me so startled I spit out my morning coffee, and the maid tripped over it and broke her kneecap. Now I have to put in a call to ICE and that's always such a hassle. I don't blame you of course, it's that wicked false "church" that has ensnared you in its heretical grip.

At the next board meeting, here's what you need to do. Park your car in the special reserved parking spot for cripples and retards. That's where Jesus would've parked His Ford Mustang. Read Leviticus 21:18-21 to your fellow board members, as Sister Mitza pointed out, and ask them what they think of it. If they refuse to accept it, point out James 2:10 and Matthew 5:17-20. Ask them how much of the Bible is God's perfect word and how much is just irrelevant garbage they can ignore. At this point, your voice should be as loud as possible. Kick over your chair or even upturn the table like Jesus (Matthew 21:12). Storm out. Find a new church that actually believes in the Bible.

I wish you Godspeed.

[Isabella White]

Oh, my goodness gracious, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! What on Earth is your pastor doing here? You are entirely right to insist that he give up those parking spaces for the benefit of the good people who are so faithful in their worship and financial generosity.

As for reserving those parking spots for the disabled, well, surely there is no need for this. Those people could have had a friend drop them off at the door instead. Actually, I’m surprised that your pastor even allows them inside the church. One wonders if he is being influenced by those “relaxed” attitudes that have swamped so many of the churches in Godly . Has he never even opened the pages of the to read of the Holy instruction of Almighty in such matters?

Leviticus 21: 16-23 --
16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.

I think that this shows, very clearly, that those parking spots must be made available for good persons, such as yourself, as there is no way that those infesting, disabled people should be allowed to infect the church premises. Please do keep us informed as to your progress in this matter, Dear.

A blessed day to you, darling Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

As for reserving those parking spots for the disabled, well, surely there is no need for this.

Correct. The ADA requires every public parking lot in America to have AT LEAST 1 spot specially reserved for cripples. The minimum number increases for larger lots. Think of all the wasted spaces that no cripples even use! There are no wheelchair jockeys in my town, so the cripple spot at the post office has NEVER been used! And aside from these, there must be a significant percentage of spots that are only very rarely used by the crooked bastards. I'm sure that over half of the reserved spots in the US could be eliminated without the handicripples even noticing!


Ordinary citizens need to stand up and fight back, which are two things the cripples can never do. Park in their special spots and then throw away any tickets you get. Write to your legislators about repealing the Americans with Disabilities Act. We as a society have already decided we won't be kept out of their bathroom stalls, but we havent crossed that bridge into the parking lot. I pulled out the handicap sign and sandblasted that obnoxious wheelchair logo off the pavement when I purchased my motel decades ago, and I have never faced any consequences.

[BibleReader2231]

It’s no question that those who are unable to comprehend or read The Bible are doomed to hell. If they can’t understand what God wants them to do, the chances of them being eternally doomed increases exponentially. Those special parking spots should be for the enthusiastically religious. I would do the math as to why crippled people are screwed but feel it’s unnecessary due to how obvious it is. Also, my female brain is not smart enough in comparison to the brilliant minds like Brother Larry .

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Not sure why my pastor won’t support me about this but I know my Landover family will.

I'm not sure if the answer will be the one you want. (That's rather like prayers, isn't it?)

They absolutely did not want to hear about illness being a result of sin

And nor should they. Christ says this is not so.

and implied that my prayer life must be lacking or Jesus would have given me a more caring attitude.

This is not so either. What God gives us is understanding and acceptance.

John 9
1. And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
2 And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
3 Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

God makes gimps revolting and repulsive on purpose - He shows you what he can do. It is rather like the warnings on cigarette packs combined with an advert for the manufacturer.

Your disgust is an entirely Christian reaction: God has succeeded in his mission in your case.

There are two options, as I see it:
1. Continue as you are but inform the gimps of the true reason - I should imagine that most will feel grateful that they are part of His Plan.
2. Matthew 17:20 Do a miracle and cure one or two of them.

[Prayer Warrior]

We need to replace disabled parking with wealthy parking already

[Emily Brent]

I misplaced my spectacles again and misread this thread title as Disabled People In Me and you had me very worried. That's not to say I'm disabled in sight, yet I am hard of seeing, not quite the same thing.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Emily Brent

I misplaced my spectacles again and misread this thread title as Disabled People In Me and you had me very worried. That's not to say I'm disabled in sight, yet I am hard of seeing, not quite the same thing.

Dear Miss Brent: Might I kindly suggest the use of eyeglass chains for your spectacles? With this handy convenience, your glasses will rarely be misplaced again. Having your spectacles available for use at all times, this will reduce, very greatly, your risk of (accidentally) reaching for another nip of cooking sherry.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Emily Brent]

That is a stylish suggestion, thank you Sisyer Isolbella

[JakubDovac]

What would you do to a Nationalist with only one arm? I'd rather be around with such a person than a Demoncrat with two arms. So this title is misleading. LOL, I'm fine with rich people as long as they are conservatives. Rich Libtards like Robert DeNiro are godless reprobates.
And I'm 100 %ly healthy. But a little reminder to those who are not...


Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord James 5:14


Can't be any simpler... except with the Catholics who interpret it their way. No wonder why they also introduced an effeminate hippie Jesus with long hair.

[Diesel Stanford]

Originally Posted by JakubDovac

What would you do to a Nationalist with only one arm? I'd rather be around with such a person than a Demoncrat with two arms. So this title is misleading. LOL, I'm fine with rich people as long as they are conservatives. Rich Libtards like Robert DeNiro are godless reprobates.
And I'm 100 %ly healthy. But a little reminder to those who are not...


Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord James 5:14


Can't be any simpler... except with the Catholics who interpret it their way. No wonder why they also introduced an effeminate hippie Jesus with long hair.

And here's Jakub again with his funny logic... you believe you could work for your salvation. The truth is God give salvation by grace only in this dispensation (you quoted James which was adressed to the twelve tribes)... the reality however also is that salvation and healing/deliverance cannot be separated. True Christians don't have demons or something like that.


All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Isaiah 53:6


If you are born again, you can't struggle with sickness or trust in your works. You are a child of God, bought with a price... except that YOU are not since you are a child of the devil.


If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:8-9