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Bible NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 11-28-2018, 12:30 AM

People in NASA are bunch of God-hating atheists, who would like us to believe that God lied to us in the Holy Bible, when He said that the earth was flat and had four corners:

Revelation 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

These same fools (Psalm 14:1) want us to believe that stars and planets are more than just flickering lights firmly secured on the Firmament.

Their latest attempt to convince us includes a "Mars landing" by InSight probe (whoever came up with the name had an apparent keyboard problem, either space bar not working or shift key working at random).

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After seven months of traveling through space, the NASA InSight mission has landed on Mars. A few minutes after landing, InSight sent the official "beep" to NASA to signal that it was alive and well, including a photo of the Martian surface where it landed.
Traveling seven months?! These people claim it took that long to reach the Firmament? Did they send the probe on top of a snail or something?

These NASA atheists must think we're all fools. They published what they claim is the first photo taken by InSight on the surface of Mars:


Seriously? This is it? The big reveal? No Martians, no canal close-ups, no Face on Mars details? Just a photo of an orangeish screen taken through a camera with a very, very, very dirty lens? Seriously, I could photoshop a more convincing image of a fake surface of a fake planet. Maybe I should go work for NASA, but I wouldn't want to participate in deceiving people. That's God's job (Jeremiah 4:10).
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Anyone remember this hoax about 'men on the moon'? Seriously, how gullible do people think intelligent True Christians™ are?
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 11-28-2018, 01:17 AM

Sister Bass--That's a white bowling ball that has been rolled in the parking lot. They can fool most of the public but not True Christians™.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-18-2018, 10:48 PM

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Sister Bass--That's a white bowling ball that has been rolled in the parking lot. They can fool most of the public but not True Christians™.


If most of the public agrees that the Earth is round and Mars exists that may prove that you are wrong.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-18-2018, 11:31 PM

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If most of the public agrees that the Earth is round and Mars exists that may prove that you are wrong.
By the same logic, you should start eating human excrement. Billions of flies cannot be wrong, right?


Also: given that in the past, most people believed world to be flat and the center of the universe, does that mean this has changed when most of the public changed their opinion? Just wondering.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-19-2018, 12:55 AM

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By the same logic, you should start eating human excrement. Billions of flies cannot be wrong, right?

Here you don't seem to know the definition of Public:noun
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    ordinary people in general; the community.
    [COLOR=#878787 !important]"the library is open to the public"[/COLOR]



So no. Flies are NOT apart of the public. That should be obvious.




Also: given that in the past, most people believed world to be flat and the center of the universe, does that mean this has changed when most of the public changed their opinion? Just wondering.



Here let me introduce you to a neat thing called a satellite.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-19-2018, 01:28 AM

Hey Basilissa. I have a question, why I'm I considered a sorcerer who worships false idols? I'm a Christian and very much do not.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-19-2018, 01:34 AM

Im soooo sorry that I invaded your safe space and got you with logic and now your triggered.
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Smile Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 11-28-2018, 02:11 AM

All in an attempt to disprove Genesis 1:1! This is nothing short of the Smoking Gun of the religion of Atheism, proof of their unethical attempt to use the government to push their religion. Collecting One Billion Dollars to convince people the Bible is untrue is like the Catholic Church collecting one billion dollars every Sunday. While members of such cults like argue this money "keeps the lights on" so to speak, in reality it is naught but a Huge Scam, a Ponzi Scheme that rewards the few authority at the top at the expense of the "regular Joes" throughout the world.

One Billion Dollars could have been put to use translating publishing Bibles in the native languages and dropped from airplanes onto remote, untouched tribal heathens. One Billion Dollars could have been put to use bringing Jesus back to our schools. One billion dollars could have paid for Pastor Zeke's new jet and enough fuel and an around-the-clock team of stewardesses to take him anywhere in the world Jesus might call him on a whim.

But no, One Billion Dollars was used to further the agenda of the Atheist Religion, to evangelize their Creation Story of Evolution, and their False Salvation through Sexual Deviance all so they can talk themselves out of feeling guilty when they sin.

True Christians™ are not so easily fooled! We know what the LORD says about wisdom and in whom we should put our trust:
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God.
For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1 Corinthians 3:19

He taketh the wise in their own craftiness: and the counsel of the froward is carried headlong.
Job 5:13

That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men,
and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;
Ephesians 4:14
The Bible is very clear! We are to trust in the LORD and anything that deviates from the Gospel is to be understood with contempt! Any attempt to try and re-write reality is hubris, plain and clear. The Holy Bible tells us such desires are of demonic origins (James 3:15). There is no room for such lies in the heart of the True Christian™.





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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 11-28-2018, 08:58 AM

That's a bird's egg - a Little Ringed Plover's egg, if I'm not mistaken:




So delicious that it's now illegal to gather them.


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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-18-2018, 10:38 PM

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Anyone remember this hoax about 'men on the moon'? Seriously, how gullible do people think intelligent True Christians™ are?
That was a silent movie you <<<expletive deleted>>>. It was called the "Man on the Moon" from 1902.

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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 11-28-2018, 10:31 AM

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Traveling seven months?! These people claim it took that long to reach the Firmament? Did they send the probe on top of a snail
Sister Bas, as an smart woman, you are always so close to the truth that it brings tears to my eyes. In your post, you are right 99%
But as woman, you don't know that times take time. Like when your husband goes out for cigarettes and comes back three days later. Or when Moses led his people to a relatively small desert and took him 40 years to arrive.
That is why this bit could be true. Of course, is all fake news anyways, so it doesn't matter.


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